Don’t Put Your Dirty Feet On The Table The Real reason- its rude & Gross & Nasty The truth- If You put your gross feet on the table, the table will awaken & Bit them off One Day A Boy named Adain Hamilton, 13, just got home from his Track Meeting. He noticed his mom wasn’t home so he sat on the couch to watch some Disney channel. He sat back and kicked his feet up onto the coffee table. Mom always told him to not do that but what she doesn’t know won`t hurt her right? He then remembered what his friend was telling him at track, “When you get home wash your feet right away & NEVER EVER put your dirty feet on the table. Or else you`re gonna regret it. ” Adain laughed to himself and thought, “I make some crazy friends… I mean how could a table come alive & eat my feet?” As he quietly sat on the couch he heard something… Almost like somebody hissing, “PSSSD!” but he ignored it and went back to laughing at the show. About 5 minutes later he heard it again then he felt the table shake. “What’s happening? …” He cried. Then a face his massive big teeth formed on the table. “Ahhh!” He shrieked. Then the table opened up its big Smelly mouth andbeofre he knew it, CHOMP! His feet were clean off. Adain was astonished. He couldn’t believe his eyes. After that day he learned his lesson to Never put his feet on the table ever again. That is if he had any.
Don’t talk back #21 The real reason: Parents tell you to not talk back because it’s rude. The truth: Once upon a time Bason was 12 and he was talking to he’s parents about getting him a huge teddy bear. He started talking back, and then is all began. He heard something in his room so he galloped up to his room to see what the noise was. When he got there he heard “Don’t talk back or else.” he thought it sounded like it was echoing off the walls. He flicked on the lights and saw… this weird looking thing. It said “Well hi; my name is MMM, short for Mean Manny Monster.” “O.K.” Jason murmured. “I’m here because you have been talking back and it’s annoying!” Bason was confused. “Why are you here” bason said. Well I’m here so you won’t talk back, I’ll follow you around. If you talk back to anyone even once, bad things will happen” “Like what?” “Can’t tell.” So the next day when Bason goes to school he gets in trouble so he has to go see the principal. Mr.BoBo the school principal takes a look at Bason and faints. Ms. Turf came in and says” Oh my word Bason, you have a monster behind you; he could kill someone like Mr.BoBo. Jason go home immediately!” They get home and Mr. and Mrs. Bomb ask Bason “Never get sent home again!” What did I do?” MMM goes along and says “Well there you go, talking back. Now everything in your room shall come to life,” Bason walks up to his room and everything in his room starts talking back to Bason. He says to his parents “I’m so sorry I was talking back, I’ll never do it again.” ALL his things in his room go back to normal and the monster goes away. Don’t talk back to ANYONE or else you will end up like Bason.
Rule #11 “Don’t stay up late” Real Reason: Don’t stay up late because if you do, you’ll be tired all day The Truth: If you stay up late your eyes will turn red and you’ll become a monster Along time ago there was a boy named Joe. Joe’s mom told him to never stay up late. But Joe didn’t listen. Every night Joe would stay up late and watch tv or just sit in bed. Then one morning, when Joe woke up to brush his teeth, he noticed his eyes were red because he stayed up late. He thought it was nothing so he didn’t do anything about it. Everywhere Joe went People would always stare at his red eyes. The people thought he was sick so they didn’t go near him. Joe lived a lonely life, his parents were scared of him to. Then after about a week, Joe wanted to scream and bug people. So that is what he did, but he wasn’t human when he did it. When he was screaming he turned into a monster and kept other kids up. Then one day 2 kids Bill and Bob who are best friends (they are also trouble makers) heard about the monster and wanted to stop the monster. They wanted to stop the monster because they thought it would be cool to stop it. Then one night the 2 boys were walking outside and saw the monster. It was super tall with sharp claws, and teeth, It walked very slow and was red and fat. The 2 boys quickly ran inside to find out how to stop the monster on the computer. The kids finally found out how to stop the monster. How you stop the monster is to just give it a giant teddy bear so it has something to make it fall asleep. Bob asked his mom to get a giant teddy bear so they did. The next night, the 2 boys went to find the monster. When they saw the monster, they did behind a garbage can to make a plan. The plan was, Bill was going to run around run around and yell at the monster while Bob places the bear in the perfect spot for the monster to see. Then Bill ran towards a garbage can and the monster saw the bear. The monster grabbed the bear and turned back into Joe. So this is why you shouldn’t stay up late unless you want to be a cursed scary monster.
Clean your room #102 The real reason: parents always say they want you to clean your room so it doesn’t look messy. But you actually need to clean your room so your room doesn’t get revenge one you. Don’t believe me? Well, read this story and I assure you it will change that thought forever! My parents always tell me to clean my room so it doesn’t look messy or hard to walk in. Lola and Chloe (my dogs) had a bad habit of going through my clothes hamper. So my clothes always lying around on the floor. But not just my clothes. Garbage and paper and toys covered the floor. “Jade, your room is disaster central! You are going to go clean it RIGHT NOW!!” So I did as I was told. I made my bed, sort of. Put my clothes away, not really. And picked up the garbage, not at all! Later that day, I was watching TV in my room when my drawers started opening and closing on their own, my clothes and toys were standing on their own, and my garbage my garbage was flying everywhere! It turns out when you don’t clean your room everything comes to life and beats you up. My bed tried to eat me, my clothes and toys were punching and kicking me, and the garbage was jumping in and out of my mouth! I was screaming for help but no one seemed to hear my cry for help! I wondered how they didn’t hear all ruckus? I was jumping on my bed trying to make it stop trying to eat me, Lola and Chloe were playing tug of war with my socks, they were ripping a lot of my clothes, and attacking my toys while I was punching and kicking my clothes back, and stepping on the garbage. But nothing seemed to work! I was about to scream for help again when there was a knock at my door everything stopped and settled. My mom came in and told me supper would be ready in 20 minutes. She didn’t seem to notice my still messy room. When she left it all started again. This time worse! I realized I had to finish cleaning my room! I made my bed, for real. Put my clothes away, really. And threw the garbage away, ABSOLUTLEY! When I was done everything settled. I called my mom up to show her what I had done. She said she was very impressed. I promised her I would clean my room every week, because I did not want to have that experience again. So there you have it. That is exactly why you should ALWAYS keep your room clean!! Please, keep this advice with you always.
