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Friday, October 12, 2012
Nothing Ever Happens at P6GC
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One day at P6GC in the boring class of PLTW, Jim was putting circuits together to make electricity travel to different things. One student had the idea of putting all of the circuits together and to hook them to a computer. There were so many circuits that anybody could hardly move. When they hooked up the last circuit to the computer, the lights flickered, the computers flashed, and then everything went black. When Mrs. Fury found a flashlight to see what the heck happened, the electrical cords turned into radioactive snakes and all the circuits disappeared! Mrs. Fury dropped the flashlight before any of the class could see what happened. When the lights came back on the class could see the snakes. The snakes looked like sour gummy worms with glowing yellow eyes! The class screamed at the top of their lungs and started an avalanche of chocolate! The chocolate rushed so fast that the class (and the snakes) got swept off their feet into the gym. In the gym all the chocolate spread out so it was like a chocolate swimming pool! All the kids were so excited but Mrs. Fury knew better. She told everyone to get into the hallway. The class was disappointed but did what she said. Mrs. Fury told the class that the radioactive snakes turned into poisonous electric eels that will kill you in an instant! The class screamed and ran back into the PLTW classroom and locked the door. When the gym class came back inside the chocolate and the eels rushed out the door. Everyone ran away from the door. When the chocolate was done draining out of the gym, Jim came running into the gym and tripped on a snake. He got zapped and heard a buzzing noise. It just kept buzzing, and buzzing, and buzzing. JustThen……. Jim’s alarm clock woke him up from this amazing dream.
You’d think nothing ever happens at P6GC sixth grade center… All you see are boring classes, “Today in math… blah, blah, blah…” All those slow talking teachers. But, if you walk down this one hall way, you’d be surprised at what you’d see. It glows- literally. No explanation. Any way... You’d walk down and enter a room, you crack the door and walk in, to see these students as wild as… untamed monkeys! There’s a girl with huge pink sunglasses, and children peeping out of the window like whack- a – moles! Children yelling, a boy dancing! You probably think you’ve just walked into a zoo. A boy is even making popcorn. As you’re looking to get out of the chaos, you see dancing stuffed animals and you think you’ve just lost your mind. You just can’t take it anymore, you’re turning around to leave when out of nowhere, the popcorn explodes out of the popcorn machine- not only is it just popcorn surrounding you, but it’s PINK popcorn! Mountains. Some of it finds its way into your mouth while you’re neck deep in it. You spit it out and it’s after taste was flavored Mint chocolate chip. It’s so unreal! You go underneath the piles of popcorn, and your hand grasps something- THE DOOR KNOB! You turn it and you slide out the door along with a mountain of pink mint chocolate chip flavored popcorn. You’ve doubted P6GC sixth grade center, and you are running far away as possible from there, never doubting it again.
When we entered the room of what ifs? Valeb’s friend waved at us (I was thinking he must know everyone at school because everyone says hi to him!). So then she started (Valeb’s friend) to sharpen her pencil ALOT. Then Valeb suggested us to move closer to the pencil eating sharpener. But then Valeb’s friend started to sharpen her pencil again and I thought what if? Valeb’s friend has secretly been trying to kill him since they were friends because he beat her in a rock, paper, and scissors game for a corn dog. And she would stab him in the neck and laugh like a maniac then started dancing the (I like the move it) if we moved near the pencil sharpener? Then I said ‘Sure’.
Remember kids who are reading this some of your friends can become your worst enemy like what would have happened to Valeb in this summary so remember some people want to stab u with a pencil.
