This blog is designed for Mrs. Thom's Reading and Writing students.
Friday, March 15, 2013
A Room Filled With Writers!
There are some fantastic writers in my classes and I want them to share their stories with everyone! If you have some time, this is a great place to be! Enjoy!!
This is disgusting! I just got a new freshly done paint job and I have to sit on the sweaty lice like hair. My bright yellow check on me is blinding. My master always loves to use me. That’s why I am so perfect. I hear footsteps coming in the locker room. It is just my master. He grabs me by the mouth and pules me up. There is a puddle of sweat on his head. “ahhhhhhh” I scream as loudly as I can. My master starts running on the field. He is a kicker. (I hope I don’t fly off this time). Ready, set… the ball leaps in the air. I’m getting a slight breeze as my master is running for the ball. But wait, it is coming down at full speed right at me. I gears up and flex my muscles because this one is going to hurt. The next thing I know I’m in the locker room on the floor. Why am I not in the game? I noticed that there is a huge crack in my skull. What is he using than if I’m not with him? Then I noticed that bob (!) is gone. I hate that helmet. He drives me insane. First he takes my looks then he takes my master. How could this day get any……. I pause. It is already half time and the dudes are running inside the room. I am now being toppled over by flying men everywhere. ******************************************************************
My master picks me up and throws me in the trash. So much for being number one.
Love at First Sight..? By: iNeedaDonutNeow “That’s weird,” thought Cupid, “I never hit the wrong person like that before…” Cupid was aiming for Donut and One Direction, but with his new crossbow, he hit the wrong people, a nerd and a supermodel. They fell in love, but everyone hated it thinking it was ‘disturbing’. “Oh no!” Cupid got an arrow out, “this is bad, I used one of my strong arrows… I have to reverse this and hit the right people!” He flew towards the couple but he knew he couldn’t blow off his cover, “I know! I can talk to Donut! I can trust her!” So Cupid went to Donut, “Donut! I need your help! I was about to hit you and One Direction, perfect couple, but I accidently hit them!” He pointed to the T.V. A Superbowl commercial was playing where the nerd and model kissed for ‘Go Daddy’ “THAT’S TERRIFYING!” exclaimed Donut , “Bring me to them!” Cupid grabbed his crossbow and tapped Donut’s head, “Now you can fly” Donut flew to the stadium, “Hey! I see them! How do you reverse the spell?” Cupid got an arrow, it was an ugly shade of gray and grew rust, “I only use this for emergencies, it reverses the spell… You shoot it, I only have one of these left and I’m no good with this crossbow.” Donut aimed at the couple, there was only one try… “And that kids, is how One Direction married Donut.” THE END
Cupids Mistake That’s weird, thought Cupid, I’ve never hit the wrong person before. Then realization swept in. “OH NO!” he shouted” IM GOING TO LOSE MY JOB!” then he quickly flew back to headquarters. But he was very worried. Anyone who was picked for the honor of being Cupid never made mistakes, ever. * * * * He walked through the door at headquarters and the alarms went off. Security rushed towards him and he froze. “What are you doing with that?” they asked. Cupid was confused. “With what?” “That crossbow!” Cupid looked down at his hand. The thing in his hand wasn’t something that made people fall in love; it was a weapon that he just recently used to accidently kill an innocent person. He was taken to prison and was denied to EVER be Cupid again. Then he realized, how did I not have my regular bow? He eats, sleeps, and flies with that thing! It was sabotage.
The Big Mistake Cupid was flying to the top of the Empire state building deciding who his next target should be. Unfortunately, his thoughts were lost when he heard a horrifying grunt above him. He looked up and 6o his surprise, he saw King Kong swinging wildly on the top of the skyscraper. He thought of all those innocent people down on the ground in danger that he could shoot. But, without thinking through on his idea, cupid aimed his crossbow at King Kong and pulled the trigger. Then he remembered. Whoops. As the arrow hit King Kong, he immediately looked down at the street and spotted a young lady sitting at a table drinking coffee. He leapt from the building and landed on the ground, ignoring the screaming people running off of the streets away from him. The young lady looked up and saw the hairy beast bowing at her and screamed trying to get away from him but wasn’t fast enough. King Kong grabbed her and ran off into the sunset with her screaming her head off the whole way!!!!!!
A lair was sitting on top of a big hill in 2050. A mutant dragon was getting created in it. It can teleport, shoot fireballs and freeze anything. It can also hack into machines. It hacked into a NASA plan file to send people to mars. It deleted lots of code and the shuttle started to sputter and shake and it is twenty million miles from earth. A ninja was sent to destroy the computer in order to prevent chaos because another unmanned spacecraft would be blocked. The dragon ripped through major cities and can fly 10 times faster than sound. It dropped grenades that it stole from a military base and dropped them near Chicago. It was immune to swords, arrows, bombs, nuclear weapons and extreme temperatures. A genius living near the city discovered a solution to the problem. They first designed a time portal. Then people lured the dragon by dropping bombs so it will fly away from it. The dragon was finally lured through the portal into the year 2 billion BC. There, a meteorite hit the dragon and it fell in lava when the lava cooled. The dragon was trapped in the earth and after 200 million years of starvation, it died. 1.8 billion years later the dragon was made into a fossil but it was radioactive and it was put in a spaceship and shipped off to Uranus along with a spacecraft and will never be seen again.
Dragons stalk the streets, puffing out smoke and clattering their mechanical wings. There are guards now. With the other guards at war we replaced them with dragons. The dragons guard our castle from the other tribes, protecting it from damage and attack. With the dragons I thought we would never be defeated, but I was wrong. The Northern Platypus tribe attacked. They slayed the dragons, our only hope. We had lost the battle and now the Northern Platypus tribe had control. They made us there slaves and punished anyone who tried to rebel. If it wasn’t for the newborn dragons we would have been slaves forever. The newborns came two and a half weeks after we were captured. They trashed the city, totally destroying it. The dragons also made the Northern Platypus tribe flee. We had our home back in the mess that it was in. The dragons had saved us when there was no hope, but they also caused massive destruction that took months to clean up. Finally everything was back to normal as if nothing happened. A week later our soldiers came home from war. We’d won. Everyone was happy and nobody told the soldiers about the Northern Platypus tribe attack and how the dragons saved us. Though everyone honored there dragon as if it was king. The whole city seemed to have their own dragon that was always by their side, just in case the Northern Platypus tribe decided to attack again.
Being on a guy’s head for the majority of your life sucks! You have to worry about his stank, speaking of stank I never knew how much Ray Lewis smells. Second you have about some dummy hitting you in the head, especially if it’s some fat guy going to hit you. And last getting tossed around by the guy who you are on I mean for a second we are on top of the world feeling invincible then next we are getting thrown to the ground I mean show us a little respect we protect your head. But not everything is bad. Like when you get cleaned ohhhh it’s so nice, after a hard day’s work we deserve to get cleaned. And it’s better than front row seats I am in the action it’s scary get it gets your blood pumping. Like when I was on Percy Harvin and he caught a ball and Ray Lewis was coming toward him I thought for sure we were dead but he juked him out it was awesome. And best it feels like we are part of the team, it’s awesome. Sorry got to go. Its game time! 3 hours later… OMG I am so soar I feel like I am going to die. Oh yeah I’m talking to people. F.Y.I don’t ever get hit by Ray Lewis it hurts like crap. I got to go my cleaning man is going to clean me. OH that hurts.
I have never been in a male locker room, but if the scent that lingers in the hallway outside of one is similar to how the equipment smells, I do feel sorry for the helmets. But following that same train of thought, I bet some of the other protective gear smell even worse.
Your story was creative! I like your point of view in the story and how you personified the helmet.
Story 4 Its 2 minutes before the big game. We helmets watch as the players put on their other equipment. In my opinion football is a sport to torture us helmets. I mean I love showing those Green Bay Packer helmets that we Viking helmets are better than them in every way. But if I had one chance to talk I would say stop the madness! We helmets are beaten and battered to the bone if we had any. We even get piled on just to get the football. But sometimes it does have its perks being a helmet. We think of ourselves as protectors of the heads preventing head injuries at worldwide football games. But for a pro there is a con, when we win we feel awesome and high and mighty. Until people Adrian Peterson or Wayne Gretsky (who is not in the Vikings) chucks on the ground making us feel like dirt, while they shout and run around. “Game time.” says the coach. The players strap us on and go.
It was 6 a.m. and I had a long day ahead of me. I changed my diaper, sharpened my arrows, and fixed my hair. Now I was off to work. I didn’t want to go to the Justin Bieber concert but he has to get a girlfriend at one point, right? With my cross bow in hand I marched right in and sat in upper level, section 3, row 44, and seat 23. Now I just had to wait until the show started. All of those, what do you call them? Oh yeah! Beliebers were screaming at the top of their lungs! Some were even crying. What freaks! Then my target came out. Justin Bieber. “Oh my goodness!” I screamed. He was actually kind of cute. “Okay, calm down Cupid.” I told myself. I aimed and shot. My arrow was on a direct path towards Justin Bieber, but then it hit a belieber, and yes, she went crazy. She was running out of her seat and climbing on to the stage. I ran out of that concert! I could’ve gotten arrested! But when I was walking out, Justin was getting on his tour bus! “It’s you!” I shouted. “Not another crazed fan!” He yelped. “But, but.” I decided to let him be. But hey, there’s always the Minnesota concert.
The Big Problem “That’s weird” thought cupid. “I never thought that id hit the wrong person!” I readied my arrow to shoot again but I decided not to. “What do I do now?” I thought. I flew over to get a better look at the situation. Looking over the figure, I realized it was a girl with long brown hair. I pulled the arrow out as fast as I could. She opened her eyes cloudlessly. Without hesitation, she stood up and started skipping around. “Well not all arrows have the same effect. This one just happened to make her loopy. I exclaimed. I started following her around. I don’t think she knew what was happening because she started talking to a tree. I tried stopping her but she kept on walking like I wasn’t even there. She walked up to what seemed like her house and opened the door. I followed inside quietly. “Wow, this is amazing!” I whispered. Everything you could imagine was in that one room. There was a hot tub right next to a T.V, a pool table, a snack bar and last but not least, an ice cream machine. It was like heaven in there. I was speechless. “Hopefully the arrow will wear off soon.” I left without thinking about it. That was the weirdest thing I have ever done. I hope the boss never hears about this.
“Oh Boy Mr. Sweetheart wouldn’t be happy about this! I never Miss my shot especially with my brand new crossbow love shot. My target was Mayor Jenkins at his award ceremony in the middle of the square. His wife paid the boss for his most experienced shooter also known as me Cupid Fluttawing. Sometimes I get a bit sidetracked but never enough to miss the shot completely. Although I did hit something and that something wouldn’t be too happy when I was done here, his wife Patty was who I hit. The first person she saw was a nice fella in the crowd and “BOOM” it worked like magic. Patty wanted the shot to hit her husband so he would pull his nose out of his work and finally start giving her a bit more attention I suppose. It was none of my business I’m just hired to do the dirty work. Now she was falling in love with some guy in the crowd running after him, while her husband was screaming at her. He was about to give a medal to some public worker, and his wife was getting all lovey-dovey with some spectator. Too bad I didn’t have any reverse arrows I probably wouldn’t of used them anyways this was more laughs then I’ve had in months. Her husband was dragging her away from the man she must have gotten the attention she wanted. Well, better hurry back to the bus bet he won’t be happy with this one.