Rule- don’t let your get messy, #21 The really reason- you should clean your room because it looks clean and organized The truth- your toys will turn into robots You should never leave you room a mess because something terrible will happen… once there was a boy named tom and he left his room a mess. When he went down stairs for dinner, his toys suddenly to turn into robots. They got bigger and bigger every second. One robot was a gigantic red fire truck, another was a huge shinny police car, and the last was fat fuzzy monkey. The three robots ate only people and animals. The robots destroyed the town, stomping on home, throwing cars and burping from eating tons of people. Days went by; the town was destroyed, and very silent. Every one that was left was hiding in old caves or anything they can find to hide in. The robots were always looking for more people or animals. When the robots found you; you had to fight for your life. Everything disappeared after a while. No more animals, people, or anything living. Then the world would burst into flames!
#128 RULE: Clean your room Official Reason- It looks clean and nice The TRUTH- That everything will come to life and jump out the window Have your parents ever told you to clean your room? And you might ask why. They will usually say, it looks nicer and will be clean. They LIE! They just don’t want your belongings to fly out the window. You are probably thinking that I am crazy. Well, let me tell you a story… Not long ago, there was a little boy named Jimmy. And Little Jimmy was a huge slob. His mother walked into his room and she said, “Jimmy Wabler! Pick up your room at once!” Little Jimmy rolled his eyes. “Why do I have to?” He replied. Little Jimmy’s mother sighed. “I have told you a million times Jimmy. When your room is clean, it looks a lot nicer and will be easier to move around. Now… start!” Then she walked away, out of the bedroom. But instead of cleaning his room, he played video games. And later on that day, his room became very warm. Like he wasn’t the only person in the room. He set down the game controller and looked around the bedroom. Nothing seemed different. Then he heard a rumbling sound behind him. But all there was, was a pile of dirty clothes. He moved inch by inch closer. Then… PANTS! A pair of pants from the pile of clothes flew on top of Little Jimmy! They began to wrestle intensely. Then more toys and such fell on top of him. Toy soldiers, dirty gym socks (and boy did those smell) drum sticks, T-shirts and more. Then, his favorite teddy bear he has had since he was very young named Bert, jumped out the window! Little Jimmy screamed in terror. He finally managed to push off the toys and clothes and ran to the window. But Bert was already gone. And while he was looking, more toys and clothes were jumping out the window! Things were going crazy. He screamed and shouted for help. He ran to his bedroom door to run out of the bedroom but… PANTS AGAIN! The pants flew on top of him just before he could reach the door. He looked at the pants, trying to think of an explanation how he could escape, or at least get things back to normal. Then it hit him. He needed to clean the room. But apparently the pants could read his mind or something. But out of randomness the pants let out a horrid scream. And everything froze. Nothing moved a muscle. Then a sock whistled, and everything went back to catastrophe. Then everything in Little Jimmy’s room went flying out the window. Little Jimmy was shocked. Astonished! He was sitting in his no calm but empty room. Nothing, and when I say nothing, I mean it. All there was in the room was Little Jimmy sitting on the floor. “What the heck!!!” his mother came bursting through the door. “What happened to your room? There is nothing in here! What…” Jimmy shrugged. “Look at the bright side… my room is clean now!"
Don’t Chew on Your Pencils! Rule: #4 The Real Reason: It’s loud, gross, and rude. The Truth: A tree will grow in your stomach. Here’s why you shouldn’t chew on your pencils. Parents say you shouldn’t because it’s loud, gross, and rude. That’s not the real reason. Let me explain with this little story. One hot summer day me and my family went to my grandma and grandpa’s for the weekend. I didn’t know what to expect but Mrs. Tommie met us there. Mrs. Tommie is my language arts teacher and she’s really nice. She has hair that looks like it was dipped into a bowl of the silkiest, darkest chocolate in the world. Wonka™ maybe. Once I walked into my grandparent’s house the sweet smell of apple pie flourished in my nostrils. My grandparents fed us dinner, pinched our cheeks, and all the other stuff that grandparents do best. After dessert my brother picked up his pencil and carelessly started to chew on it. About fifteen of the shavings found their way down to his stomach a couple of minutes later. Five minutes later I turned my head to talk to him because I didn’t want to hear that annoying chewing sound for the rest of my life. After I finally turned my head all I could see was an eight foot oak tree. You should’ve been there because this thing was huge! You could land a plane on this tree. Next thing I know we’re calling lumberjack Joe to help us. My brother, like you would guess, was freaking out like crazy. My mom calmed him down just in time for Joe to take out the weed away spray. Of course I couldn’t do anything but gawk at the tin can with skull and crossbones labeled at the top. ”Warning extremely poisonous,” it said in big red letters. Joe told me to aim the spray gun towards the middle of the tree and shoot the spray without getting it in my brother’s eyes. I physically didn’t say anything but in my mind I thought, ”Are you insane man? I’m not doing that!” My legs were trembling with fear when my index finger touched the trigger. I closed my eyes while swallowing a gulp of the rest of my sanity when I heard a pop, whistle, drag, and a swooshing sound. I opened my eyes to find that it was just my breathing. I finally got the nerve to pull the trigger. After I sprayed a couple of gallons of that spray that smelled like a manure field the tree shrieked in pain tumbling over to the ground, gone, dead, and out of our sights. What a relief! We were so happy we celebrated with apple pie and some milk. Mmm pie. Then after all of that hard work and chemicals and what not I turn to Mrs. Tommie to ask her a question. And guess what? She’s chewing on her pencil! Before I know it we’re calling up lumberjack Joe’s brother lumberjack John and the whole process starts over again. So you see kids that’s why you shouldn’t chew your pencils. Believe me you don’t want what I went through at all! So please, please, please, please, please follow this rule unless you want to be the next forest! Follow this rule please!