ilovejb23 You’d think P6GC would be quiet as a mouse, but that’s not the case…. When you walk into the office, you will probably see Mrs. Pollen! She has brown hair, she is kind, and is always on the phone or computer! She may just look like a regular employee, but that’s not the truth! The truth is, Mrs. Pollen is actually a F.B.I. agent! I mean, why do you think she is always on the phone or computer? She is plotting her next mission of course! I mean, you have to look up stuff for your plan, and then you have to tell your other employees that are F.B.I. agents! It’s a long process! And have you ever noticed how Mrs. Pollen walks around the school a lot? I have! Well do you know what she is doing? She’s finding all of the super bad kids of course! She may just say she’s giving a note to someone, but she is actually looking around the classroom to find that one super bad kid! Then all of those extra rooms in the office! There are 4 total. One for Mr. Kolowski, one for Ms. Furry, and one for the nurse! But what’s the last one for? The F.B.I. headquarters of course! It’s for Mrs. Pollen and all of the other F.B.I. agent teachers at P6GC! The other teachers have classified information so I can’t name them. Now that you know one of our schools top secrets you better watch out! Because Mrs. Pollen is as sly as a fox, and she just might be on to you!
The Frog Army iNeedaDonutNeow In a normal boring school day, I had a music lesson on day C, during health. I walked over to my music teacher, Ms.Flat and she tells us to hum in her loud, clear, booming voice like thunder. “Okay class!” she boomed, “Let’s HUM!” We all hummed, “Wonderful, wonderful! Now, let’s start croaking!” Croaking? I thought, why would we croak? But I know better than to talk back to the teacher so I start croaking along with my classmates. Suddenly, our art teacher came in with her face as red as a tomato, “YOU DIDN’T GIVE BACK MR.FROGGY, SO NOW, MY STUFFED FROGS ARE ALVIE FOR REVENGEEE!!!” She held the last word as frogs started hoping their way inside. Big frogs, small frogs, blue frogs, red frogs! Ms.Flat screeched, it was ear piercing! The music teacher’s high note clear and shrill as it lingered for quite a long time until a sudden silence came. I looked over to Ms.Flat and her mouth was still wide open. It took me a second until I realized she lost her voice! The frogs probably realized to, so they mockingly croaked and ribited, Croak, ribit. Croak ribit. Then out of the blue, I grabbed a chair and smacked the nearest frog right on the head, the frog lay, stunned and finally ran away. All the other frogs ran away too, probably because they didn’t want their heads smacked. I stood, a long silence came until the art teacher spoke up, “Well, buh-bye!” she grabbed Mr.Froggy and walked away. The next day, Ms.Flat didn’t come to school and the frogs were never found.
On a normal, boring day at P6GC, things started to finally turn around. But the most unusual, most compelling scene of all, (it was so big it got in the daily “P6GC Times” newspaper) was second hour gym class. *26 hours earlier* Mr. Noodles and Ms. Soup had just been preparing for today’s gym lesson. They settled on the idea of a four ball soccer game. But had Mr. Noodles or Ms. Soup thought of all the “paying attention” to four different games would take. They then set up the field. It was the perfect day- the wispy wind was crisp and the sunlight just barley peeked out from behind the clouds. It would give the players energy to feel the sun. It would have been better if it stayed so. The bright neon balls rolled onto the field, a star on its own. Later in the day when second hour gym class came out to play ball, the conditions were still perfect. By now Mr. Noodles and Ms. Soup had learned how hard it was to pay attention to four balls at once during first hour. As the game carried on Mr. Noodles walked across the field to the ball crate when a soccer ball came flying at his head, (for had he forgotten to pay attention) thrusting his head forward just as a flash of lightning emerged from the sky right onto the field behind Mr. Noodles. The sky started pouring on them. (Ms. Soup evacuated the field along with the rest of the children) As Mr. Noodles was leaving the field he looked back. What he saw through his eyes was sorrowful. He found the abandoned ball in ashes. He thought back- when the impact of the ball sent his head forward, no one was paying attention to the ball, so in that split second the weather had taken its toll, and had sent the ball to its knew state. Its neon look had now turned to a murky brown and the remains seeped smoke. Mr. Noodles gave a quick salute to the ball and turned around to the school and that’s when he realized: ANYTHING can happen at P6GC.
Nothing Ever Happens at P6GC: The Library By: Butterfinger!