Cupid… Really? That’s weird, I thought. I’ve never hit the person wrong like that before. Isn’t this good, Cupid said to himself flying back and forth. Let’s hope boss doesn’t find out he thought. Maybe I can swap in a love potion or... something like that... Boss is going to have a cow. He kept thinking. Cupid zoomed down to the busy streets of New York. He looked down every alley and finally found him, “I’ll need that!” Cupid said yanking the arrow out of the man’s foot. The young man was in a trace. He made googiley eyes to this girl... “Stop flirting with Blonde, Pink-ey’s over there!” He said annoyed. GREAT. Since he didn’t hit him in the rear end, he’s falling in love with someone else other than his true love. POOF! “Oh no!” Cupid smacked his forehead. “CUPID!” Boss yelled booming the whole could palace. “Y-yes Mr. Cutesie Pie?” uttered Cupid. “HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!?... It’s boss now.” Mr. Cutesie Pie boomed. “Sorry… Boss.” Cupid whimpered. Not giving in any sympathy of how sad Cupid looked, he continued. “Cupid… Really? You have failed me once again. I don’t understand WHY ITS SO HARD.” Cupid frowned. “Hey! You said I was ready for the BOW3000. PLUS... IM A BABY. The guy was moving too fast. Give me another chance Mr. Cutes- erm. I meant, Boss.” He grabbed the magic love potions and zoomed out, into the coffee shop… ‘YES! They both are here!’ thought Cupid. He put some f the potion in the guys, and in ‘Pink-ey’s’ coffee. Each took a sip. YES! PERFECT! They started talking making a conversation POOF. ‘Boss’ showed up in the coffee shop right next to him. “Well done, lad!” He patted Cupid on the back. “Thank You. Boss.”
We’re in the locker room about ready to go out on the field. I can hear the crown hollering and screaming. When out theme song comes on, Ragnar the Viking goes out on the field as the cheerleader’s line up for us to come out. I hear the announcer say, “Ladies and Gentlemen here are your Minnesota Vikings!” The crowd erupts like a volcano as we head out onto the field. I hear the Viking horn which means its game time. I go out with my teammates as we figure out who will get the ball first. As the referee says, “Alright boys let’s have a clean game shake hands with the other team,” I shake hands with the other team. The referee took out the coin out of his pocket and showed a silver dollar, “This side is heads,” He says as he has the coin on one side, “And this side is tails,” He says when he flips it over. “Now since the Patriots are the defending team they will get to make the call,” says the referee. “Tails,” says the Captain of the Patriots Tom Brady. The referee throws the coin up and it lands on tails. The Patriots choose to receive. As the game starts I am on the bench. The defense isn’t putting up a fight because the last three plays were a first down. The next play was a sack by Jared Allen. The crowd erupted into cheers. The second play was a hand off to Green-Ellis who got stuffed in the backfield. I realize that its 3rd down and they still have 20 yards to go. The defense stops the Patriots. Now it’s my turn to go on the field. I automatically know that the first play of the game is a half back draw. So I call the play and Adrian Peterson my Half Back has the look in his eyes like he is going to get a touchdown. I say hike and time freezes. I hand the ball to Adrian Peterson and we get stuffed by Jarod Mayo. The linebacker for the Patriots. I feel an excruciating pain down my right side of my body. The medics come on the field and I know I left my team. They took me out of the season and told me I had 2 broken ribs down the right side of me. Then I realized that I was just playing a video game.
“Well here’s my scenario… I’m cupid! Ya, I shoot arrows, make people fall in love, but sometimes it doesn’t work out that way. My life was normal, shooten arrows, all until that one day; when I missed my target...I was sitting atop the tower, I did my usual shot. It was going great until the person moved out of the way and… well, let’s put it this way. He went home with a free sample of dog slime… Ew. I was astounded! This couldn’t have happened! I haven’t missed a shot in years! So, I tried again, and this time it didn’t get better. A lady went home with pins and needles all over! Poor girl! The next day I went to the arrow mart. I bought myself a handy-dandy Bow2000! Ya, it would cost a lot of money, but it would be worth it! I couldn’t wait to try it! The next day, I sat on the roof, aimed, Fire! Oh no. It bounced everywhere… And all I remember is seeing a glimpse of something coming straight at me, I would have dodged it but I had to see… It looked soo familiar…
The dragon walked down the street, demolishing cars, burning things, and crushing spines. The world is in chaos, trying to defeat this monster, the world need a hero. That hero happened to be on their way to save the world. Lieutenant Bo was running down the alleyway at full speed with a mini gun strapped to his chest BOOM, a huge cloud of smoke surrounded him and brought the world into flames. Bo aimed his gun at the beast’s eye and fired all his ammo into its head. The dragon swayed and fell with a crash that shook the universe. Unfortunately the monster’s massive body fell on Bo and he was never seen again. But every March 14 the world celebrates the contribution Bo made to save billions. This day is called Dragon Day.
Story 1 I’m 16 years old and I still wear diapers. Let me explain, it all started on my first day of cupid camp and our first mission was to make someone fall in love. I was aiming my love arrow at a boy and I hit him dead on and he fell in love. I started aiming for a girl, but a rock hit me on the head and I hit the boy again. What you probably don’t know about love arrows is that being hit the first time causes love, the second time it acts like a regular arrow. Soon he fell to the ground and the police officers took him away. I went back to camp and I was expelled from the Academy of the Cupid Arts. I went home and watched the news, since I no longer had school to attend to. The main story was about a heroic boy who stopped a mastermind criminal disguised as a regular teenage boy. My picture came up and the announcer said “Whoever he is we love and thank him for stopping a horrible criminal.” I pressed the record button and then put the whole thing one a CD. I showed it to all the schools of cupid arts. I got a full scholarship to the finest of schools, because I got the entire country to love me.
Cool story bro by: Mr.derp As I grasped on to my lamp in one hand and the motorcycle lady’s hand with my other hand I got dragged across the hot desert sand. I dropped the lamp and one of the men with the machetes that were chasing me grabbed. The man rubbed the lamp and a tall blue man who appeared to be made of gas arose from it. The man with the machete jumped and smiled then said something that wasn’t exactly clear. Then at that very split second in time the world as I knew it turned to nothing. The ground had little cracks filled with lava and my clothes looked like they were made out of a burlap sack. All the trees around me were dead. I was the only person there except for a guy standing there by a tree eating an apple. He was wearing a blue robe with yellow stars on it and the same pattern on his hat. He looked like a wizard and I wouldn’t have doubted it at this point. He looked at me and said, “I am the all-powerful GREG!” and then a cloud of fire proofed above his head. Then he continued, “There is a demon amongst us all who goes by the name Joe!” He stared at me. I didn’t know what to say then he passed me a sword. “Use this to defend yourself from evil and help me defeat Joe” Said the all-powerful GREG. I really didn’t think any of this was happening at this point and it probably was a dream so I had no other choice but to play along. “Kill Joe okay yeah,” I said. Greg held his want in the air and teleported me to a place that seems like a satanic castle. Greg ran away and I realized all I had is a sword. I started walking forward slowly but carefully and the ground started to shake and rocks started to fly up into the air and from the lava arose a demon “Joe” I thought. For the size of that demon and the way it looked I misjudged him by his name. He put his hand down I stabbed it with my sword. He picked it out like a toothpick. At that very moment in time Greg appeared out of nowhere and said, “Thank for the distraction.” And then he shot a beam of light at the demon and it exploded. I got teleported back to here now. Then from across the camp fire Robert said, “Cool Story Bro.”
I was steel cold- I mean literally. I had just been freshly painted a fresh red and yellow and set to dry on the rack with the rest of my buddies. I greeted “49” next to me and waited for the cold and wet paint to dry. After waiting for a long time my master came to retrieve me in full gear and placed me on him so I fit snug on his round head, glistening with sweat. He clasped on a chinstrap and adjusted me in the mirror (and I have to admit- I looked quite handsome with the new coat of shiny paint.) still on the locker room, he grabbed the remaining gear slipped it on, and headed out to the field with his pals, welcoming the cheers of his fans in the stands. In the stadium I saw people wearing lots of red, yellow and green…wait a minute-green?!? Green and yellow that’s right, I am playing against them! My master got into position and the whistle blew somewhere in the distance. Everyone charged into each other clashing like bulls and their horns. I did my best to stay still on my master’s head and after all I had taken the LOYAL HELMET OATH, requiring me to stay as still as possible and to do my best to protect my master. I spotted my old buddy coated in green and yellow on an opponent’s head.”27!” I called out to him. He seemed to have noticed me because the opponent’s head turned towards my master and came charging at once. I was terrified that I could somehow hurt my friend as my master and the other man fought! I needed to get off of my master’s head. Even though my old friend was now my opponent, I was still faithful to him- we shared one thing in common, the color yellow. The other man was getting closer and closer so I leaped off my master’s head with great effort and tumbled onto the ground with a series of ,”Ow! Ouch! Ow!” many flags were thrown and a whistle blew. Then it occurred to me- I had broken the oath…..that is how I ended up in the dumpster.
The game was about to start, I know because I heard all the football players putting on their shoulder pads. Shoulder pads are the rudest football pads to be guarding someone’s body! They’re so stuck up just because they make a football player look big. Next I hear them putting on their pants with the pads inside them. They don’t talk much; I guess I wouldn’t either if I was next to a man’s sweaty underwear for over two hours. Now there putting on their cleats, the cleats are pretty nice but if you get them mad they’ll smack you with their spikes. Next thing I know is I am in the air and now I’m a bald head, Adrian Peterson, my master. We go out on the field with all of those thousands of screaming fans. Adrian Peterson sits on the bench next to Brett Farve, the quarterback. I started talking to his helmet; I figured out that he’s the strongest helmet in the NFL! I ask why and with a chuckle he tells me he has to be because Brett Farve’s head is really fragile because he has no brain in it, its hollow! Finally, we get to go play! Time to protect Adrian’s bald head. Before I know it Brett has the ball, he throws it to Adrian, and Adrian is running only three more yards until the touch down. All of a sudden a Packer’s player is behind us. Adrian and I are still running. Out of nowhere someone has a tight grip on me! I go flying off of Adrian’s head, I am furious, I realize it’s the Packer’s player so I drop down to the ground and trip him, it works. When he falls he pushes Adrian into the end zone……TOUCH DOWN! I hear a whistle and then see a yellow flag land next to me. Foul. I look up to see if I can find Adrian walking around to come pick me up. I look in the end zone and I see Adrian, the same height as me laying down in the end zone. Some paramedic picks me up and puts me on a golf cart, great Adrian’s hurt. He is put on the golf cart and is lying next to me. His neck is all out of shape, it’s bent sideways. Well my season ended sooner than hoped unless Adrian’s back up needs to use me but I highly doubt it. But I can’t wait till next year.
Footsteps clattered against the old stairs as he walked up I could hear a creek and it got louder and louder as he walked. I knew he was coming. I had to run he was coming I knew he had his bow and arrow. All he wanted to do was get me out of this town to tell you the truth he wanted to kill me but why that was my question too I didn’t do anything to harm anybody before. Oh I haven’t even introduced myself my name is Kasey and that crazy maniac who is trying to kill me his name is Blake. His only goal is to kill me my family left me they left so they didn’t have to deal with a “maniac”. I had to run from the old house I knew I couldn’t stay long otherwise he would find me so I saw a window there was an old mattress on the other side of the street I was sure if I jumped I could land on it jumped and just as I had planned I had landed on it I ran for a while until I was sure I had lost him then I saw an arrow zoom by my face I turn around and see him I see another arrow go by and I grab my bow shoot an arrow and ran I think it hit his shoulder because I heard a scream but he kept running after me I didn’t know where to go so I just kept on running I ran until I was on the beach a lot of memories flashed but I had no time so I grabbed my bow and pulled out an arrow when I heard him coming he had the same idea as I turned it was already night time and I could feel the moon shining on my face the sea was beautiful when I looked at him I saw his eyes they were blue and sparkled in the moon light they were the color of the ocean I set down my bow I couldn’t shot him I never actually looked at his face before all I saw before was Blake in his black hoodie pulled over his face with his bow out ready to shot always pointed at me but this time it was different I saw his eyes it was love at first sight.