Don’t sit too close to the TV #4 The real reason- you could lose your eye sight The truth- don’t sit too close to the TV because you are going to get sucked in and be stuck there
One day there were 2 guys Brooks and Sam they were watching TV and they were so in to it they didn’t hear Sam’s mom say “Move back don’t sit to close”. Brooks: “maybe we should move back” Sam: “no it’s fine” Brooks: “okay” So they kept watching until…… BOOM! The TV turned off because they were sitting to close. Brooks and Sam were frightened. RUN! They shouted. They both ran as fast as they could…. So they got sucked in to the TV for sitting to close. Brooks: “Sam where are we”? Sam: “I don’t know somewhere in the TV” he said frightened So they decided to walk around for a while.
Sam: “hey Brooks looks over there those zombie ghost are sword fighting that is so funny” Brooks: “Where”? Sam: “right there” Brooks: “that’s so funny” Then they kept walking around. “Where are we now”. They both said. They entered the magical world called candy land. Brooks: “I think were in candy heaven” There were cotton candy bushes and clouds, licorise ropes, chocolate milk rivers, and candy everything. Sam: “Ready set” Brooks: “wait what are we doing”? Sam: “where going to race to the river because I’m getting thirsty” Brooks: “sounds great”. So they raced to the river and started drinking it. The next day they realized that they have been trapped for a week now so they decided to make a gingerbread house for them to live in. That’s why if you sit too close to the TV you will get trapped for the rest of your like unless you find a way out.
WHY YOU CAN’T SIT TO CLOSE TO THE TV RULE No. :1,957,306,657 THE REAL REASON: because it hurts your eyes THE TRUTH: Well it does hurt your eyes but that’s not the real reason, not even close to the real reason. The real reason is if you sit to close to the TV it will start glowing and glowing and keep on glowing until it turns all static. ( that’s the part when the TV turns black and white and makes that loud, annoying noise)Believe it or not scientists sneak a sensor into the TV’s these days, and if you get to close a lazer shoots at your eyes and that’s bad news. The lazer activates your brain cells so that the human body shrinks down in height. Allowing you to pass through the lazer and into the TV. Now inside the TV is whole different story . Once you’re in the TV you can never get out. At first you can see nothing but black all around you and then the TV turns off for at least ten seconds, it’ll turn back on and it will keep on going from the show you were watching before. (note: you cannot change the channel that you’re on, only the person with the remote can, so I would suggest bringing the remote with you if you’re going to do this) Not to long ago a boy by the name of Timothy (who was a second grader) sat to close to the TV and got sucked in. He was stuck in there for 18 years and was doing nothing but sitting in the corner sucking his thumb and crying just plain crying. One day he was mad and yelled out the word “PAUSE” and the TV paused for ten seconds and turned back on and a magic door appeared. He escaped and life went on and he eventually forgot about that whole incident. So remember, don’t sit to close to the TV unless you want to be like Timothy who is now 26 and doesn’t know what a polygon is. But be extra careful, this can also happen to you in video games, videos on the internet( YouTube primarily), movies, music videos and camera recordings. Traveling to the inside of the TV or computer or any other device with a screen on it can be very dangerous. It can result in giving you seizures, loss of brain cells, photo sensitive epilepsy, blindness and DEATH! So just stay away from this at all costs. Unless you want to wager with your life. And that’s why you shouldn’t sit to close to the TV.
Don’t draw on the wall #81 Real reason: it is hard to get off
The truth: One day Jimmy and Kevin were really board, so they decided to draw on the wall. They both really like dinosaurs. Jimmy drew a colorful T-Rex and Kevin drew a funny T-Rex. When they were done Kevin decided to cover it up with a picture so they don’t get in trouble. When they woke up the next morning the picture wasn’t there. Under there was small pieces of wood. They were both confused. Then Kevin put a chair in front of the drawing. They both watched the chair get shredded into pieces. The dinosaurs won again. After that they decided they needed something bigger to fight back. Jimmy thought that the kitchen table would be big enough. They tried to move the table but it was to heavy so they used there monkey, Mike to help. He is 5 feet tall. Finally they moved it in front of the dinosaurs. The dinosaurs and table fought and in the end the table was in shreds. But there was a big hole in the wall. That is why you should not draw on the walls.
Don’t sit too close to the TV #4 The real reason- you could lose your eye sight The truth- don’t sit too close to the TV because you are going to get sucked in and be stuck there
One day there were 2 guys Brooks and Sam they were watching TV and they were so in to it they didn’t hear Sam’s mom say “Move back don’t sit to close”. Brooks: “maybe we should move back” Sam: “no it’s fine” Brooks: “okay” So they kept watching until…… BOOM! The TV turned off because they were sitting to close. Brooks and Sam were frightened. RUN! They shouted. They both ran as fast as they could…. So they got sucked in to the TV for sitting to close. Brooks: “Sam where are we”? Sam: “I don’t know somewhere in the TV” he said frightened So they decided to walk around for a while.
Sam: “hey Brooks looks over there those zombie ghost are sword fighting that is so funny” Brooks: “Where”? Sam: “right there” Brooks: “that’s so funny” Then they kept walking around. “Where are we now”. They both said. They entered the magical world called candy land. Brooks: “I think were in candy heaven” There were cotton candy bushes and clouds, licorise ropes, chocolate milk rivers, and candy everything. Sam: “Ready set” Brooks: “wait what are we doing”? Sam: “where going to race to the river because I’m getting thirsty” Brooks: “sounds great”. So they raced to the river and started drinking it. The next day they realized that they have been trapped for a week now so they decided to make a gingerbread house for them to live in. That’s why if you sit too close to the TV you will get trapped for the rest of your like unless you find a way out.