You probably think that nothing ever happens at P6GC, but you are wrong. Everyone thinks that we have boring classes, the teachers talk slow and the kids are weird. When you walk in, all of the kids are screaming and throwing pencil all over the place. That’s just the beginning. Legend tells it that there are monstrous books in the library. There was only one kid that made it out alive. No one dares to go in or even get close. One day, a new kid moved into town named Henry. He didn’t know anything about the books because no one wanted to bring it up. He went to the library to find a good book to read. I always thought he was weird. He was tall, skinny and had a huge afro. He walked into the old dusty room and all of the lights were off but one light flickering like a candle. The next thing I know, he gets pulled in like he stepped in a huge pile of quick sand. I waited outside, hiding behind a cluster of lockers to see if he would get out of there or not. Ten minutes went by, then twenty. The door quickly opened and I saw a glimpse of a slimy, green creature. It was huge!!! Henry was limping out of the room with his clothes all ripped up. He looked like he was attacked by a hungry pack of wolves. Henry was a mess. I went over to ask him if he was okay but he just kept on wobbling past me like I wasn’t even there. I assumed he was all right. From then on, he didn’t say a word to any one unless he had to. But everyone knows books can’t come alive…….Right?
“Ok guys, remember, we want to sound good. Not whinny. Ready and sing. Do Ray Mi Fa So La Ti Do.” All of the students ended on Do but Mrs. Krvin Kept on singing, as her voice got higher and higher…..Until suddenly she fell to the ground! The whole class started to panic. Luckily, Mrs. Krvin regained consensus and everything was back to normal……then, she started rapping. The kids didn’t know what to think. Out of nowhere Mr.Mahlen was drawn like a moth to the rap music. Just as quickly as he came Mr.Mahlen dashed out of the room followed by Mrs.Krvin. They ran past the janitor, hitting his arm and a bucket of ketchup spilled all over his blue shirt. Mrs.Krvin and Mr.Mahlen where in such a trance they didn’t even notice. As they were running, Mr.Mahlen started chanting his favorite sentence. KEEP.CHANGE.OPPOSITE. KEEP.CHANGE.OPPOSITE. They kept on running until they reached room 124. It was during hour 2 so the kids there were so quiet. The two teachers ran and jumped through to window. The weird part was it didn’t even break. They were GONE. One of the kids stood up and tried. He smashed through the widow and landed in the grass. Good thing the student wasn’t hurt. That’s when the truth was reviled. Mrs.Krvin and Mr.Mahlen were magic
Afro Kid By: ilovehorses8 It was another boring day at P6GC . Then Afro kid came along. Rrrriiiinnnngggg gym has just started. It was soccer day. Go… the game has started Afro kid kicked the ball. Oh-no he tripped. Little did the others know, the afro was a super evil duplicating afro. Afro kid calls it S-E-D afro for short. The afro touched the grass! Then the grass turned into S-E-D afros! all of the kids turned into S-E-D afros well at least their hair did. They had to live with the evil afros for a long time. They didn’t know that there was one cure and one cure only. The cure was if the gym teacher made the Afro kid run on the track the rest of gym class, then all of the evil afros would disappear forever. So that’s exactly what Afro kid had to do. After he ran around and around and around…. The afros disappeared forever!!!!! Even Afro kid’s did. “ YEAH THAT’S RIGHT KEEP RUNNING YOU WERE A BAD BOY!” said Mr. Sledfelt . After that there were no more S-E-D afros in the world. I guess P6GC isn’t so boring after all. But it might be tomorrow, because all the fun, excitement, and scariness is over!