Dragon Story Number 2 Three Dragons marched down the street, making the ground shake with each step. Keeping their eyes wide open ready to claw anyone that got in their way. Burning down houses in their path with the fire coming from their noses. The dragon on the left was Scorch, The dragon on the right was Claw, and the leader the dragon in the middle was Bob. Only two people could stop them. One was the apprentice, the other was the master. But just then a figure blocked the sun and created a shadow over the dragons. It appears that the apprentice has arrived. It only could be, the only one, the COOKIE MONSTER! He grabbed his ninja star cookies and prepared himself. The ninja stars were so fast Scorch didn’t see it coming until the ninja stars hit him and he went down to the ground. Claw was furious and flew high in the sky with his powerful mechanical wings and created winds that blew houses away and created tornados. Claw then flew down and tried to claw the Cookie Monster but he dodged it and jumped back. Did you know how I said the apprentice could defeat the Dragons? I meant he could only defeat them one at a time. Because the next thing he knows it Bob had sneaked behind him and clawed him in the back and breathed fire onto him. The Cookie Monster had done his part at stalling the Dragons because a shield appeared over the cookie monster right before the fire hit him. Only one person could create a shield strong enough to stop fire from dragons and the only person was the Master. Who is the mysterious master? He could only be one person he was Barney the Dinosaur. Yes I would like to be considered into the Pearson Prowl
Fire and Faeries Footsteps clattered across the dry ground. A flash of red hair wisped through the trees. An arrow whizzed past me and pinned my coat to the tree behind me. It had to be Fire. Nobody else has that good of a shot, I thought. I whirled about, my wolf instincts screaming “Danger!” With narrowed eyes, I searched the leaf covered woods. Behind me a voice spoke. Only Fire could sneak up on a were wolf. “Next time, think before you enter The Woods, Gale. Even if it’s to find me. Gale, this is part of the Faerie Queens rule. Fire’s eyes were a deep emerald green. Her bright red hair curled around her head in a halo, so that it looked like fire, hence her name. Her wings arched out of her back, white as snow. “Nice, sisterly welcome, Fire. “I said, grinning. ”We have to go to the Hideout. “She said. “The deal with the faeries is still on, and they are looking for you.” ”They know you’re a werewolf, Gale.” The grin faded from my face as I realized what her words meant. “Fire-““Gale, we have to get moving!” suddenly her voice was angry. She locked her arms around me in a tight grip, her wings slicing the air. A faerie stepped from the trees. “Betrayal to the Faerie Queen is not a good thing Fire,” he said. He pulled me out of Fire’s iron grip. His knife was at my throat before I Knew it. But Fire was quicker she threw her long bladed knife at his back. He gagged, and then he was limp on the forest floor. Fire stood facing me, her eyes widening. But now she lifted her bow. I ducked and turned. The faerie queen law sprawled next to her kin. But she wasn’t dead. I had waited for this for a long time. The Faerie Queen had wreaked havoc on my kind since she was born. I jumped my hands extending into the claws of a wolf as I jumped. It was neat, clean. I had sliced her throat with one claw, leaving no evidence that me and Fire had been here. I imagined the headline of the Magical world’s news. ”Werewolf and Angel, on the run.” We weren’t on the run. They wouldn’t find us in the Hideout, a under ground mansion only known by Fire’s friends. We are free.
“There I was falling love with the man I’ve always wanted, about to kiss hid lips.” Then reality happened, my alarm went off. It was all a dream. So I got out of bed, got dressed and went to school. His locker is right next to mine. “What should I say to him? Should I say anything? Hey do you want to be my boyfriend? NO don’t say that he will think that’s stupid.” All of these are running through my head thought Cassy.
Earlier that morning from Brad’s point of view… “I kissed her lips, it was like… I don’t know what it was like because my dog woke me up. “Stupid dog that was the best dream ever.” So I went to school. “She is sooo cute. Should I ask her to go out? Does she like me? I won’t know until I ask her.” Brad thought all this to himself. I will put a note in her locker that asks her.
Dear Cassy, I love you. Do you love me? I hope you do. Please give me the answer next passing time. Love, Brad p.s. This is very cheesy. And do you want to be my girlfriend?
Cassy’s point of view…
Dear Brad, I have loved you scene kindergarten. And I think you are very cute. I’ve crushed on you ever scene I can remember. Love, Cassy your girlfriend Then they grew up, got married and had three beautiful children.
I’m Poptart the dragon. This is my diary, the diary of a dragon. Many people think I’m scary, but really I’m not. Yeah I puff out smoke and have giant mechanical wings that I fly around with and…. Wow. I do sound scary. I wish it was easier to make new friends. I want to have friends and a girlfriend. I don’t want people to run and hide when they see me. I want people to run towards me, happy to see me, not run towards me with guns trying to shoot me even though I can’t be killed. I just wish I could be a normal boy. I could run around on the grass barefoot. I could swim and play basketball. But those are just dreams. I wonder if I act like Cinderella I could somehow get a fairy god mother and wish to be a normal boy. Or is that Pinocchio? Oh well.
Snowboarding Helmet 14 hour drive to Bozeman, MT. Finally we reach the Big Sky Mountains, now only about 2 ½ hours to go. Wait when they go into the nice, warm, pretty hotel I’ll still be stuck in the back of this truck. At least they didn’t bring that dog they have. If they did I probably wouldn’t be in this back seat anymore. Ahhh yes they went into the hotel! Now time for me to sleep. Whoa!?! Why is the back door still open? Oh great they do into the hotel then come back out for MORE stuff. Wait, I think I hear them coming. I hope they are coming to get me. Oh WOW! They choose my buddy Sunny (Sun Chips) over me!?! It looks like that little girl still has not 1 but 2 free hands. Come on, just a little closer, that’s it come take me in. Seriously, you took Wheatie (Wheat Thins) over ME!! That’s great I guess I’m sleeping in the car tonight. When I was about to fall asleep, I overheard them talking about snowboarding in Bridger Bowl tomorrow. Plus they have to wear helmets! Whoohooo! Yea I get to go SNOWBOARDING!!!
Best cupid NOT This is the story of cupid. Once there was the best cupid ever but, then he died. Than his son came to take his, spot of being cupid. He was evil. He messed up everything he shot people that were already in love and made them hate each other. He made people think they were crazy cause he was flying around town. So they committed suicide. He stole thing and flew away. Where no one could find him in his secret hid out but, then he noticed his window was open and he started hearing noises. Then he saw a guy standing there and he shot a knockout dart and brought him to jail.
Cupid’s Failed Attempt Ok well this is cupid. “I have sight on target”. “ok cupid proceed”. Cupid shot and the arrow bounce off the wall bounce off a locker and hit a teacher. The teacher looked angry but it was no ordinary love arrow it was an arrow that made you hate anybody in there sight. The teacher gave everybody a detention even the other teachers. She went mad and put in jail because of killing people. She broke out the next day and with all that anger stored up in her she finally dropped a nuke on the town. Everyone was dead. She brought a T-Rex back to life and road it to other towns and cities killing people. Then cupid got the right arrow shot her and everything went back to normal.
Cupid On a stormy day cupid was flying around trying to get to his house so he would be safe, he was flying and got hungry but not to hungry that he was starving. So he decided to wait to eat, Cupid kept flying and Cupid’s wings were going all over the place, and his stomach was rumbling. He had to eat so cupid grabbed an arrow and started towards to forest to see if there was a deer he could eat .Cupid saw a deer Cupid aimed at it and pulled back his arrow and thought he had a perfect aim so he shot the arrow and when he saw the arrow go somewhere in the forest Cupid flew down and he was hunting for his arrow and there was no sight of it or the deer then Cupid heard a yelp he flew towards the yelp and sure enough his arrow has gone straight threw a human and cupid thought That’s weird I’ve never hit the wrong person before
The Bow One day Cupid broke his wooden arrow and he went to a bow and arrow shop and bought bow and arrow with a scope on it. After that he was trying to look in the scope to shoot at the right targets but always missed. He tried shooting without the scope but it also missed. Now he was wondering why he was missing his targets. Then he bought another bow and tried it with that one but missed again. He ran out of arrows and went to the cupid shop. Then he realized only a specific bow can shoot his arrows. Finally it was done and it worked.
The Cupid Story There is Cupid, perched on top of a snow white cloud looking over the ledge of the cloud to search for hopeless romantics. He clings tightly to his love bow and arrow sack. “Cupid!” Cupid quickly turns his head from where the sound is coming from. Cupid is no fool. He can already tell who the voice came from only, the one and only Zeus. As you can tell probably already, Cupid is on the premises of Mt.Olympus, where all the Gods and Goddesses live. “I am coming!” Cupid yells back. Then he quickly grabs his bow and his arrow sack hurls it over his left shoulder blade with the arrow sack across his back; then heads up to Zeus’s cloud…high above the others.
Cupids Crossbow “How did I miss that!!?” yelled Cupid from the clouds. “My aim has just gotten worse” said Cupid. “Every time I aim for the head, it hits them right in the back of the head and knocks them out.” “This crossbow I stole from the military isn’t as good as I thought it would be.” Said Cupid. Then cupid said “maybe I should go back to the good old fashion bow, it may be worse but at least I can hit what I aim for.” “Now that I think about it, I should stick with this crossbow because if I just get better aim with it I can actually hit the people in the butt and not the head.” Then Cupid decided he would go out in the forest and shoot some trees. “How am I missing the tree from 5 feet away!!” yelled Cupid. “That’s it I am done being Cupid!” Then Cupid took the crossbow and tried to shoot his self but he ended up hitting his self the butt. Then cupid fell in love with the crossbow and flew around shooting people in the butt with his new great aim.
The dragon “Ahhh it’s the dragon season run”! “Wait I just want to play with you “! Hi my name is flame and I am the only dragon of my kind. All the other dragons of my kind got killed by a poisonous bird called a tranious. All the other dragons are mean to me and I am so lonely the only living thing that I can play with besides the dragon is the humans. The humans are very scared of me and I don’t know why. If only I was there size I would have thousands of cool friends to be with all the time. Wait my teacher has a minimizer I can creep in there and minimize myself to 5 feet. Creep Zap ok humans I am coming for you. Why are bugs following me? Wait a minute I am 5 centimeters not 5 feet. I got to go back to make me 5 feet Creep Zap ok now I am 5 feet know I can make new friends. Hi my name is flame what is your name little human? Hi flame my name is Norman? So Norman do you want to be best friends? Sure flame. Hey you look like the dragon that was destroying the town. Oh no that dragon was big I am small that was not me. Ok if you say so.
Hmmmmm that’s weird, I said. The Boss told me these Delta Squad X-bows were supposed to be accurate. Well, this ruined my day off. When I managed to infiltrate this facility called Bachelor or something, I thought I’d have some fun and shoot some stuff up and do a little trollin’. So I was going to go for the guy they call Sean but instead it hit the annoying one called Ashley, which turned out not to be a bad gig but more on that later. It hit her in the head and she fell over on the ground and the first thing she saw was his shoes. She sprung up and grabbed his leg and wouldn’t let go. He ran around and tried to get her off his leg but she just kept holding on to his feet with those hearts instead of eyes. Every one panicked as I shot another one at the host and everything just went downhill from there. Trolling level: Cupid He was looking right at the wall. He ran towards it and slammed so hard into it I thought he might have given himself a concussion. But who cares? I thought I might add a little more… pizazz? I took out an explosive heart arrow, shot the camera man and it blew up and the sound stick guy started to chase the rose the host was holding and the camera man was nuts for the video camera. Now this is quality TV isn’t it? Then a frog comes strolling through the door like nobody’s business and I act quickly and shoot him in midair. He then tries to hop for the chandelier breaking it in the process. OK things get crazy when a frog is in love with a chandelier so I’m going to go and watch the ratings fly! Cupid, over and out.
Ouch! Ouch! Stop that OUCH! C’mon run faster so we don’t get tackled. This is me a helmet on top of Adrian Petersons head. He is a very fast running back so after every run I get really dizzy. Since Adrian Peterson is a pretty good running back sometimes he gets away without getting tackled, but yet again he gets the ball a lot with people trying to smear him. That’s really bad for me because sometimes there are head to head collisions that will hurt for a couple of weeks. That’s all the pain I go through. I also have to deal with the sweat leaking from his head. It gets soaked in there and it tastes very salty. It also burns my eyes. That’s what I have to go through every Sunday. If you complain about your life try being an NFL helmet. Ouch! That’s going to leave a mark. I can’t wait for next year because that’s when the NFL buys new helmets. That means soon I will be retired and I can relax for once in my life without having to deal with pain.
One day there was a cupid and the cupid didn’t have anything to do so he sat down and then he thought about what he wanted to do. So he went flying and he flied and then flying was not fun he figure that he needed to use his arrow so he went and look for the person and then he saw a person sitting by himself and the cupid shot the arrow and the arrow got him and the cupid was really happy but then the cupid tried to look at the person but that was the wrong person so he went back to the house and then he saw another person he went back and shot the person and that was the right person.