Don’t sit close to the television #100 It will affect your eyes The TV master will hypnotize you for 100000 years
Honey don’t sit too close to the TV. Because it will affect your eyes .ok, parents are always telling you what to do, but the real reason why you shouldn’t sit close to the television is that the TV master will get you . That is the 100th rule in the book. Once a boy named Kane and his adorable, furry, big monkey named bubo was watching TV. Kane’s parents are always telling him to watch farther away from the TV. But he doesn’t listen. One day while he was watching TV up close he found a note on his lap. It said: stay away from the TV you have been warned. Kane didn’t follow what the note said; suddenly he got hypnotized and transported to a totally strange TV world. There was a huge, shiny building with a plug on the top. There was a bunch of remote creatures running around with little kids that are sleeping and a big, fat, furry, ugly ape that was sniffing bubo’s butt. This big TV head guy was walking Kane’s way. He said that he was some kind of master of the world.Kane was thinking when he would be able to go home!”moa hahahah”. What are they doing with a those kids? They are called kidnapper remotes they kidnap kids that sit close to the TV.Wait I got a note on my lap was that from you? Yes that was from me the TV master of TV world. “Bing” he disappeared .How do get out of this place? One of the kidnappers Remotes came and said that I needed to go a building and unplug it, But which building Kane thought which building? Oh on that building has a big plug on it! Ok, lf I go inside the building I will get caught. What if I climb the building, No I can’t climb, But Bubo can climb. Where is Bubo? Bubo was still sniffing the ugly ape’s butt and looks very sick. Come her good monkey! A while later they we were at the top of the building. We hogged the plug and at last we were free. “BOOM” “FLASH”. I and Bubo was back on the couch in front of the TV. And they never went in front of the TV again. I am seriously telling the truth, no lie.
Don’t sit close to the television #100 It will affect your eyes The TV master will hypnotize you for 100000 years
Honey don’t sit too close to the TV. Because it will affect your eyes .ok, parents are always telling you what to do, but the real reason why you shouldn’t sit close to the television is that the TV master will get you . That is the 100th rule in the book. Once a boy named Kane and his adorable, furry, big monkey named bubo was watching TV. Kane’s parents are always telling him to watch farther away from the TV. But he doesn’t listen. One day while he was watching TV up close he found a note on his lap. It said: stay away from the TV you have been warned. Kane didn’t follow what the note said; suddenly he got hypnotized and transported to a totally strange TV world. There was a huge, shiny building with a plug on the top. There was a bunch of remote creatures running around with little kids that are sleeping and a big, fat, furry, ugly ape that was sniffing bubo’s butt. This big TV head guy was walking Kane’s way. He said that he was some kind of master of the world.Kane was thinking when he would be able to go home!”moa hahahah”. What are they doing with a those kids? They are called kidnapper remotes they kidnap kids that sit close to the TV.Wait I got a note on my lap was that from you? Yes that was from me the TV master of TV world. “Bing” he disappeared .How do get out of this place? One of the kidnappers Remotes came and said that I needed to go a building and unplug it, But which building Kane thought which building? Oh on that building has a big plug on it! Ok, lf I go inside the building I will get caught. What if I climb the building, No I can’t climb, But Bubo can climb. Where is Bubo? Bubo was still sniffing the ugly ape’s butt and looks very sick. Come her good monkey! A while later they we were at the top of the building. We hogged the plug and at last we were free. “BOOM” “FLASH”. I and Bubo was back on the couch in front of the TV. And they never went in front of the TV again. I am seriously telling the truth, no lie.
Don’t Draw On the Walls Rule #23 Never draw on the walls The Truth is the things your draw on the walls will come to life.
Once upon a time, I was camping and my three friends. Sam, Matt, and Caleb. On are way home from camping. ‘Sam told me an ancient spell that if you draw on the walls. The things you draw will come to life’. And I said that’s not true. He said ok if you don’t believe me. When we got home I tried it. When my mom woke me up. With the smell of BACON! When I got down stairs my mom asked me did you see anything last night? I said no why? Then I heard something loud outside. I ran outside to see what it was. The whole city was destroyed. Sam was right and I remember how to destroy them.You have to go erase the picture on the wall so I quickly ran in side and erased the picture on the wall. And every thin was back together again. But was grounded for two weeks:[ That’s why you should never draw on the walls.
Always eat your veggies. Number 698. You always eat your veggies cause it healthy for you. THE TRUTH! ALWAYS EAT YOUR VEGGIES OR THEY WILL GET MAD AND EAT YOU
Once there was a boy named Jimmy. He loved veggies. So one day him and his mom went to Cub Foods. They bought some veggies. The veggies were Broccoli, Carrots, peas, celery, and green beans. They checked out of Cub Foods and went home. It was late at night so him and his mom went to bed. Jimmy woke up and heard loud noises in the fridge. So he looked in the fridge. Nothing ‘’Hmm” said Jimmy. So he went back to bed. A couple hours later… “Breakfast time” his mom yells out. Jimmy comes flying down the stairs. His mom offers him veggies but Jimmy says “No!” his mom is shocked “well ok then” says Jimmy’s mom. So now the veggies are planning attack. The broccoli swings out of the fridge. The peas blast through the can and attack. Jimmy and his mom run up the stairs lock the door they hop out the window. So the veggies ruled the house. That’s why you always eat your veggies!
Rule #78- Don’t eat pencils Official reason- It’s gross It is gross but the real reason is so you don’t re-summon the Evil Pencils and become the pencil man, the only being strong enough to defeat the evil pencil minions. But one day, a fine sir Bobby ate a pencil and his parents told him not to. He did anyway, and he became Pencil man and soon arrived in Pencingarde, a heavenly home in the sky for all pencils, Led or graphite! But an evil was rising and if no one stopped it, the evil pencils would soon rule the heavenly land, vicious little red things! But Bobby was the only one who could stop it! But little did he know that agreeing to help the Pencingardeians , his inner strength would be tested and he might not make it back! So, after days of preparation bobby set out to the Raging led sea. There he had his first encounter with a pencil minion! Bobby thought fast and used his pencil powers to draw an insulting note to the evil pencil with it’s own led so many times he had to go home and get re-sharpened! There were many other epic battles, too many to describe but soon after the attempted siege of the capital of Pencingarde, the minions where vanquished and Bobby was forever known as the Hero of Pencingarde! (The other hero- wannabes failed)
Don’t Put Your Dirty Feet On The Table
ReplyDeleteThe Real reason- its rude & Gross & Nasty
The truth- If You put your gross feet on the table, the table will awaken & Bit them off
One Day A Boy named Adain Hamilton, 13, just got home from his Track Meeting. He noticed his mom wasn’t home so he sat on the couch to watch some Disney channel. He sat back and kicked his feet up onto the coffee table. Mom always told him to not do that but what she doesn’t know won`t hurt her right? He then remembered what his friend was telling him at track, “When you get home wash your feet right away & NEVER EVER put your dirty feet on the table. Or else you`re gonna regret it. ” Adain laughed to himself and thought, “I make some crazy friends… I mean how could a table come alive & eat my feet?” As he quietly sat on the couch he heard something… Almost like somebody hissing, “PSSSD!” but he ignored it and went back to laughing at the show. About 5 minutes later he heard it again then he felt the table shake. “What’s happening? …” He cried. Then a face his massive big teeth formed on the table. “Ahhh!” He shrieked. Then the table opened up its big Smelly mouth andbeofre he knew it, CHOMP! His feet were clean off. Adain was astonished. He couldn’t believe his eyes. After that day he learned his lesson to Never put his feet on the table ever again. That is if he had any.