Once upon a time in a school far far away….a group of 6th graders were playing soccer at P6GC. There was a kid who scored 6,000 goals that day. He wasn’t a normal kid. He was a robot that had 1048576 functions. He would shoot a ball with lasers that will fly as fast as lightning. A kid charged at him. He punched him 5 times and soon everyone went to the nurse’s office including Mr. Needles. Then a little kid appeared. He transformed into a ninja and soon he created land mines everywhere. The robot threw razor sharp Frisbees and the ninja blocked it with a cactus. The robot summoned a bunch of spikes but the ninja dug a hole on the way to the other side of the world. He found barnacles there and he took them and went back to P6GC. He stuffed the robot’s control panel with the barnacles and it started to act weird. The robot hurled the ball at a cactus and started chasing the ninja. The ninja jumped over the hole but the robot slipped and fell into the hole. He went all of the way into the sea. The games at P6GC were safe from that day on. 1 year later a spaceship abducted it and took it to the planet Booboowawa. The aliens decided to throw it onto a piece of land called Shakopee. They did it and it landed right onto the field again. Mr. Science did an experiment on the body and found it was made out of pure osmium. The ninja kid appeared and covered the robot with barnacles. He stuffed the barnacle bot into his furnace. He left the liquid barnacle bot for 5 months and then he compressed it into a bottle and it turned into a cube made of barnacles and osmium. He made a soccer ball out of it and the kids used that instead. 5000 years later P6GC was still there and the robot was still a soccer ball and there were zombies everywhere. A zombie picked it up and burned it and he forgot it there. P6GC added the Self Defense class to protect the students from street zombies. 1 googolplex years later the universe’s protons started decaying and the robot was a bunch of random gases. The sun had already turned into a dead star and there were only zombies alive. The zombie who burned the robot said” Robots have no brains, they only have control panels.” From that day on zombies ate control panels instead of brains. 13.7 billion years later time started over again and the students were back at P6GC again.
Rule#36 Rule: Don’t stay on the computer to long The reason: why you should not stay on the computer to long is that you can hurt your eyes The truth: is that the computer doesn’t get any sleep I was on the computer at his house at ten o’clock at night playing games like cartoon network and was on YouTube looking at scary videos about this girl that looks scary and goes around and scare People and so I watched a video and when it gets close to the end she pops out and scare you and I zooming to my room and I was so scared that even know it was done I was scared to go and turn off the computer so I ask my mom to take it off and she did so I went to go get my snacks and they were pop tarts and honey bun and that is why u should never stay on the computer to long you never know what might happen.
Rule#36 Rule: Don’t stay on the computer to long The reason: why you should not stay on the computer to long is that you can hurt your eyes The truth: is that the computer doesn’t get any sleep I was on the computer at his house at ten o’clock at night playing games like cartoon network and was on YouTube looking at scary videos about this girl that looks scary and goes around and scare People and so I watched a video and when it gets close to the end she pops out and scare you and I zooming to my room and I was so scared that even know it was done I was scared to go and turn off the computer so I ask my mom to take it off and she did so I went to go get my snacks and they were pop tarts and honey bun and that is why u should never stay on the computer to long you never know what might happen.
Rule#36 Rule: Don’t stay on the computer to long The reason: why you should not stay on the computer to long is that you can hurt your eyes The truth: is that the computer doesn’t get any sleep I was on the computer at his house at ten o’clock at night playing games like cartoon network and was on YouTube looking at scary videos about this girl that looks scary and goes around and scare People and so I watched a video and when it gets close to the end she pops out and scare you and I zooming to my room and I was so scared that even know it was done I was scared to go and turn off the computer so I ask my mom to take it off and she did so I went to go get my snacks and they were pop tarts and honey bun and that is why u should never stay on the computer to long you never know what might happen.
Rule#36 Rule: Don’t stay on the computer to long The reason: why you should not stay on the computer to long is that you can hurt your eyes The truth: is that the computer doesn’t get any sleep I was on the computer at his house at ten o’clock at night playing games like cartoon network and was on YouTube looking at scary videos about this girl that looks scary and goes around and scare People and so I watched a video and when it gets close to the end she pops out and scare you and I zooming to my room and I was so scared that even know it was done I was scared to go and turn off the computer so I ask my mom to take it off and she did so I went to go get my snacks and they were pop tarts and honey bun and that is why u should never stay on the computer to long you never know what might happen.
Nothing Ever Happens At P6GC
ReplyDeleteCIRCUIT SNAKES!