Cupids Once upon of time there was a guy name cupid. Then he was shooting this guy name Tom but he had very bad aim. So he only had one arrow left so cupid kept his eye on Tom so he won’t lose him. So one day Tom was sitting outside on a chair then cupid went inside to go get his bow with one arrow left so when he got outside he left. Then he saw him walk so cupid ran to go kill him but he miss so tom went and took the arrow and threw it at cupid so cupid die then Tom took over.
The cupid story It’s a dark a stormy and windy night and I was home alone. And my window was open and it was blowing all my stuff away by the window. And my room was a mess. I decided I wanted to show my fling shots and there were these people playing outside and I started to fling and once again I shot someone in the stomach and there were real arrows I felt so bad that when I went to sleep I would cry. And the next day she kept looking at me and in my mind I was like “I am so sorry “and I found out when I went outside to check it was my best friend and I couldn’t recognize her because she was so far from my window I could barely tell who it was because from my window it is so blurry for me to see who it was and yeah. My name is cupid. So this girl started to walk up to me and she said cheer up it was just and accident. I was like “no it’s not because that is my best friend that I shot with an arrow” By the way I love your name said the girl! Ok well yeah I have to go home because my friend is really hurting my feeling tell her I am very sorry ok bye.
OUCH! I take another blow. The sun beating down on my black and purple paint job. As I dash towards the soaring football, BOOM! I`m knocked out cold. Next thing I know I can hear my player taking short breaths & cussing out another player from the other team. “C`mon get up!” I shout. Well if I could talk that’s what I would say. I`m still down on the grassy field when I`m pulled up onto a stretcher and carried into the locker room “Oh man” I think as he takes me off his sweaty head and sets me onto his side. “ I don’t know if I can go back out there” he shudders to the coach. “He really took out my leg.” “That’s alright son, you did good.” The coach says. As the coach left the locker rooms I could hear my player whisper, “Never, ever give up, no matter what.” “That’s the spirit” I think to myself. He struggles to get up and stumbles onto his feet. As he opens the doors the crowd screams and hoots and he’s off to play! We`re back on the field and the scores tied. We see the football soar once more and catch it in the air. He dodges the head quarter back of the other team, and TOUCHDOWN ! Ravens win.
Once there was a girl named Mackenzie. She was fifteen years old, and tomorrow was her birthday. She was deeply in love with this guy named Brandon. Brandon was a hunky, six-packed boy with Justin Bieber hair. What Mackenzie wanted most for her birthday was a date with Brandon. She was at her locker with some friends when her heart sank. Brandon was walking right over to her! She totally freaked out. “Hey Mackenzie.” Said Brandon. Mackenzie blushed, “H- Hi Br- Hi Brandon!” The words barely came out of her mouth. “I was wondering if you wanted to come to my party this weekend.” Brandon asked. Mackenzie’s friends started making kissy noises behind Brandon. Mackenzie shot them a look, they stopped. “Sure, that sounds like fun!” Mackenzie finally answered. “Cool, see ya later. Bye” Brandon said as he walked away with a smile. When Brandon was out of sight, Mackenzie started jumping up and down and screaming. *Saturday, Brandon’s Party, also Mackenzie’s birthday* Mackenzie was so excited. And better yet, her two best friends got invited to the party also! After hours of preparing for Brandon’s party, Mackenzie was ready to go. She was just waiting for her two friends, Samantha and Shelby, to arrive. Finally they got their and they headed off to the party. When they got there, it was amazing. Balloons, confetti, and even a chocolate fountain! Brandon saw Mackenzie come in and he went over to greet her. All of a sudden, a slow song came on. Brandon deeply stared at Mackenzie, she blushed. “Wou- Would you like to dance?” Brandon was impatiently waiting. “Yes I will.” Mackenzie answered. They danced through the night. They laughed, ate food, dance, and they even kissed. In the end everything turned out okay. To Mackenzie, it was the best birthday ever.
I was flying across the city doing what I do but my wings would get tired and god told me not to over use my wings. Then I had an idea I couldn’t believe I never thought of this before! My idea was to sit on a ruff and use a crossbow and shoot at people so my wing wouldn’t be tired so I sat on the ruff and saw people walking around single! Not on my turf so I shoot at people and put my love dust on each arrow. Everybody was going madly in love the I shoot a girl nothing happened she just looked at my with this stare. Then she paused time was kind of thing is it beca8use I knew it was not a human ATALL. It flew towards me and said “I will sew you for shooting arrows at me.” But it wasn’t bad it was good. “LEAVE ME ALONE!” Then the lady un paused time and she walked like a normal person. I listened to her do not shoot her at all so I left in the shadows. Just kidding this lady is going DOWN DOWN DOWN IN LOVE! So I waited for the right moment when she was standing still. Then I paused time and she was waiting for the light to turn green I took her and put her on the ruff and shoot a 100 arrows in here heart. Then I put her back at the light and un paused her. SHE WENT COCO! She flew around kissing ever guy she could see she wasn’t walking it was like she had super speeding powers. So I took her and let her sew me. I just shoot the judge so he would be so madly in love her wouldn’t even pay attention and that what he did. The pain love.
Ok, so... maybe this isn’t your ordinary Diary. This isn’t some “Dairy of a Wimpy kid” or some stupid name like that. No, this is the best Diary you could possibly read. As you’ve guessed by the title, I think we all know my name is Cupid. Cupid LuvaTart. I know what all of you humans are thinking of me. That I’m just some random, Magical love baby who shoots people with arrows of gushy muck and junk. Ugh, believe it or not, I cannot STAND to watch some romantic movie. My main reason for doing what I do is so that I can feed and shelter my children! I realize that my attitude and size makes me appear like a baby that everyone wants to squeeze my cheeks, but I really am 32. Maybe my cute New Yorker accent makes it hard not to cuddle. I Dunno. People tell me that my gramma is off but eh, guess who doesn’t care? This Guy! So without further a duo, this was my first Diary entry and I dunno if I’d ever wanna do this again. This stuff is for losers. Maybe I’ll shoot you with Love arrows too! ;) Goodbye Foreva alone Losers! Try to find a life while your there!
P.S. This was all a joke and is not made to offend anyone!
The Helmet Helmet- I’m ready to play A.P.! Adrian Peterson- I’m ready too. Let’s head out to the field. Narrator- Adrian and his helmet head out to the field. Announcer- Welcome the Minnesota Vikings! Adrian Peterson! Narrator- the crowed goes nuts, fireworks fling beside him, and his helmet sitting on his head. Helmet- that gives me such a rush! How about you A.P.?!?! Adrian Peterson- yeah, let’s cheer for our other teammates. Narrator- as the other players run out Adrian and his helmet cheer for them. Helmet- ok everyone is done running and now the other team is beginning to be called on the loud speaker we should start going over toward the coach. Adrian Peterson- That’s probably a good idea. Narrator- Adrian and his helmet go to their coach and wait for the other team to be called. Coach- ok everyone let’s play and have a good game! Helmet- and have fun!
“Oww” the football helmet said. He hit the ground hard. On the next play he hit someone’s shoulder pad hard. On the play after that the football got stuck in his facemask. He screamed in pain. Then the player tried to get it out. But finally he got tackled. Now everybody tried to get it out, but nobody could. After a while they finally decided they needed to break the facemask. They were going to break it with another helmet hitting it. Right before they were going to break it the football helmet asked “why don’t we just pop the football?”. They did not know why so they just popped the football. They popped the football. On the very next play, there was a helmet to helmet hit. The helmet cracked open and died. Now they had to find a new helmet.
Cupid’s P.O.V “That’s funny, I’ve never shot an arrow at the wrong person with the arrow alignment being that off,” I paused. “Wait a second.” I looked down and saw my cousin’s crossbow in my stubby little baby fingers. Oh man! I must’ve grabbed the wrong arrow as I was putting on my diaper this morning! Darn it! Without hesitation I turned and looked at the person I really shot and my jaw DROPPED! He was staring directly at her! Uh oh! Ali’s P.O.V Why does he keep staring at me? Do I have something in my teeth? Is my hair frizzed? Ok, I’ve GOT to calm down; maybe he’s only looking at me for a second. No, that can’t be it. Wow, I wonder if he hasn’t blinked yet, that’s got to be record of some sort right? Oh, no, never mind, he blinked. Too bad, I was just about to whip out my timer. He looks weird, like one of those old cartoon characters that have hearts in the place that their eyes should be. It’s disgusting! He might as well start carrying his tongue around ‘cause he obviously can’t physically keep it in his mouth long enough to say a simple word. Is that….DROOL? EWW, THAT’S SO GROTESQUE AND NOT TO MENTION, GROSS! UGH! That’s it I’m going to my locker. Is that more DROOL?!?! Ok, that’s it NOW I’m RUNNING!!! Cupid’s P.O.V I did it! I’ve blown it! I’m defiantly going to get SUED for this one! But who in their right mind would take a mythical baby to court? HONESTLY! Ali’s P.O.V I walked to my locker and HE was standing right next to it. Only in his hands he held a single rose and a box of chocolates. I tried not to be mean by saying, “SO, George, you’re still captain of the football team?” “Yeah” “Well, ok, can you let me get to my locker now ‘cause you’re kind of creeping’ me out.” Truth is he WAS creeping me out. After three weeks I’ve had enough and I’m going to do something about it. I’m going down to the courthouse and I’m filing a complaint for a little baby with arrows that we gave a holiday to!!!!! Cupid’s P.O.V GOIN TO COURT!!!!!!
Is it just me? Am I the only person who can hear this voice in my head? Well anyways Hi my Tim Tebow in the quarterback for the jets. It all started when we has our first game of the season. I was on the field and I was about to pass And I heard this voice say “Throw it to him!” “Who’s saying that?” I reply. “I’m up here!” said the voice “Where?” Then I realized it was my helmet .I honestly think it’s pretty cool. But it’s kind of weird because I’m like wearing my best friend. But until the end of the season we will always be friends. I just realized that my team thinks I’m crazy. I’m not weird please don’t think I’m weird because I’m not.
The moment my functions started to work the world crumbled around me. I am the first bionic dragon ever built. Four inches wide and three tall, with a brain and other parts to help survive. Sharp skills and sharp teeth meant to cut through anything. Designed to hunt humans and other life. After me they created thousands, the only thing is they all are electronic no mind no nerves no nothing. That’s why I’m special I’m the only one who can stop them all. Night has casted a dark blanket over the sky. Dragons lurk the street for any survivors (humans). Red glaring eyes dart in every direction. Tall mountainous creatures with a passion for hunting. I have to hide because of the blood in my veins that’s what there after, cold blood. The rain drops down from the sky they move away from the area. I close my eyes afraid to look into darkness. I drift off to sleep something I don’t do often.
“I have sight of target repeat I have sight of target over” cupid says as he aims for his target. “Cupid we also have sight of target over”. Cupid aims and pulls the trigger on the crossbow and the arrow hits the target in the leg. A crowd of people stood and stared as the target is bleeding to death. “Somebody call an ambulance quick!” said the targets wife. “No dear, just let me die” said the target in pain. “Oh no I’m not going to let you die in the middle of the street, I want you to die over in the corner of the street” said the wife in angrily. “How is that supposed to make feel any better?” said the target in pain. “I wish I married Brad Pitt” said the wife in a quiet voice. “What did you say?” said the target in sadness. “Nothing” said wife quickly said. “Um, homebase, I have some terrible news” said Cupid in sadness. “What is it Cupid?” said homebase desperately. ”you sent me the real arrows instead of the love arrows!” said cupid in an angry tone. “Oh” said homebase “that was a mistake sorry, we will send you the love arrows right away!” said homebase loudly. “No our targets already dead” said cupid. “Oh, well this valentines day sucked hard” said homebase angrily. “Next time don’t let frank handle my weapons” said cupid. “Oh, I’ll remember that next time” said homebase all embarrassed.