Don’t talk back #21
ReplyDeleteThe real reason: Parents tell you to not talk back because it’s rude.
The truth: Once upon a time Bason was 12 and he was talking to he’s parents about getting him a huge teddy bear. He started talking back, and then is all began. He heard something in his room so he galloped up to his room to see what the noise was. When he got there he heard “Don’t talk back or else.” he thought it sounded like it was echoing off the walls. He flicked on the lights and saw… this weird looking thing. It said “Well hi; my name is MMM, short for Mean Manny Monster.” “O.K.” Jason murmured. “I’m here because you have been talking back and it’s annoying!” Bason was confused. “Why are you here” bason said. Well I’m here so you won’t talk back, I’ll follow you around. If you talk back to anyone even once, bad things will happen” “Like what?” “Can’t tell.”
So the next day when Bason goes to school he gets in trouble so he has to go see the principal. Mr.BoBo the school principal takes a look at Bason and faints. Ms. Turf came in and says” Oh my word Bason, you have a monster behind you; he could kill someone like Mr.BoBo. Jason go home immediately!” They get home and Mr. and Mrs. Bomb ask Bason “Never get sent home again!” What did I do?” MMM goes along and says “Well there you go, talking back. Now everything in your room shall come to life,” Bason walks up to his room and everything in his room starts talking back to Bason. He says to his parents “I’m so sorry I was talking back, I’ll never do it again.” ALL his things in his room go back to normal and the monster goes away.
Don’t talk back to ANYONE or else you will end up like Bason.
Rule #11 “Don’t stay up late”
ReplyDeleteReal Reason: Don’t stay up late because if you do, you’ll be tired all day
The Truth: If you stay up late your eyes will turn red and you’ll become a monster
Along time ago there was a boy named Joe. Joe’s mom told him to never stay up late. But Joe didn’t listen. Every night Joe would stay up late and watch tv or just sit in bed. Then one morning, when Joe woke up to brush his teeth, he noticed his eyes were red because he stayed up late. He thought it was nothing so he didn’t do anything about it. Everywhere Joe went People would always stare at his red eyes. The people thought he was sick so they didn’t go near him. Joe lived a lonely life, his parents were scared of him to. Then after about a week, Joe wanted to scream and bug people. So that is what he did, but he wasn’t human when he did it. When he was screaming he turned into a monster and kept other kids up. Then one day 2 kids Bill and Bob who are best friends (they are also trouble makers) heard about the monster and wanted to stop the monster. They wanted to stop the monster because they thought it would be cool to stop it. Then one night the 2 boys were walking outside and saw the monster. It was super tall with sharp claws, and teeth, It walked very slow and was red and fat. The 2 boys quickly ran inside to find out how to stop the monster on the computer. The kids finally found out how to stop the monster. How you stop the monster is to just give it a giant teddy bear so it has something to make it fall asleep. Bob asked his mom to get a giant teddy bear so they did. The next night, the 2 boys went to find the monster. When they saw the monster, they did behind a garbage can to make a plan. The plan was, Bill was going to run around run around and yell at the monster while Bob places the bear in the perfect spot for the monster to see. Then Bill ran towards a garbage can and the monster saw the bear. The monster grabbed the bear and turned back into Joe. So this is why you shouldn’t stay up late unless you want to be a cursed scary monster.
Clean your room #102
ReplyDeleteThe real reason: parents always say they want you to clean your room so it doesn’t look messy. But you actually need to clean your room so your room doesn’t get revenge one you. Don’t believe me? Well, read this story and I assure you it will change that thought forever!
My parents always tell me to clean my room so it doesn’t look messy or hard to walk in. Lola and Chloe (my dogs) had a bad habit of going through my clothes hamper. So my clothes always lying around on the floor. But not just my clothes. Garbage and paper and toys covered the floor. “Jade, your room is disaster central! You are going to go clean it RIGHT NOW!!” So I did as I was told. I made my bed, sort of. Put my clothes away, not really. And picked up the garbage, not at all! Later that day, I was watching TV in my room when my drawers started opening and closing on their own, my clothes and toys were standing on their own, and my garbage my garbage was flying everywhere! It turns out when you don’t clean your room everything comes to life and beats you up. My bed tried to eat me, my clothes and toys were punching and kicking me, and the garbage was jumping in and out of my mouth! I was screaming for help but no one seemed to hear my cry for help! I wondered how they didn’t hear all ruckus? I was jumping on my bed trying to make it stop trying to eat me, Lola and Chloe were playing tug of war with my socks, they were ripping a lot of my clothes, and attacking my toys while I was punching and kicking my clothes back, and stepping on the garbage. But nothing seemed to work! I was about to scream for help again when there was a knock at my door everything stopped and settled. My mom came in and told me supper would be ready in 20 minutes. She didn’t seem to notice my still messy room. When she left it all started again. This time worse! I realized I had to finish cleaning my room! I made my bed, for real. Put my clothes away, really. And threw the garbage away, ABSOLUTLEY! When I was done everything settled. I called my mom up to show her what I had done. She said she was very impressed. I promised her I would clean my room every week, because I did not want to have that experience again.