One day at P6GC in the boring class of PLTW, Jim was putting circuits together to make electricity travel to different things. One student had the idea of putting all of the circuits together and to hook them to a computer. There were so many circuits that anybody could hardly move. When they hooked up the last circuit to the computer, the lights flickered, the computers flashed, and then everything went black. When Mrs. Fury found a flashlight to see what the heck happened, the electrical cords turned into radioactive snakes and all the circuits disappeared! Mrs. Fury dropped the flashlight before any of the class could see what happened. When the lights came back on the class could see the snakes. The snakes looked like sour gummy worms with glowing yellow eyes! The class screamed at the top of their lungs and started an avalanche of chocolate! The chocolate rushed so fast that the class (and the snakes) got swept off their feet into the gym.
In the gym all the chocolate spread out so it was like a chocolate swimming pool! All the kids were so excited but Mrs. Fury knew better. She told everyone to get into the hallway. The class was disappointed but did what she said. Mrs. Fury told the class that the radioactive snakes turned into poisonous electric eels that will kill you in an instant! The class screamed and ran back into the PLTW classroom and locked the door. When the gym class came back inside the chocolate and the eels rushed out the door. Everyone ran away from the door. When the chocolate was done draining out of the gym, Jim came running into the gym and tripped on a snake. He got zapped and heard a buzzing noise. It just kept buzzing, and buzzing, and buzzing. JustThen……. Jim’s alarm clock woke him up from this amazing dream.
You’d think nothing ever happens at P6GC sixth grade center… All you see are boring classes, “Today in math… blah, blah, blah…” All those slow talking teachers. But, if you walk down this one hall way, you’d be surprised at what you’d see. It glows- literally. No explanation. Any way... You’d walk down and enter a room, you crack the door and walk in, to see these students as wild as… untamed monkeys! There’s a girl with huge pink sunglasses, and children peeping out of the window like whack- a – moles! Children yelling, a boy dancing! You probably think you’ve just walked into a zoo. A boy is even making popcorn.
ReplyDeleteAs you’re looking to get out of the chaos, you see dancing stuffed animals and you think you’ve just lost your mind. You just can’t take it anymore, you’re turning around to leave when out of nowhere, the popcorn explodes out of the popcorn machine- not only is it just popcorn surrounding you, but it’s PINK popcorn! Mountains. Some of it finds its way into your mouth while you’re neck deep in it. You spit it out and it’s after taste was flavored Mint chocolate chip. It’s so unreal! You go underneath the piles of popcorn, and your hand grasps something- THE DOOR KNOB! You turn it and you slide out the door along with a mountain of pink mint chocolate chip flavored popcorn. You’ve doubted P6GC sixth grade center, and you are running far away as possible from there, never doubting it again.
ReplyDeleteNothing ever happens P6GC
When we entered the room of what ifs? Valeb’s friend waved at us (I was thinking he must know everyone at school because everyone says hi to him!). So then she started (Valeb’s friend) to sharpen her pencil ALOT. Then Valeb suggested us to move closer to the pencil eating sharpener. But then Valeb’s friend started to sharpen her pencil again and I thought what if? Valeb’s friend has secretly been trying to kill him since they were friends because he beat her in a rock, paper, and scissors game for a corn dog. And she would stab him in the neck and laugh like a maniac then started dancing the (I like the move it) if we moved near the pencil sharpener? Then I said ‘Sure’.
Remember kids who are reading this some of your friends can become your worst enemy like what would have happened to Valeb in this summary so remember some people want to stab u with a pencil.
The F.B.I. Agent
ReplyDeleteilovejb23
You’d think P6GC would be quiet as a mouse, but that’s not the case…. When you walk into the office, you will probably see Mrs. Pollen! She has brown hair, she is kind, and is always on the phone or computer! She may just look like a regular employee, but that’s not the truth!
The truth is, Mrs. Pollen is actually a F.B.I. agent! I mean, why do you think she is always on the phone or computer? She is plotting her next mission of course! I mean, you have to look up stuff for your plan, and then you have to tell your other employees that are F.B.I. agents! It’s a long process! And have you ever noticed how Mrs. Pollen walks around the school a lot? I have! Well do you know what she is doing? She’s finding all of the super bad kids of course! She may just say she’s giving a note to someone, but she is actually looking around the classroom to find that one super bad kid!