That’s going to hurt in the morning! Have you ever heard of a talking helmet before? Well I am. You know when you tackle someone and it does not hurt for at all. But I feel all of it and it does not feel well at all. And you know how running backs are like really good in the NFL all because of me I tell them to go left or right, dance and all stuff. One of the grossest things is the sweaty heads. The humans don’t really care about me they just throw me on the ground then they kick me. Witch goes not feel that good and then I am all alone on the ground cold and sweaty. Then they pick me off the ground after the defense is gone going their part. It is horrible. Sometimes when the human drives to the game .when i am in the back I take some pills to get the pain away it really helps. Sometimes it hurts so bad I get a little crack in my helmet which hurts the most. Then they just throw me away in the trash that is my life. One time I had a screw loose.
One day I outside tanning. I was getting really hot so I went into pool. My little brother was in the pool to. We slashed and played volleyball with him. His name was Tyler. He plays baseball and basketball and hockey. When we were playing volleyball the ball went out of the pool. I had Tyler go get it. When he was climbing up the ladder he fell off the ladder. He was screaming in pain. I left so bad for him. When I got out the pool he seemed fine. He was really in love with me. I know that sounds really weird but I’m not kidding. He was hugging me and kissing me. At that moment I felt loved. I was wondering if he was sick because he never acted that way before. Then I thought of it. IT WAS CUPID!!! I was really scared at that moment. I thought cupid shoot the wrong person, but no. I thought my head was going to burst. Then I woke up from my dream.
The perspective of a football game from a football helmet
The crowd roared with a mixture of screams cheers and hoots. I ran to the touchdown almost out of breath. The helmet blocked my peripherals so I couldn’t see too my left or right. THUD! The jolt came first. Then the hot knife pain came, my hip went numb and my vision went black. The next thing I know was I was inside a hospital bed, The IV needle was jabbing into my veins. “And here comes the injured champion!” I was running the ball towards the touchdown I had déjà vu again. It was on the same side with the same quarter. The helmet blocked out the left and rights of my vision. I was a blind as a bat. I heard the other team sprinting towards me. It took every bit of my energy to keep running even faster. I was 3 feet 2 feet and 1… I had made it. The crowd went wild, the hoots and the screams of joy echoed around me like flies. I couldn’t see the fans, but I knew they were cheering for me.
Football helmet: I make your eye sight narrowed and you feel the adrenalin rush threw you and at the same time I’m squashing your head.as I see the guy ball you go running in a head on sprint and you hit him out of bounds . I can hear the popping of your elbow getting dislocated and feel the rain sells bouncing around that will give you a concussion. You just lay their then you get up look at the other player and smile. You’re happy that you took him out of the game but then they tack me of your head and then I go to sleep till you put me on again.
Cupid Cupid was on top of a building there were evil witches they were flying low and there were about 20 people. Cupid shot a young boy and all 7 witches started eating the young boy. Cupid shot again he hit the witches broom and it killed a pregnant women. The pregnant women’s husband was cringe because the did not try so save his wife. Cupid shot with his silver tip arrow he killed 3 witches in one shot without using 3 arrows. Cupid was fling with his little wings and knocked out the rest of the witches with his gun looking bow narrow. He picked up his silver tip arrow and cupid finished the rest off. The witches had no chance to try to defeat cupid. There was only 9 that had made it one almost got shot.
Cupids First and Last Miss You probably already know me but my name is cupid. You know the talking baby with wings that has magical arrows that make people fall in love, yeah that’s me. Today I was sitting on a roof looking for people to shoot because I got this cool new crossbow. I know that I usually use a bow but I just want to try something new. Later that day I found a couple that was arguing and decided they were in need in some cupid magic. So I hooked up an arrow to my crossbow and shot an arrow at them, but I missed and hit a man putting change in a parking meter, and you know how my magic works he fell in love with it. I tried shooting a un-love arrow at him but I missed and hit the women arguing with the man. So the women slapped him and left. So I took my bow and shot the man hugging the parking meter he kicked it but it baked fired it ended up hurting him. Then he walked away. After all of that happened I broke the crossbow threw it in the garbage and flew away.
Football helmet This is the story of my life. This is one of the parts I want to share with you. So my kid is late for football again so he runs to come get me he puts me on and puts my mouth in his mouth. Anyways he runs to the field when we got to the field these helmets starts talking smack so I took control of the boys mined so I ran up to the other helmets and head but them. Then the other helmet said game on so the helmet grew arms and the arms were the boy hair so then we fought but then both of the boys got ejected from the game and they had no idea what happened so then both of the boy ran to their bench and throw me and the other helmet on the ground. Ouch and another thing is you are playing football and you head but someone say it was the helmet. P.s. helmets have feelings to.
Football helmet I have a person who wears me every day and they attach a mouth guard to me so they don’t lose their teeth. When I go down the field on my persons head and then they get hit really hard I can pre vent them from getting a brain injury that could change their life and I can sometimes save their life. When the player takes me off I am all wet a then full of sweat. I am all sweaty from the player running up and down the field in the sun. It feels really good to help people when they get hit hard and hit their head on the ground.
The Really Bad Miss!! The day I love the most is Valentine’s Day. Why, I bet you are asking. Well to tell you the truth….. I’m cupid! I shoot arrows like a person is blinking, and I see people falling in love because of me. But one day that year of 2010 it all changed. Well my story begins on my first year of being cupid. I had no idea what to do. My mom told me to “wing it!” get it because I have wings! Ha-ha!!! Anyway I was just fling around when I saw these 2 people fighting. So I thought “well if I shoot them then they will love each other again.” Right! Wrong! On my arrow it says No using unless happy or if they don’t know each other. But you could say I was stupid back then. Then I grabbed my bow and arrow got lined up shot and got the guy right in the leg at an approximately 55 miles per hour. Then it got a little weird. He started kicking and screaming and hitting and a lot of other stuff! That was my time to go bye bye! I flew so fast I got home in 3 seconds. But know I never knew what ever happened to them did they stop fighting. Is he hurt? I hope I didn’t get caught though!
“Yo, who’s ready to shoot some arrows?” It was Saturday afternoon and it was also Valentine’s Day. Cupid was very excited for this day to come. He got out his arrow and diaper then got all situated. He grabbed his phone and called up his friends and was like “Yo, who’s ready to shoot some arrows?” Through the phone everyone was yelling and screaming. Cupid absolutely loved his job and he also loved love. As he finished fixing his wings he got out the door and flew by the cities. While flying through the midnight sky he noticed something unusual. It looked scary and dangerous but Cupid thought it was just some of his friends playing around. “He wait up!” Cupid yelled in the distance. No answer. Cupid knew that this “thing” that was ahead of him was dangerous. And he didn’t like it when other Cupids ignore him. This could get ugly he thought to himself. He got ready his arrow and shot the object. More silence. All of a sudden an angel turned around and faced Cupid. Her eyes her blue and her hair just flowed down her spine. Cupid fell in love. “Hi my names, ANGELina.” The angel started to say.” Can I just say you just have the most adorable diaper on I’ve ever seen!” Cupid started to blush. “Oh geez thanks. “He mumbled. “I’m uh, George.” Cupid always hated that name his mother picked out. That’s why he prefers Cupid. Instantly they fell in love and lived happily ever after.
The story of cupid and his arrows! One day cupid was sitting on the top building trying to find who he was going to shoot with his arrows. When he was looking he saw this one couple that was fighting. He was thinking to himself while the couple were fighting “I wish they would stop fighting” ! he sat there and thought and thought of what he could do finally “BAMM” it came to him. I can shoot them with my arrows and make them fall in love again. So he put his bow and his arrow up and aimed when the arrow left the bow the couple moved and the arrow shot some lady holding s lunch tray in the forehead. And the lady fell in love with the lunch tray and was going crazy. And cupid never saw that couple again that he missed with the arrow he hope they are living happily ever after and not fighting anymore. Cupid decided since he hit the wrong person he was the wrong person for the job of cupid so he decided he wanted to quit.
Cupid’s BIG Day It was the day of Emma and Jason’s date and they were expecting me to be there. When my alarm went off I was about to get up but then I thought, I am so tired, it wouldn’t hurt for an extra 10 minutes of sleep, so I went back to bed. When I woke up it had already been almost an hour and I was supposed to be at the restaurant in 20 minutes. I got up, brushed my teeth, got dressed and then made my way to the kitchen. I helped myself to a bowl of Captain Crunch and then turned on the TV. While I finished my cereal I watched The Ellen Show. When I finished my Captain Crunch I put my shoes on. Once I got there I saw Jason standing outside of the restaurant. I asked him what was wrong and he said, “Emma has not showed up yet, I have tried to call her but she is not answering her phone”. We took a little walk and then without Jason seeing I spotted Emma in another restaurant with another guy. I told Jason that I forgot something in my car and I needed to go get it and that I would meet him at the restaurant when I was done. So I went to my car, grabbed my bow and arrows and then headed for the restaurant the Emma was at. Once I spotted her in the crowd I shot her with one of my arrows and she instantly got up and ran to the restaurant the Jason was at. They were in love for the rest of the night and they lived happily ever after.
As I walked home I was thinking how weird it’s going to be tomorrow because it’s Valentine’s Day, and I’m the only one without a boyfriend. My school does Valentine’s Day different because someone goes around being “cupid”. That person delivers the arrows you wanted to be sent to someone special. I didn’t send any out because I think it’s weird. My friend Annie was at my house all last night just getting all her arrows ready! She likes a lot of people is all I can tell you. All my friends accept me and Annie are dating someone. I wonder is anyone likes me and will send me a valentine? Right when I get on to the bus the next day my friends are all over me because there so excited. I just sit there and listen to them until I hear the question “Niccole do you think you’re going to get any valentines?” I thought about it and then I said “I don’t really know it’s hard to guess”. Then all the girls got into how they are going to get a lot of then so I just tuned them out. When I got to my locker it’s had a note on it saying “you got a valentine!” I thought oh great who could it be? I opened up my locker took the love arrow out and guess what my one and only crush had sent me a valentine!! I didn’t know what to do so I shoved it in my locker and ran straight to Annie. On my way to her locker I slipped on the hall floor and went crashing into the lockers and everything went black.
I would love to know the end of this story. What happens? Does she get together with her crush? Does he see her fall and come to her rescue? Does he see her fall and decide that he can't date a klutz?
“Wow I should’ve done this years ago, Instead of flying above heads all I have to do now is look and fire.” Cupid thought. “Now that I got this, Apollo won’t know what hit him. Best Day Ever!” He said. Now watching the streets for no reason he falls asleep saying “nap time”. Later after waking up he’s bored and says “let’s test this baby out…oops got to change the diaper.” Sometime after that finally saying “I will now try this thing out!” He’s now causing mischief around some city firing arrows in all directions. Now saying “my work here is done, time to terrorize another city. Right after this nap.” After waking up and terrorizing multiple cities, finally he says “my job is now done now to go see what’s on TV.” Then he remembers that it’s not Valentine’s Day. “Whoops I screwed up big time, rats now I have to fix this not the best day ever.”
I was on the dock I spent my best days and nights. But now I am spending the worst times, I am a loner now. My best friends ditched me. Malaya and Heather are their names, now I feel the same way they probably feel about me, Nothing. It was the summer before 9th grade. I brought them to my parent’s beach house in California. We would be on that dock for hours. We all loved food as much as each other, but when we were on the dock if my dad called us up for dinner we would not come off. Well that all changed. It all started when I decided to go to town to get a new swimsuit for the summer tubing competition I compete in every year, and when I went to the smoothie shop a guy came up to me and said he was Luke and that he was wondering if we could hang out and shop together, i9 found out he was my dad’s friends son. Wh4en I was about to leave the mall and go home and swim with the girls, he asked me on a date tonight for a 7:00 dinner show at the restaurant downtown. I said yes and he said he would pick me up at 6:30, we said goodbye and I was off. When I got home I went inside and there was my dad’s girlfriend, Sunny. I screamed and told her all about it. She wanted me to go shopping with her to get a dress; we went and got me a new one. When I got back, the girls were eating watermelon, I told them about Luke and then when I went upstairs to get changed my dad said “Nick? Honey, are you ok?” I said “yes, daddy I am just excited.” He came into my room and he made me tell him all about it. Later that night when I got home from my date the girls were mad at me. They said they knew that right away when I got a boyfriend they would be thrown right out of the picture, I said no they aren’t but in my mind I thought they kind of are now. That night I cried because I felt bad and I thought of what kind of mistake I made today and if they were going to comeback into the picture that I had to break-up with Luke, and you know how am I supposed to do that. In the morning they were packing, and I said “what are you guys doing?” they said they were leaving. I went into my bed and balled for a long time. I went to the dock and I thought way to go cupid, I thought when I asked to have a boyfriend and 2 best friends I didn’t want to have to make the decision on which one to be with. Thanks Cupid you struck again but wrong.