So there you have it. That is exactly why you should ALWAYS keep your room clean!! Please, keep this advice with you always.
Rule- don’t let your get messy, #21
ReplyDeleteThe really reason- you should clean your room because it looks clean and organized
The truth- your toys will turn into robots
You should never leave you room a mess because something terrible will happen… once there was a boy named tom and he left his room a mess. When he went down stairs for dinner, his toys suddenly to turn into robots. They got bigger and bigger every second. One robot was a gigantic red fire truck, another was a huge shinny police car, and the last was fat fuzzy monkey.
The three robots ate only people and animals.
The robots destroyed the town, stomping on home, throwing cars and burping from eating tons of people. Days went by; the town was destroyed, and very silent. Every one that was left was hiding in old caves or anything they can find to hide in. The robots were always looking for more people or animals. When the robots found you; you had to fight for your life.
Everything disappeared after a while. No more animals, people, or anything living. Then the world would burst into flames!
#128 RULE: Clean your room
ReplyDeleteOfficial Reason- It looks clean and nice
The TRUTH- That everything will come to life and jump out the window
Have your parents ever told you to clean your room? And you might ask why. They will usually say, it looks nicer and will be clean. They LIE! They just don’t want your belongings to fly out the window. You are probably thinking that I am crazy. Well, let me tell you a story…
Not long ago, there was a little boy named Jimmy. And Little Jimmy was a huge slob. His mother walked into his room and she said, “Jimmy Wabler! Pick up your room at once!” Little Jimmy rolled his eyes. “Why do I have to?” He replied. Little Jimmy’s mother sighed. “I have told you a million times Jimmy. When your room is clean, it looks a lot nicer and will be easier to move around. Now… start!” Then she walked away, out of the bedroom.
But instead of cleaning his room, he played video games. And later on that day, his room became very warm. Like he wasn’t the only person in the room. He set down the game controller and looked around the bedroom. Nothing seemed different.
Then he heard a rumbling sound behind him. But all there was, was a pile of dirty clothes. He moved inch by inch closer. Then… PANTS! A pair of pants from the pile of clothes flew on top of Little Jimmy! They began to wrestle intensely. Then more toys and such fell on top of him. Toy soldiers, dirty gym socks (and boy did those smell) drum sticks, T-shirts and more. Then, his favorite teddy bear he has had since he was very young named Bert, jumped out the window! Little Jimmy screamed in terror. He finally managed to push off the toys and clothes and ran to the window. But Bert was already gone. And while he was looking, more toys and clothes were jumping out the window! Things were going crazy. He screamed and shouted for help.
He ran to his bedroom door to run out of the bedroom but… PANTS AGAIN! The pants flew on top of him just before he could reach the door. He looked at the pants, trying to think of an explanation how he could escape, or at least get things back to normal. Then it hit him. He needed to clean the room.
But apparently the pants could read his mind or something. But out of randomness the pants let out a horrid scream. And everything froze. Nothing moved a muscle. Then a sock whistled, and everything went back to catastrophe. Then everything in Little Jimmy’s room went flying out the window. Little Jimmy was shocked. Astonished! He was sitting in his no calm but empty room. Nothing, and when I say nothing, I mean it. All there was in the room was Little Jimmy sitting on the floor.
“What the heck!!!” his mother came bursting through the door. “What happened to your room? There is nothing in here! What…” Jimmy shrugged. “Look at the bright side… my room is clean now!"
Don’t Chew on Your Pencils! Rule: #4
ReplyDeleteThe Real Reason: It’s loud, gross, and rude.
The Truth: A tree will grow in your stomach.
Here’s why you shouldn’t chew on your pencils. Parents say you shouldn’t because it’s loud, gross, and rude. That’s not the real reason. Let me explain with this little story. One hot summer day me and my family went to my grandma and grandpa’s for the weekend. I didn’t know what to expect but Mrs. Tommie met us there. Mrs. Tommie is my language arts teacher and she’s really nice. She has hair that looks like it was dipped into a bowl of the silkiest, darkest chocolate in the world. Wonka™ maybe.
Once I walked into my grandparent’s house the sweet smell of apple pie flourished in my nostrils. My grandparents fed us dinner, pinched our cheeks, and all the other stuff that grandparents do best. After dessert my brother picked up his pencil and carelessly started to chew on it. About fifteen of the shavings found their way down to his stomach a couple of minutes later. Five minutes later I turned my head to talk to him because I didn’t want to hear that annoying chewing sound for the rest of my life. After I finally turned my head all I could see was an eight foot oak tree. You should’ve been there because this thing was huge! You could land a plane on this tree. Next thing I know we’re calling lumberjack Joe to help us. My brother, like you would guess, was freaking out like crazy. My mom calmed him down just in time for Joe to take out the weed away spray. Of course I couldn’t do anything but gawk at the tin can with skull and crossbones labeled at the top. ”Warning extremely poisonous,” it said in big red letters.
Joe told me to aim the spray gun towards the middle of the tree and shoot the spray without getting it in my brother’s eyes. I physically didn’t say anything but in my mind I thought, ”Are you insane man? I’m not doing that!” My legs were trembling with fear when my index finger touched the trigger. I closed my eyes while swallowing a gulp of the rest of my sanity when I heard a pop, whistle, drag, and a swooshing sound. I opened my eyes to find that it was just my breathing. I finally got the nerve to pull the trigger. After I sprayed a couple of gallons of that spray that smelled like a manure field the tree shrieked in pain tumbling over to the ground, gone, dead, and out of our sights. What a relief! We were so happy we celebrated with apple pie and some milk. Mmm pie. Then after all of that hard work and chemicals and what not I turn to Mrs. Tommie to ask her a question. And guess what? She’s chewing on her pencil! Before I know it we’re calling up lumberjack Joe’s brother lumberjack John and the whole process starts over again.
So you see kids that’s why you shouldn’t chew your pencils. Believe me you don’t want what I went through at all! So please, please, please, please, please follow this rule unless you want to be the next forest! Follow this rule please!
Don’t sit too close to the TV #4
ReplyDeleteThe real reason- you could lose your eye sight
The truth- don’t sit too close to the TV because you are going to get sucked in and be stuck there
One day there were 2 guys Brooks and Sam they were watching TV and they were so in to it they didn’t hear Sam’s mom say “Move back don’t sit to close”.