Then all of those extra rooms in the office! There are 4 total. One for Mr. Kolowski, one for Ms. Furry, and one for the nurse! But what’s the last one for? The F.B.I. headquarters of course! It’s for Mrs. Pollen and all of the other F.B.I. agent teachers at P6GC! The other teachers have classified information so I can’t name them.
Now that you know one of our schools top secrets you better watch out! Because Mrs. Pollen is as sly as a fox, and she just might be on to you!
The Frog Army
ReplyDeleteiNeedaDonutNeow
In a normal boring school day, I had a music lesson on day C, during health. I walked over to my music teacher, Ms.Flat and she tells us to hum in her loud, clear, booming voice like thunder. “Okay class!” she boomed, “Let’s HUM!” We all hummed, “Wonderful, wonderful! Now, let’s start croaking!” Croaking? I thought, why would we croak? But I know better than to talk back to the teacher so I start croaking along with my classmates. Suddenly, our art teacher came in with her face as red as a tomato, “YOU DIDN’T GIVE BACK MR.FROGGY, SO NOW, MY STUFFED FROGS ARE ALVIE FOR REVENGEEE!!!” She held the last word as frogs started hoping their way inside.
Big frogs, small frogs, blue frogs, red frogs! Ms.Flat screeched, it was ear piercing! The music teacher’s high note clear and shrill as it lingered for quite a long time until a sudden silence came. I looked over to Ms.Flat and her mouth was still wide open. It took me a second until I realized she lost her voice! The frogs probably realized to, so they mockingly croaked and ribited, Croak, ribit. Croak ribit. Then out of the blue, I grabbed a chair and smacked the nearest frog right on the head, the frog lay, stunned and finally ran away. All the other frogs ran away too, probably because they didn’t want their heads smacked. I stood, a long silence came until the art teacher spoke up, “Well, buh-bye!” she grabbed Mr.Froggy and walked away. The next day, Ms.Flat didn’t come to school and the frogs were never found.
THE END
DEATH OF A BALL By:ArtsyAnimal
ReplyDeleteOn a normal, boring day at P6GC, things started to finally turn around. But the most unusual, most compelling scene of all, (it was so big it got in the daily “P6GC Times” newspaper) was second hour gym class.
*26 hours earlier*
Mr. Noodles and Ms. Soup had just been preparing for today’s gym lesson. They settled on the idea of a four ball soccer game. But had Mr. Noodles or Ms. Soup thought of all the “paying attention” to four different games would take. They then set up the field. It was the perfect day- the wispy wind was crisp and the sunlight just barley peeked out from behind the clouds. It would give the players energy to feel the sun. It would have been better if it stayed so. The bright neon balls rolled onto the field, a star on its own.
Later in the day when second hour gym class came out to play ball, the conditions were still perfect. By now Mr. Noodles and Ms. Soup had learned how hard it was to pay attention to four balls at once during first hour. As the game carried on Mr. Noodles walked across the field to the ball crate when a soccer ball came flying at his head, (for had he forgotten to pay attention) thrusting his head forward just as a flash of lightning emerged from the sky right onto the field behind Mr. Noodles. The sky started pouring on them. (Ms. Soup evacuated the field along with the rest of the children) As Mr. Noodles was leaving the field he looked back. What he saw through his eyes was sorrowful. He found the abandoned ball in ashes. He thought back- when the impact of the ball sent his head forward, no one was paying attention to the ball, so in that split second the weather had taken its toll, and had sent the ball to its knew state. Its neon look had now turned to a murky brown and the remains seeped smoke. Mr. Noodles gave a quick salute to the ball and turned around to the school and that’s when he realized: ANYTHING can happen at P6GC.
Nothing Ever Happens at P6GC:
ReplyDeleteThe Library
By: Butterfinger!