“Owww” the football helmet said .When he fell to the ground. On the next play the helmet got hit by the ball, Then caught then the helmet got hit. Halftime everyone is taken a break the helmets and the people. After halftime the helmet was still not in the game because there team was defending. The helmet was in, The first play that quarter and the helmet fell the player starts crying. The helmet looks down and sees a big open cut in players leg. The player is wheeled off the court, the helmet goes back to Bench. They won by 24 to 21.
Its 2015 and you are riding a motorcycle dragging the king son behind you. You kidnapped him and they the king’s goons are on to you. And most of all the people in the town are try to catch you. The reward is 200 million dollars to who bring him back. He is also holding the most valves that money can buy. It’s worth the numbers scale two times. (123456789123456789) attack yells on of the Nabors that see them coming. STOP. STOP. STOP. A police officer says to the guy on the motorcycle he keeps going faster and faster and gun shot went bang. The officer falls to the ground bloody a hole in his chest. dead. News killer with KINGS son 250,000,000 for return. Finally strong guards block the path killing them self’s and saving the kings son.
The Sudden Shock WOW!!!!! She felt, she felt like everybody in this world was cute. She didn’t know why but she suddenly just felt that way. (Cupid) how could I do this again hit the wrong girl in the butt. I have already done this 5 times. I have got to fix this. (Girl) she thought he was cute and him oooooo especially him. But why did she feel like none of these guys like her back. They are all looking at her like ewww what’s her problem. O well there are a lot of other cute guys out there that are probably really cute. She just kept walking and acted like there was nothing wrong. But now she felt like something was poking her .she better go home and rest because she had felt ofely weird she went back to her house where her husband was. But the only guy that she didn’t like was her husband he just seemed really ugly and not attractive. She thought she was acting even weirder so she decided to go up and rest in her room. When she got to her room and saw cupid. He scared her so much she almost fainted. But then he said “Hi, I’m Cupid I accidently hit you in the butt with my arrow which made you like every guy you saw. So all you need to do is take the arrow out of your butt and you should start feeling better by tomorrow.” She said okay and when she pulled the arrow out of her butt she started to feel a whole lot better.
The life of a football helmet I’m a football helmet my life is terrible. I’ll tell you all about my time at the super bowl
No no no what are you thinking, go left, no right, look out, I know he can’t hear me but what is he doing every game is like this I am on top of a sweaty smelly guy slamming into everything .does this guy want to be tackled. then boom he hits the ground head fist slamming me to the ground then before you know it you’re doing it again or your being put on a stretcher and going home witch is ok with me because that means no more playing for at least a week. But at least I’m not the helmets who have to watch all those really bad injury’s because those are real gross to watch, another bad thing is when you get on field and get lined up the trash talk is terrible I’ve tried to fall asleep before but it never works.
That was it, it was the end of time, end of the world for everyone. I was the one, the one who did it all. The genius mechanic who did it to all of us. It all started when I was working in my office on day when I was, making my life project. The dragon helper, when I came across a missing part that I needed to operate the Dagon. I looked all over my office hoping to find it I scoured the city hoping to come across the part. I came across a part of my own that I knew I had but had not seen it before. It was small but it could power a car with one click. I put it in my dragon and sat there watching it for a couple minutes. But a split second later the dragon sat up, I looked in amazement. I had just completed my life work, but something must have gone wrong, a malfunction. The dragon stood up on its Hine legs and took its giant mechanical arm and threw me agents the wall. I felt like I had broken something like an arm or a leg. The dragon flew through the celling with a loud crash and a huge hole. It was gone no one was safe now, and I couldn’t do anything about it. Three years passed now from that and they have taken over the world.
The life of a football helmet I’m a football helmet my life is terrible. I’ll tell you all about my time at the super bowl
No no no what are you thinking, go left, no right, look out, I know he can’t hear me but what is he doing every game is like this I am on top of a sweaty smelly guy slamming into everything .does this guy want to be tackled. then boom he hits the ground head fist slamming me to the ground then before you know it you’re doing it again or your being put on a stretcher and going home witch is ok with me because that means no more playing for at least a week. But at least I’m not the helmets who have to watch all those really bad injury’s because those are real gross to watch, another bad thing is when you get on field and get lined up the trash talk is terrible I’ve tried to fall asleep before but it never works.
The football helmet life Mmmm… Where am I? Wait, no, no, no don’t put me on your head. I said NO! Hey theirs more of me. Hey you over there can you hear me, yoo-hoo over here. WHAT?! Where am I? Hmm your new around here aren’t you. Ah yes I am, now where am I. Well you’re in the locker room and you have to protect your players head from injuries. Ok but wouldn’t that mean I would get hurt? Yeah but we’ll get repaired or get remade. Oh ok but are we the only one pro-. Come on we’re going play now! Hey dude in front of me are you new around here to? NO!!! Ok jeez. Ready, Set, Hike. Ahhhhhhh… clank, clink, clong. Ouch, I hate this. Ha you’ll get used to it kid. Hey man did we win or lose? We won. Yes!! I think that’s good right? Yeah that’s good. Ok cool. But where do we go now? In the bags and we stay in there with the other padding, cleats, gloves and jerseys. But when do we get out? When we play again it could be days, weeks, months, years or even never.
Once upon a time in an unknown land isolated from the rest of the world was a small island with a population of about 2,000 people and the people who lived there were born and raised there too. Everyone lived a wonderful life. They were not rich but somewhat poor. There was a boy named Charlie. He lived in an orphanage with about 15 other kids who were found homeless in the streets. I know it’s not much because the population in the town is not so high. But he enjoyed living there instead of the streets where he once lived. They offered him food and the kids and the workers who lived there where nice too. Charlie ha a dream and that was to create a robot-looking dragon. When I make my very own dragon, he says, it’s going to be dark purple and it’s going to be walking down the streets and then everyone will know our village that no one knows of.” Charlie wanted his town to be recognized. And since he loves dragons, he would love to build a robot dragon. But the problem was that Charlie was only five years old. So he couldn’t make a robot on his own. Later that day, a young couple came into the orphanage to adopt a child for their own. When they first saw Charlie they loved him and wanted to take him home. The couple did all the paperwork and then brought him home into his new family home. Charlie liked his new parents and the best thing about them is that his new dad is a scientist who builds robots but has never showed it to the world. Charlie tells his dad, Nick, his dream about one day building a robot dragon. Nick would love to start a robot with his son. So a few weeks pass and then Charlie and Nick start working on their robot. Days and months pass until finally they finish their robot. Charlie decides to call him Jake. They test him out on their street outside their front yard. Jake is about nine feet tall and four yards wide. “He works great!” Charlie says. And then the dragon walks down the streets of the town just like Charlie wanted it to happen. “Thanks daddy.” Charlie says.
“Uh-oh! I just hit someone with the wrong arrow” said cupid. ‘I just hit a couple with the bad arrow. “Now they are going to be fighting all the time.” The fighting couple he saw were already fighting, he felt bad for them. He tried to fix it because it was only getting worse. They were yelling in public, hitting each other, bumping each other into the wall, and kicking each other. Cupid went back home was looking all around for the arrows to make it better. It took over 3 hours just to check his room but still could not find anything. All he had was bad arrows because he liked for the people to be happy and non-dangerous like the one he shot that they were going crazy acting like wild animals trying to kill each other. Then right when he was going to the bathroom he found one floating in the toilet. He was surprised to see one in there but then he did know what happened, him and his cousins were playing tag. He grabbed it grabbed a rock and tried to break the window but it did not break so he opened the door then flew to the couple shot them but they were still not right they did not remember a thing and he realized they weren’t and then couple was back how they were.
I’m cupid that match maker with an arrow…if you don’t know I’m that love baby. Oh yeah that’s me. I shoot people to be in LOVE. If they are fighting I’m here to save the day. One day I saw this couple and they were having fun, but not a lot of fun so I shot the girl and I shot someone else. I said oops my bad and that’s not all it was the bad arrow that’s makes them not want to be together. And the girl I shot was a mommy and she didn’t want anything to do with them or her husband. Ok I shot her with the right arrow and she forgot everything. She didn’t know where she was. Didn’t know her kids .Didn’t know her husband. So I guess that I shot the forget arrow. Why do I have to have so many arrows and different kinds. But it was my first time my mom told me to wing it but with both wings…And not to get hurt but I don’t think I got hurt I think I hurt other people.
Dark angel It all started when I wasn’t feeling like myself, plus that shot I missed at that person. I had never missed a shot. When it came to me I NEVER missed. I don’t know what it was but at that point I knew there was something wrong. I desisted to go to the fairy god mother to ask for a potion to help me. “Hey there”. “Oh”. Hello there cupid how are you? I’m not filling like myself, I missed a shot. Oh no this is not good at all, the last cupid we had ignored it and next… BAM! He’s dead. Hmm well I don’t want to die, so do you think you could help me? Yes I can I’m working an anti-dark serum for things like this. Good give to me. All right here it is. As cupid drank down the serum an evil spirit was among them. “Ahhh that was good”. I think it wor- ZAP. Electricity whet thru his body and cupid fell to the ground. Just after a dark cloud came out of him. Inside the cloud was anther cupid but not so good. He was dark cupid and had different things about him. He had black wings to cupids white ones and a dark cloak and instead of love arrows there where hate arrows. Got to run. Then he flew out of there. “Oww” cupid said the god mother go after him! Oh right. The chasse was on. Dark cupid was hurting everyone. “Hey”! “Oh” is you. Come here and fight! Sorry but I don’t have time to mess around. But just as he flew off cupid hit him with an arrow in the wing. “Owww” now you’re going to get it! They were even and just as dark cupid was going to lose he was hit with a hate arrow. “Good night”.
This is disgusting! I just got a new freshly done paint job and I have to sit on the sweaty lice like hair. My bright yellow check on me is blinding. My master always loves to use me. That’s why I am so perfect. I hear footsteps coming in the locker room. It is just my master. He grabs me by the mouth and pules me up. There is a puddle of sweat on his head. “ahhhhhhh” I scream as loudly as I can. My master starts running on the field. He is a kicker. (I hope I don’t fly off this time). Ready, set… the ball leaps in the air. I’m getting a slight breeze as my master is running for the ball. But wait, it is coming down at full speed right at me. I gears up and flex my muscles because this one is going to hurt. The next thing I know I’m in the locker room on the floor. Why am I not in the game? I noticed that there is a huge crack in my skull. What is he using than if I’m not with him? Then I noticed that bob (!) is gone. I hate that helmet. He drives me insane. First he takes my looks then he takes my master. How could this day get any……. I pause. It is already half time and the dudes are running inside the room. I am now being toppled over by flying men everywhere.
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My master picks me up and throws me in the trash. So much for being number one.
Love at First Sight..?
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“That’s weird,” thought Cupid, “I never hit the wrong person like that before…” Cupid was aiming for Donut and One Direction, but with his new crossbow, he hit the wrong people, a nerd and a supermodel. They fell in love, but everyone hated it thinking it was ‘disturbing’. “Oh no!” Cupid got an arrow out, “this is bad, I used one of my strong arrows… I have to reverse this and hit the right people!” He flew towards the couple but he knew he couldn’t blow off his cover, “I know! I can talk to Donut! I can trust her!” So Cupid went to Donut, “Donut! I need your help! I was about to hit you and One Direction, perfect couple, but I accidently hit them!” He pointed to the T.V. A Superbowl commercial was playing where the nerd and model kissed for ‘Go Daddy’ “THAT’S TERRIFYING!” exclaimed Donut
, “Bring me to them!” Cupid grabbed his crossbow and tapped Donut’s head, “Now you can fly” Donut flew to the stadium, “Hey! I see them! How do you reverse the spell?” Cupid got an arrow, it was an ugly shade of gray and grew rust, “I only use this for emergencies, it reverses the spell… You shoot it, I only have one of these left and I’m no good with this crossbow.” Donut aimed at the couple, there was only one try… “And that kids, is how One Direction married Donut.”