Brooks: “maybe we should move back”
Sam: “no it’s fine”
Brooks: “okay”
So they kept watching until…… BOOM! The TV turned off because they were sitting to close.
Brooks and Sam were frightened. RUN! They shouted. They both ran as fast as they could…. So they got sucked in to the TV for sitting to close.
Brooks: “Sam where are we”?
Sam: “I don’t know somewhere in the TV” he said frightened
So they decided to walk around for a while.
Sam: “hey Brooks looks over there those zombie ghost are sword fighting that is so funny”
Brooks: “Where”?
Sam: “right there”
Brooks: “that’s so funny”
Then they kept walking around. “Where are we now”. They both said. They entered the magical world called candy land.
Brooks: “I think were in candy heaven”
There were cotton candy bushes and clouds, licorise ropes, chocolate milk rivers, and candy everything.
Sam: “Ready set”
Brooks: “wait what are we doing”?
Sam: “where going to race to the river because I’m getting thirsty”
Brooks: “sounds great”.
So they raced to the river and started drinking it. The next day they realized that they have been trapped for a week now so they decided to make a gingerbread house for them to live in.
That’s why if you sit too close to the TV you will get trapped for the rest of your like unless you find a way out.
WHY YOU CAN’T SIT TO CLOSE TO THE TV
ReplyDeleteRULE No. :1,957,306,657
THE REAL REASON: because it hurts your eyes
THE TRUTH: Well it does hurt your eyes but that’s not the real reason, not even close to the real reason. The real reason is if you sit to close to the TV it will start glowing and glowing and keep on glowing until it turns all static. ( that’s the part when the TV turns black and white and makes that loud, annoying noise)Believe it or not scientists sneak a sensor into the TV’s these days, and if you get to close a lazer shoots at your eyes and that’s bad news. The lazer activates your brain cells so that the human body shrinks down in height. Allowing you to pass through the lazer and into the TV.
Now inside the TV is whole different story . Once you’re in the TV you can never get out. At first you can see nothing but black all around you and then the TV turns off for at least ten seconds, it’ll turn back on and it will keep on going from the show you were watching before. (note: you cannot change the channel that you’re on, only the person with the remote can, so I would suggest bringing the remote with you if you’re going to do this) Not to long ago a boy by the name of Timothy (who was a second grader) sat to close to the TV and got sucked in. He was stuck in there for 18 years and was doing nothing but sitting in the corner sucking his thumb and crying just plain crying. One day he was mad and yelled out the word “PAUSE” and the TV paused for ten seconds and turned back on and a magic door appeared. He escaped and life went on and he eventually forgot about that whole incident. So remember, don’t sit to close to the TV unless you want to be like Timothy who is now 26 and doesn’t know what a polygon is.
But be extra careful, this can also happen to you in video games, videos on the internet( YouTube primarily), movies, music videos and camera recordings. Traveling to the inside of the TV or computer or any other device with a screen on it can be very dangerous. It can result in giving you seizures, loss of brain cells, photo sensitive epilepsy, blindness and DEATH! So just stay away from this at all costs. Unless you want to wager with your life. And that’s why you shouldn’t sit to close to the TV.
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ReplyDeleteDon’t draw on the wall #81
Real reason: it is hard to get off
The truth: One day Jimmy and Kevin were really board, so they decided to draw on the wall. They both really like dinosaurs. Jimmy drew a colorful T-Rex and Kevin drew a funny T-Rex. When they were done Kevin decided to cover it up with a picture so they don’t get in trouble. When they woke up the next morning the picture wasn’t there. Under there was small pieces of wood. They were both confused. Then Kevin put a chair in front of the drawing. They both watched the chair get shredded into pieces. The dinosaurs won again. After that they decided they needed something bigger to fight back. Jimmy thought that the kitchen table would be big enough. They tried to move the table but it was to heavy so they used there monkey, Mike to help. He is 5 feet tall. Finally they moved it in front of the dinosaurs. The dinosaurs and table fought and in the end the table was in shreds. But there was a big hole in the wall. That is why you should not draw on the walls.
Don’t sit too close to the TV #4
ReplyDeleteThe real reason- you could lose your eye sight
The truth- don’t sit too close to the TV because you are going to get sucked in and be stuck there
One day there were 2 guys Brooks and Sam they were watching TV and they were so in to it they didn’t hear Sam’s mom say “Move back don’t sit to close”.
Brooks: “maybe we should move back”
Sam: “no it’s fine”
Brooks: “okay”
So they kept watching until…… BOOM! The TV turned off because they were sitting to close.
Brooks and Sam were frightened. RUN! They shouted. They both ran as fast as they could…. So they got sucked in to the TV for sitting to close.
Brooks: “Sam where are we”?
Sam: “I don’t know somewhere in the TV” he said frightened
So they decided to walk around for a while.
Sam: “hey Brooks looks over there those zombie ghost are sword fighting that is so funny”
Brooks: “Where”?
Sam: “right there”
Brooks: “that’s so funny”
Then they kept walking around. “Where are we now”. They both said. They entered the magical world called candy land.
Brooks: “I think were in candy heaven”
There were cotton candy bushes and clouds, licorise ropes, chocolate milk rivers, and candy everything.
Sam: “Ready set”
Brooks: “wait what are we doing”?
Sam: “where going to race to the river because I’m getting thirsty”
Brooks: “sounds great”.
So they raced to the river and started drinking it. The next day they realized that they have been trapped for a week now so they decided to make a gingerbread house for them to live in.
That’s why if you sit too close to the TV you will get trapped for the rest of your like unless you find a way out.