You probably think that nothing ever happens at P6GC, but you are wrong. Everyone thinks that we have boring classes, the teachers talk slow and the kids are weird. When you walk in, all of the kids are screaming and throwing pencil all over the place. That’s just the beginning. Legend tells it that there are monstrous books in the library. There was only one kid that made it out alive. No one dares to go in or even get close.
One day, a new kid moved into town named Henry. He didn’t know anything about the books because no one wanted to bring it up. He went to the library to find a good book to read. I always thought he was weird. He was tall, skinny and had a huge afro. He walked into the old dusty room and all of the lights were off but one light flickering like a candle. The next thing I know, he gets pulled in like he stepped in a huge pile of quick sand. I waited outside, hiding behind a cluster of lockers to see if he would get out of there or not. Ten minutes went by, then twenty.
The door quickly opened and I saw a glimpse of a slimy, green creature. It was huge!!! Henry was limping out of the room with his clothes all ripped up. He looked like he was attacked by a hungry pack of wolves. Henry was a mess. I went over to ask him if he was okay but he just kept on wobbling past me like I wasn’t even there. I assumed he was all right. From then on, he didn’t say a word to any one unless he had to. But everyone knows books can’t come alive…….Right?
Just a Normal Day….
ReplyDelete“Ok guys, remember, we want to sound good. Not whinny. Ready and sing. Do Ray Mi Fa So La Ti Do.” All of the students ended on Do but Mrs. Krvin Kept on singing, as her voice got higher and higher…..Until suddenly she fell to the ground! The whole class started to panic. Luckily, Mrs. Krvin regained consensus and everything was back to normal……then, she started rapping. The kids didn’t know what to think. Out of nowhere Mr.Mahlen was drawn like a moth to the rap music. Just as quickly as he came Mr.Mahlen dashed out of the room followed by Mrs.Krvin. They ran past the janitor, hitting his arm and a bucket of ketchup spilled all over his blue shirt. Mrs.Krvin and Mr.Mahlen where in such a trance they didn’t even notice. As they were running, Mr.Mahlen started chanting his favorite sentence. KEEP.CHANGE.OPPOSITE. KEEP.CHANGE.OPPOSITE. They kept on running until they reached room 124. It was during hour 2 so the kids there were so quiet. The two teachers ran and jumped through to window. The weird part was it didn’t even break. They were GONE. One of the kids stood up and tried. He smashed through the widow and landed in the grass. Good thing the student wasn’t hurt. That’s when the truth was reviled. Mrs.Krvin and Mr.Mahlen were magic
Afro Kid
ReplyDeleteBy: ilovehorses8
It was another boring day at P6GC . Then Afro kid came along. Rrrriiiinnnngggg gym has just started. It was soccer day. Go… the game has started Afro kid kicked the ball. Oh-no he tripped. Little did the others know, the afro was a super evil duplicating afro. Afro kid calls it S-E-D afro for short. The afro touched the grass! Then the grass turned into S-E-D afros! all of the kids turned into S-E-D afros well at least their hair did. They had to live with the evil afros for a long time.
They didn’t know that there was one cure and one cure only. The cure was if the gym teacher made the Afro kid run on the track the rest of gym class, then all of the evil afros would disappear forever. So that’s exactly what Afro kid had to do. After he ran around and around and around…. The afros disappeared forever!!!!! Even Afro kid’s did. “ YEAH THAT’S RIGHT KEEP RUNNING YOU WERE A BAD BOY!” said Mr. Sledfelt . After that there were no more S-E-D afros in the world. I guess P6GC isn’t so boring after all. But it might be tomorrow, because all the fun, excitement, and scariness is over!
THE SOCCER GAME! By Mathcounts46
ReplyDeleteOnce upon a time in a school far far away….a group of 6th graders were playing soccer at P6GC. There was a kid who scored 6,000 goals that day. He wasn’t a normal kid. He was a robot that had 1048576 functions. He would shoot a ball with lasers that will fly as fast as lightning. A kid charged at him. He punched him 5 times and soon everyone went to the nurse’s office including Mr. Needles. Then a little kid appeared. He transformed into a ninja and soon he created land mines everywhere. The robot threw razor sharp Frisbees and the ninja blocked it with a cactus. The robot summoned a bunch of spikes but the ninja dug a hole on the way to the other side of the world. He found barnacles there and he took them and went back to P6GC. He stuffed the robot’s control panel with the barnacles and it started to act weird. The robot hurled the ball at a cactus and started chasing the ninja. The ninja jumped over the hole but the robot slipped and fell into the hole. He went all of the way into the sea. The games at P6GC were safe from that day on.