THE END
What a fun and creative story!
DeleteCupids Mistake
ReplyDeleteThat’s weird, thought Cupid, I’ve never hit the wrong person before. Then realization swept in. “OH NO!” he shouted” IM GOING TO LOSE MY JOB!” then he quickly flew back to headquarters. But he was very worried. Anyone who was picked for the honor of being Cupid never made mistakes, ever.
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He walked through the door at headquarters and the alarms went off. Security rushed towards him and he froze. “What are you doing with that?” they asked. Cupid was confused. “With what?” “That crossbow!” Cupid looked down at his hand. The thing in his hand wasn’t something that made people fall in love; it was a weapon that he just recently used to accidently kill an innocent person. He was taken to prison and was denied to EVER be Cupid again. Then he realized, how did I not have my regular bow? He eats, sleeps, and flies with that thing! It was sabotage.
The Big Mistake
ReplyDeleteCupid was flying to the top of the Empire state building deciding who his next target should be. Unfortunately, his thoughts were lost when he heard a horrifying grunt above him. He looked up and 6o his surprise, he saw King Kong swinging wildly on the top of the skyscraper. He thought of all those innocent people down on the ground in danger that he could shoot. But, without thinking through on his idea, cupid aimed his crossbow at King Kong and pulled the trigger. Then he remembered. Whoops. As the arrow hit King Kong, he immediately looked down at the street and spotted a young lady sitting at a table drinking coffee. He leapt from the building and landed on the ground, ignoring the screaming people running off of the streets away from him. The young lady looked up and saw the hairy beast bowing at her and screamed trying to get away from him but wasn’t fast enough. King Kong grabbed her and ran off into the sunset with her screaming her head off the whole way!!!!!!
The Attack of the Mutant Dragons by Mathcounts46
ReplyDeleteA lair was sitting on top of a big hill in 2050. A mutant dragon was getting created in it. It can teleport, shoot fireballs and freeze anything. It can also hack into machines. It hacked into a NASA plan file to send people to mars. It deleted lots of code and the shuttle started to sputter and shake and it is twenty million miles from earth. A ninja was sent to destroy the computer in order to prevent chaos because another unmanned spacecraft would be blocked.
The dragon ripped through major cities and can fly 10 times faster than sound. It dropped grenades that it stole from a military base and dropped them near Chicago. It was immune to swords, arrows, bombs, nuclear weapons and extreme temperatures.
A genius living near the city discovered a solution to the problem. They first designed a time portal. Then people lured the dragon by dropping bombs so it will fly away from it. The dragon was finally lured through the portal into the year 2 billion BC. There, a meteorite hit the dragon and it fell in lava when the lava cooled. The dragon was trapped in the earth and after 200 million years of starvation, it died. 1.8 billion years later the dragon was made into a fossil but it was radioactive and it was put in a spaceship and shipped off to Uranus along with a spacecraft and will never be seen again.
Dragons
ReplyDeleteDragons stalk the streets, puffing out smoke and clattering their mechanical wings. There are guards now. With the other guards at war we replaced them with dragons. The dragons guard our castle from the other tribes, protecting it from damage and attack. With the dragons I thought we would never be defeated, but I was wrong. The Northern Platypus tribe attacked. They slayed the dragons, our only hope. We had lost the battle and now the Northern Platypus tribe had control. They made us there slaves and punished anyone who tried to rebel.
If it wasn’t for the newborn dragons we would have been slaves forever. The newborns came two and a half weeks after we were captured. They trashed the city, totally destroying it. The dragons also made the Northern Platypus tribe flee. We had our home back in the mess that it was in. The dragons had saved us when there was no hope, but they also caused massive destruction that took months to clean up. Finally everything was back to normal as if nothing happened.
A week later our soldiers came home from war. We’d won. Everyone was happy and nobody told the soldiers about the Northern Platypus tribe attack and how the dragons saved us. Though everyone honored there dragon as if it was king. The whole city seemed to have their own dragon that was always by their side, just in case the Northern Platypus tribe decided to attack again.
Being on a guy’s head for the majority of your life sucks! You have to worry about his stank, speaking of stank I never knew how much Ray Lewis smells. Second you have about some dummy hitting you in the head, especially if it’s some fat guy going to hit you. And last getting tossed around by the guy who you are on I mean for a second we are on top of the world feeling invincible then next we are getting thrown to the ground I mean show us a little respect we protect your head. But not everything is bad. Like when you get cleaned ohhhh it’s so nice, after a hard day’s work we deserve to get cleaned. And it’s better than front row seats I am in the action it’s scary get it gets your blood pumping. Like when I was on Percy Harvin and he caught a ball and Ray Lewis was coming toward him I thought for sure we were dead but he juked him out it was awesome. And best it feels like we are part of the team, it’s awesome. Sorry got to go. Its game time! 3 hours later… OMG I am so soar I feel like I am going to die. Oh yeah I’m talking to people. F.Y.I don’t ever get hit by Ray Lewis it hurts like crap. I got to go my cleaning man is going to clean me. OH that hurts.
ReplyDeleteI have never been in a male locker room, but if the scent that lingers in the hallway outside of one is similar to how the equipment smells, I do feel sorry for the helmets. But following that same train of thought, I bet some of the other protective gear smell even worse.
DeleteYour story was creative! I like your point of view in the story and how you personified the helmet.
Story 4
ReplyDeleteIts 2 minutes before the big game. We helmets watch as the players put on their other equipment. In my opinion football is a sport to torture us helmets. I mean I love showing those Green Bay Packer helmets that we Viking helmets are better than them in every way. But if I had one chance to talk I would say stop the madness! We helmets are beaten and battered to the bone if we had any. We even get piled on just to get the football.
But sometimes it does have its perks being a helmet. We think of ourselves as protectors of the heads preventing head injuries at worldwide football games. But for a pro there is a con, when we win we feel awesome and high and mighty. Until people Adrian Peterson or Wayne Gretsky (who is not in the Vikings) chucks on the ground making us feel like dirt, while they shout and run around. “Game time.” says the coach. The players strap us on and go.
Stupid Cupid
ReplyDeleteIt was 6 a.m. and I had a long day ahead of me. I changed my diaper, sharpened my arrows, and fixed my hair. Now I was off to work. I didn’t want to go to the Justin Bieber concert but he has to get a girlfriend at one point, right? With my cross bow in hand I marched right in and sat in upper level, section 3, row 44, and seat 23. Now I just had to wait until the show started. All of those, what do you call them? Oh yeah! Beliebers were screaming at the top of their lungs! Some were even crying. What freaks! Then my target came out. Justin Bieber. “Oh my goodness!” I screamed. He was actually kind of cute. “Okay, calm down Cupid.” I told myself. I aimed and shot. My arrow was on a direct path towards Justin Bieber, but then it hit a belieber, and yes, she went crazy. She was running out of her seat and climbing on to the stage. I ran out of that concert! I could’ve gotten arrested! But when I was walking out, Justin was getting on his tour bus! “It’s you!” I shouted. “Not another crazed fan!” He yelped. “But, but.” I decided to let him be. But hey, there’s always the Minnesota concert.
The Big Problem
ReplyDelete“That’s weird” thought cupid. “I never thought that id hit the wrong person!” I readied my arrow to shoot again but I decided not to. “What do I do now?” I thought. I flew over to get a better look at the situation. Looking over the figure, I realized it was a girl with long brown hair. I pulled the arrow out as fast as I could. She opened her eyes cloudlessly. Without hesitation, she stood up and started skipping around. “Well not all arrows have the same effect. This one just happened to make her loopy. I exclaimed.
I started following her around. I don’t think she knew what was happening because she started talking to a tree. I tried stopping her but she kept on walking like I wasn’t even there. She walked up to what seemed like her house and opened the door. I followed inside quietly. “Wow, this is amazing!” I whispered. Everything you could imagine was in that one room. There was a hot tub right next to a T.V, a pool table, a snack bar and last but not least, an ice cream machine. It was like heaven in there. I was speechless. “Hopefully the arrow will wear off soon.” I left without thinking about it. That was the weirdest thing I have ever done. I hope the boss never hears about this.
Missed
ReplyDelete“Oh Boy Mr. Sweetheart wouldn’t be happy about this! I never Miss my shot especially with my brand new crossbow love shot. My target was Mayor Jenkins at his award ceremony in the middle of the square. His wife paid the boss for his most experienced shooter also known as me Cupid Fluttawing. Sometimes I get a bit sidetracked but never enough to miss the shot completely. Although I did hit something and that something wouldn’t be too happy when I was done here, his wife Patty was who I hit. The first person she saw was a nice fella in the crowd and “BOOM” it worked like magic. Patty wanted the shot to hit her husband so he would pull his nose out of his work and finally start giving her a bit more attention I suppose. It was none of my business I’m just hired to do the dirty work. Now she was falling in love with some guy in the crowd running after him, while her husband was screaming at her. He was about to give a medal to some public worker, and his wife was getting all lovey-dovey with some spectator. Too bad I didn’t have any reverse arrows I probably wouldn’t of used them anyways this was more laughs then I’ve had in months. Her husband was dragging her away from the man she must have gotten the attention she wanted. Well, better hurry back to the bus bet he won’t be happy with this one.
Cupid… Really?
ReplyDeleteThat’s weird, I thought. I’ve never hit the person wrong like that before. Isn’t this good, Cupid said to himself flying back and forth. Let’s hope boss doesn’t find out he thought. Maybe I can swap in a love potion or... something like that... Boss is going to have a cow. He kept thinking. Cupid zoomed down to the busy streets of New York. He looked down every alley and finally found him, “I’ll need that!” Cupid said yanking the arrow out of the man’s foot. The young man was in a trace. He made googiley eyes to this girl... “Stop flirting with Blonde, Pink-ey’s over there!” He said annoyed. GREAT. Since he didn’t hit him in the rear end, he’s falling in love with someone else other than his true love. POOF! “Oh no!” Cupid smacked his forehead. “CUPID!” Boss yelled booming the whole could palace. “Y-yes Mr. Cutesie Pie?” uttered Cupid. “HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!?... It’s boss now.” Mr. Cutesie Pie boomed. “Sorry… Boss.” Cupid whimpered. Not giving in any sympathy of how sad Cupid looked, he continued. “Cupid… Really? You have failed me once again. I don’t understand WHY ITS SO HARD.” Cupid frowned. “Hey! You said I was ready for the BOW3000. PLUS... IM A BABY. The guy was moving too fast. Give me another chance Mr. Cutes- erm. I meant, Boss.” He grabbed the magic love potions and zoomed out, into the coffee shop… ‘YES! They both are here!’ thought Cupid. He put some f the potion in the guys, and in ‘Pink-ey’s’ coffee. Each took a sip. YES! PERFECT! They started talking making a conversation POOF. ‘Boss’ showed up in the coffee shop right next to him. “Well done, lad!” He patted Cupid on the back. “Thank You. Boss.”
We’re in the locker room about ready to go out on the field. I can hear the crown hollering and screaming. When out theme song comes on, Ragnar the Viking goes out on the field as the cheerleader’s line up for us to come out. I hear the announcer say, “Ladies and Gentlemen here are your Minnesota Vikings!” The crowd erupts like a volcano as we head out onto the field. I hear the Viking horn which means its game time.
ReplyDeleteI go out with my teammates as we figure out who will get the ball first. As the referee says, “Alright boys let’s have a clean game shake hands with the other team,” I shake hands with the other team. The referee took out the coin out of his pocket and showed a silver dollar, “This side is heads,” He says as he has the coin on one side, “And this side is tails,” He says when he flips it over. “Now since the Patriots are the defending team they will get to make the call,” says the referee. “Tails,” says the Captain of the Patriots Tom Brady. The referee throws the coin up and it lands on tails. The Patriots choose to receive.
As the game starts I am on the bench. The defense isn’t putting up a fight because the last three plays were a first down. The next play was a sack by Jared Allen. The crowd erupted into cheers. The second play was a hand off to Green-Ellis who got stuffed in the backfield. I realize that its 3rd down and they still have 20 yards to go. The defense stops the Patriots. Now it’s my turn to go on the field.