ReplyDeleteDon’t sit close to the television #100
It will affect your eyes
The TV master will hypnotize you for 100000 years
Honey don’t sit too close to the TV. Because it will affect your eyes .ok, parents are always telling you what to do, but the real reason why you shouldn’t sit close to the television is that the TV master will get you . That is the 100th rule in the book. Once a boy named Kane and his adorable, furry, big monkey named bubo was watching TV. Kane’s parents are always telling him to watch farther away from the TV. But he doesn’t listen. One day while he was watching TV up close he found a note on his lap. It said: stay away from the TV you have been warned. Kane didn’t follow what the note said; suddenly he got hypnotized and transported to a totally strange TV world. There was a huge, shiny building with a plug on the top. There was a bunch of remote creatures running around with little kids that are sleeping and a big, fat, furry, ugly ape that was sniffing bubo’s butt. This big TV head guy was walking Kane’s way. He said that he was some kind of master of the world.Kane was thinking when he would be able to go home!”moa hahahah”. What are they doing with a those kids? They are called kidnapper remotes they kidnap kids that sit close to the TV.Wait I got a note on my lap was that from you? Yes that was from me the TV master of TV world. “Bing” he disappeared .How do get out of this place? One of the kidnappers Remotes came and said that I needed to go a building and unplug it, But which building Kane thought which building? Oh on that building has a big plug on it! Ok, lf I go inside the building I will get caught. What if I climb the building, No I can’t climb, But Bubo can climb. Where is Bubo? Bubo was still sniffing the ugly ape’s butt and looks very sick. Come her good monkey! A while later they we were at the top of the building. We hogged the plug and at last we were free. “BOOM” “FLASH”. I and Bubo was back on the couch in front of the TV. And they never went in front of the TV again. I am seriously telling the truth, no lie.
ReplyDeleteDon’t sit close to the television #100
It will affect your eyes
The TV master will hypnotize you for 100000 years
Honey don’t sit too close to the TV. Because it will affect your eyes .ok, parents are always telling you what to do, but the real reason why you shouldn’t sit close to the television is that the TV master will get you . That is the 100th rule in the book. Once a boy named Kane and his adorable, furry, big monkey named bubo was watching TV. Kane’s parents are always telling him to watch farther away from the TV. But he doesn’t listen. One day while he was watching TV up close he found a note on his lap. It said: stay away from the TV you have been warned. Kane didn’t follow what the note said; suddenly he got hypnotized and transported to a totally strange TV world. There was a huge, shiny building with a plug on the top. There was a bunch of remote creatures running around with little kids that are sleeping and a big, fat, furry, ugly ape that was sniffing bubo’s butt. This big TV head guy was walking Kane’s way. He said that he was some kind of master of the world.Kane was thinking when he would be able to go home!”moa hahahah”. What are they doing with a those kids? They are called kidnapper remotes they kidnap kids that sit close to the TV.Wait I got a note on my lap was that from you? Yes that was from me the TV master of TV world. “Bing” he disappeared .How do get out of this place? One of the kidnappers Remotes came and said that I needed to go a building and unplug it, But which building Kane thought which building? Oh on that building has a big plug on it! Ok, lf I go inside the building I will get caught. What if I climb the building, No I can’t climb, But Bubo can climb. Where is Bubo? Bubo was still sniffing the ugly ape’s butt and looks very sick. Come her good monkey! A while later they we were at the top of the building. We hogged the plug and at last we were free. “BOOM” “FLASH”. I and Bubo was back on the couch in front of the TV. And they never went in front of the TV again. I am seriously telling the truth, no lie.
ReplyDeleteDon’t Draw On the Walls
Rule #23
Never draw on the walls
The Truth is the things your draw on the walls will come to life.
Once upon a time, I was camping and my three friends. Sam, Matt, and Caleb. On are way home from camping. ‘Sam told me an ancient spell that if you draw on the walls. The things you draw will come to life’. And I said that’s not true. He said ok if you don’t believe me. When we got home I tried it. When my mom woke me up. With the smell of BACON! When I got down stairs my mom asked me did you see anything last night? I said no why? Then I heard something loud outside. I ran outside to see what it was. The whole city was destroyed. Sam was right and I remember how to destroy them.You have to go erase the picture on the wall so I quickly ran in side and erased the picture on the wall. And every thin was back together again. But was grounded for two weeks:[ That’s why you should never draw on the walls.
ReplyDeleteAlways eat your veggies.
Number 698.
You always eat your veggies cause it healthy for you.
THE TRUTH! ALWAYS EAT YOUR VEGGIES OR THEY WILL GET MAD AND EAT YOU
Once there was a boy named Jimmy. He loved veggies. So one day him and his mom went to Cub Foods. They bought some veggies. The veggies were Broccoli, Carrots, peas, celery, and green beans. They checked out of Cub Foods and went home. It was late at night so him and his mom went to bed. Jimmy woke up and heard loud noises in the fridge. So he looked in the fridge. Nothing ‘’Hmm” said Jimmy. So he went back to bed. A couple hours later… “Breakfast time” his mom yells out. Jimmy comes flying down the stairs. His mom offers him veggies but Jimmy says “No!” his mom is shocked “well ok then” says Jimmy’s mom. So now the veggies are planning attack. The broccoli swings out of the fridge. The peas blast through the can and attack. Jimmy and his mom run up the stairs lock the door they hop out the window. So the veggies ruled the house. That’s why you always eat your veggies!
ReplyDeleteRule #78- Don’t eat pencils
Official reason- It’s gross
It is gross but the real reason is so you don’t re-summon the Evil Pencils and become the pencil man, the only being strong enough to defeat the evil pencil minions.
But one day, a fine sir Bobby ate a pencil and his parents told him not to. He did anyway, and he became Pencil man and soon arrived in Pencingarde, a heavenly home in the sky for all pencils, Led or graphite! But an evil was rising and if no one stopped it, the evil pencils would soon rule the heavenly land, vicious little red things! But Bobby was the only one who could stop it! But little did he know that agreeing to help the Pencingardeians , his inner strength would be tested and he might not make it back!
So, after days of preparation bobby set out to the Raging led sea. There he had his first encounter with a pencil minion! Bobby thought fast and used his pencil powers to draw an insulting note to the evil pencil with it’s own led so many times he had to go home and get re-sharpened!
There were many other epic battles, too many to describe but soon after the attempted siege of the capital of Pencingarde, the minions where vanquished and Bobby was forever known as the Hero of Pencingarde! (The other hero- wannabes failed)