1 year later a spaceship abducted it and took it to the planet Booboowawa. The aliens decided to throw it onto a piece of land called Shakopee. They did it and it landed right onto the field again. Mr. Science did an experiment on the body and found it was made out of pure osmium. The ninja kid appeared and covered the robot with barnacles. He stuffed the barnacle bot into his furnace. He left the liquid barnacle bot for 5 months and then he compressed it into a bottle and it turned into a cube made of barnacles and osmium. He made a soccer ball out of it and the kids used that instead. 5000 years later P6GC was still there and the robot was still a soccer ball and there were zombies everywhere. A zombie picked it up and burned it and he forgot it there. P6GC added the Self Defense class to protect the students from street zombies. 1 googolplex years later the universe’s protons started decaying and the robot was a bunch of random gases. The sun had already turned into a dead star and there were only zombies alive. The zombie who burned the robot said” Robots have no brains, they only have control panels.” From that day on zombies ate control panels instead of brains. 13.7 billion years later time started over again and the students were back at P6GC again.
ReplyDeleteRule#36 Rule: Don’t stay on the computer to long
The reason: why you should not stay on the computer to long is that you can hurt your eyes
The truth: is that the computer doesn’t get any sleep
I was on the computer at his house at ten o’clock at night playing games like cartoon network and was on YouTube looking at scary videos about this girl that looks scary and goes around and scare
People and so I watched a video and when it gets close to the end she pops out and scare you and I zooming to my room and I was so scared that even know it was done I was scared to go and turn off the computer so I ask my mom to take it off and she did so I went to go get my snacks and they were pop tarts and honey bun and that is why u should never stay on the computer to long you never know what might happen.
ReplyDeleteRule#36 Rule: Don’t stay on the computer to long
The reason: why you should not stay on the computer to long is that you can hurt your eyes
The truth: is that the computer doesn’t get any sleep
I was on the computer at his house at ten o’clock at night playing games like cartoon network and was on YouTube looking at scary videos about this girl that looks scary and goes around and scare
People and so I watched a video and when it gets close to the end she pops out and scare you and I zooming to my room and I was so scared that even know it was done I was scared to go and turn off the computer so I ask my mom to take it off and she did so I went to go get my snacks and they were pop tarts and honey bun and that is why u should never stay on the computer to long you never know what might happen.
ReplyDeleteRule#36 Rule: Don’t stay on the computer to long
The reason: why you should not stay on the computer to long is that you can hurt your eyes
The truth: is that the computer doesn’t get any sleep
I was on the computer at his house at ten o’clock at night playing games like cartoon network and was on YouTube looking at scary videos about this girl that looks scary and goes around and scare
People and so I watched a video and when it gets close to the end she pops out and scare you and I zooming to my room and I was so scared that even know it was done I was scared to go and turn off the computer so I ask my mom to take it off and she did so I went to go get my snacks and they were pop tarts and honey bun and that is why u should never stay on the computer to long you never know what might happen.
ReplyDeleteRule#36 Rule: Don’t stay on the computer to long
The reason: why you should not stay on the computer to long is that you can hurt your eyes
The truth: is that the computer doesn’t get any sleep
I was on the computer at his house at ten o’clock at night playing games like cartoon network and was on YouTube looking at scary videos about this girl that looks scary and goes around and scare
People and so I watched a video and when it gets close to the end she pops out and scare you and I zooming to my room and I was so scared that even know it was done I was scared to go and turn off the computer so I ask my mom to take it off and she did so I went to go get my snacks and they were pop tarts and honey bun and that is why u should never stay on the computer to long you never know what might happen.