I automatically know that the first play of the game is a half back draw. So I call the play and Adrian Peterson my Half Back has the look in his eyes like he is going to get a touchdown. I say hike and time freezes. I hand the ball to Adrian Peterson and we get stuffed by Jarod Mayo. The linebacker for the Patriots. I feel an excruciating pain down my right side of my body. The medics come on the field and I know I left my team. They took me out of the season and told me I had 2 broken ribs down the right side of me. Then I realized that I was just playing a video game.
“Well here’s my scenario… I’m cupid! Ya, I shoot arrows, make people fall in love, but sometimes it doesn’t work out that way. My life was normal, shooten arrows, all until that one day; when I missed my target...I was sitting atop the tower, I did my usual shot. It was going great until the person moved out of the way and… well, let’s put it this way. He went home with a free sample of dog slime… Ew. I was astounded! This couldn’t have happened! I haven’t missed a shot in years! So, I tried again, and this time it didn’t get better. A lady went home with pins and needles all over! Poor girl!
ReplyDeleteThe next day I went to the arrow mart. I bought myself a handy-dandy Bow2000! Ya, it would cost a lot of money, but it would be worth it! I couldn’t wait to try it! The next day, I sat on the roof, aimed, Fire! Oh no. It bounced everywhere… And all I remember is seeing a glimpse of something coming straight at me, I would have dodged it but I had to see… It looked soo familiar…
Dragon Day
ReplyDeleteThe dragon walked down the street, demolishing cars, burning things, and crushing spines. The world is in chaos, trying to defeat this monster, the world need a hero. That hero happened to be on their way to save the world.
Lieutenant Bo was running down the alleyway at full speed with a mini gun strapped to his chest BOOM, a huge cloud of smoke surrounded him and brought the world into flames. Bo aimed his gun at the beast’s eye and fired all his ammo into its head. The dragon swayed and fell with a crash that shook the universe.
Unfortunately the monster’s massive body fell on Bo and he was never seen again. But every March 14 the world celebrates the contribution Bo made to save billions. This day is called Dragon Day.
Story 1
ReplyDeleteI’m 16 years old and I still wear diapers. Let me explain, it all started on my first day of cupid camp and our first mission was to make someone fall in love. I was aiming my love arrow at a boy and I hit him dead on and he fell in love. I started aiming for a girl, but a rock hit me on the head and I hit the boy again. What you probably don’t know about love arrows is that being hit the first time causes love, the second time it acts like a regular arrow. Soon he fell to the ground and the police officers took him away. I went back to camp and I was expelled from the Academy of the Cupid Arts. I went home and watched the news, since I no longer had school to attend to. The main story was about a heroic boy who stopped a mastermind criminal disguised as a regular teenage boy. My picture came up and the announcer said “Whoever he is we love and thank him for stopping a horrible criminal.” I pressed the record button and then put the whole thing one a CD. I showed it to all the schools of cupid arts. I got a full scholarship to the finest of schools, because I got the entire country to love me.
Cool story bro by: Mr.derp
ReplyDeleteAs I grasped on to my lamp in one hand and the motorcycle lady’s hand with my other hand I got dragged across the hot desert sand. I dropped the lamp and one of the men with the machetes that were chasing me grabbed. The man rubbed the lamp and a tall blue man who appeared to be made of gas arose from it. The man with the machete jumped and smiled then said something that wasn’t exactly clear. Then at that very split second in time the world as I knew it turned to nothing. The ground had little cracks filled with lava and my clothes looked like they were made out of a burlap sack. All the trees around me were dead. I was the only person there except for a guy standing there by a tree eating an apple. He was wearing a blue robe with yellow stars on it and the same pattern on his hat. He looked like a wizard and I wouldn’t have doubted it at this point. He looked at me and said, “I am the all-powerful GREG!” and then a cloud of fire proofed above his head. Then he continued, “There is a demon amongst us all who goes by the name Joe!” He stared at me. I didn’t know what to say then he passed me a sword. “Use this to defend yourself from evil and help me defeat Joe” Said the all-powerful GREG. I really didn’t think any of this was happening at this point and it probably was a dream so I had no other choice but to play along. “Kill Joe okay yeah,” I said. Greg held his want in the air and teleported me to a place that seems like a satanic castle. Greg ran away and I realized all I had is a sword. I started walking forward slowly but carefully and the ground started to shake and rocks started to fly up into the air and from the lava arose a demon “Joe” I thought. For the size of that demon and the way it looked I misjudged him by his name. He put his hand down I stabbed it with my sword. He picked it out like a toothpick. At that very moment in time Greg appeared out of nowhere and said, “Thank for the distraction.” And then he shot a beam of light at the demon and it exploded. I got teleported back to here now. Then from across the camp fire Robert said, “Cool Story Bro.”
I was steel cold- I mean literally. I had just been freshly painted a fresh red and yellow and set to dry on the rack with the rest of my buddies. I greeted “49” next to me and waited for the cold and wet paint to dry. After waiting for a long time my master came to retrieve me in full gear and placed me on him so I fit snug on his round head, glistening with sweat. He clasped on a chinstrap and adjusted me in the mirror (and I have to admit- I looked quite handsome with the new coat of shiny paint.) still on the locker room, he grabbed the remaining gear slipped it on, and headed out to the field with his pals, welcoming the cheers of his fans in the stands. In the stadium I saw people wearing lots of red, yellow and green…wait a minute-green?!? Green and yellow that’s right, I am playing against them!
ReplyDeleteMy master got into position and the whistle blew somewhere in the distance. Everyone charged into each other clashing like bulls and their horns. I did my best to stay still on my master’s head and after all I had taken the LOYAL HELMET OATH, requiring me to stay as still as possible and to do my best to protect my master. I spotted my old buddy coated in green and yellow on an opponent’s head.”27!” I called out to him. He seemed to have noticed me because the opponent’s head turned towards my master and came charging at once. I was terrified that I could somehow hurt my friend as my master and the other man fought! I needed to get off of my master’s head. Even though my old friend was now my opponent, I was still faithful to him- we shared one thing in common, the color yellow. The other man was getting closer and closer so I leaped off my master’s head with great effort and tumbled onto the ground with a series of ,”Ow! Ouch! Ow!” many flags were thrown and a whistle blew. Then it occurred to me- I had broken the oath…..that is how I ended up in the dumpster.
A Helmet’s Life
ReplyDeleteThe game was about to start, I know because I heard all the football players putting on their shoulder pads. Shoulder pads are the rudest football pads to be guarding someone’s body! They’re so stuck up just because they make a football player look big. Next I hear them putting on their pants with the pads inside them. They don’t talk much; I guess I wouldn’t either if I was next to a man’s sweaty underwear for over two hours. Now there putting on their cleats, the cleats are pretty nice but if you get them mad they’ll smack you with their spikes. Next thing I know is I am in the air and now I’m a bald head, Adrian Peterson, my master. We go out on the field with all of those thousands of screaming fans. Adrian Peterson sits on the bench next to Brett Farve, the quarterback. I started talking to his helmet; I figured out that he’s the strongest helmet in the NFL! I ask why and with a chuckle he tells me he has to be because Brett Farve’s head is really fragile because he has no brain in it, its hollow! Finally, we get to go play! Time to protect Adrian’s bald head. Before I know it Brett has the ball, he throws it to Adrian, and Adrian is running only three more yards until the touch down. All of a sudden a Packer’s player is behind us. Adrian and I are still running. Out of nowhere someone has a tight grip on me! I go flying off of Adrian’s head, I am furious, I realize it’s the Packer’s player so I drop down to the ground and trip him, it works. When he falls he pushes Adrian into the end zone……TOUCH DOWN! I hear a whistle and then see a yellow flag land next to me. Foul. I look up to see if I can find Adrian walking around to come pick me up. I look in the end zone and I see Adrian, the same height as me laying down in the end zone. Some paramedic picks me up and puts me on a golf cart, great Adrian’s hurt. He is put on the golf cart and is lying next to me. His neck is all out of shape, it’s bent sideways. Well my season ended sooner than hoped unless Adrian’s back up needs to use me but I highly doubt it. But I can’t wait till next year.
A Twisted Love Story
ReplyDeleteFootsteps clattered against the old stairs as he walked up I could hear a creek and it got louder and louder as he walked. I knew he was coming. I had to run he was coming I knew he had his bow and arrow. All he wanted to do was get me out of this town to tell you the truth he wanted to kill me but why that was my question too I didn’t do anything to harm anybody before. Oh I haven’t even introduced myself my name is Kasey and that crazy maniac who is trying to kill me his name is Blake. His only goal is to kill me my family left me they left so they didn’t have to deal with a “maniac”. I had to run from the old house I knew I couldn’t stay long otherwise he would find me so I saw a window there was an old mattress on the other side of the street I was sure if I jumped I could land on it jumped and just as I had planned I had landed on it I ran for a while until I was sure I had lost him then I saw an arrow zoom by my face I turn around and see him I see another arrow go by and I grab my bow shoot an arrow and ran I think it hit his shoulder because I heard a scream but he kept running after me I didn’t know where to go so I just kept on running I ran until I was on the beach a lot of memories flashed but I had no time so I grabbed my bow and pulled out an arrow when I heard him coming he had the same idea as I turned it was already night time and I could feel the moon shining on my face the sea was beautiful when I looked at him I saw his eyes they were blue and sparkled in the moon light they were the color of the ocean I set down my bow I couldn’t shot him I never actually looked at his face before all I saw before was Blake in his black hoodie pulled over his face with his bow out ready to shot always pointed at me but this time it was different I saw his eyes it was love at first sight.
Dragon Story Number 2
ReplyDeleteThree Dragons marched down the street, making the ground shake with each step. Keeping their eyes wide open ready to claw anyone that got in their way. Burning down houses in their path with the fire coming from their noses. The dragon on the left was Scorch, The dragon on the right was Claw, and the leader the dragon in the middle was Bob. Only two people could stop them. One was the apprentice, the other was the master. But just then a figure blocked the sun and created a shadow over the dragons. It appears that the apprentice has arrived. It only could be, the only one, the COOKIE MONSTER! He grabbed his ninja star cookies and prepared himself. The ninja stars were so fast Scorch didn’t see it coming until the ninja stars hit him and he went down to the ground. Claw was furious and flew high in the sky with his powerful mechanical wings and created winds that blew houses away and created tornados. Claw then flew down and tried to claw the Cookie Monster but he dodged it and jumped back. Did you know how I said the apprentice could defeat the Dragons? I meant he could only defeat them one at a time. Because the next thing he knows it Bob had sneaked behind him and clawed him in the back and breathed fire onto him. The Cookie Monster had done his part at stalling the Dragons because a shield appeared over the cookie monster right before the fire hit him. Only one person could create a shield strong enough to stop fire from dragons and the only person was the Master. Who is the mysterious master? He could only be one person he was Barney the Dinosaur.
Yes I would like to be considered into the Pearson Prowl
Fire and Faeries
ReplyDeleteFootsteps clattered across the dry ground. A flash of red hair wisped through the trees. An arrow whizzed past me and pinned my coat to the tree behind me. It had to be Fire. Nobody else has that good of a shot, I thought. I whirled about, my wolf instincts screaming “Danger!” With narrowed eyes, I searched the leaf covered woods. Behind me a voice spoke. Only Fire could sneak up on a were wolf. “Next time, think before you enter The Woods, Gale. Even if it’s to find me. Gale, this is part of the Faerie Queens rule. Fire’s eyes were a deep emerald green. Her bright red hair curled around her head in a halo, so that it looked like fire, hence her name. Her wings arched out of her back, white as snow. “Nice, sisterly welcome, Fire. “I said, grinning. ”We have to go to the Hideout. “She said. “The deal with the faeries is still on, and they are looking for you.” ”They know you’re a werewolf, Gale.” The grin faded from my face as I realized what her words meant. “Fire-““Gale, we have to get moving!” suddenly her voice was angry. She locked her arms around me in a tight grip, her wings slicing the air. A faerie stepped from the trees. “Betrayal to the Faerie Queen is not a good thing Fire,” he said. He pulled me out of Fire’s iron grip. His knife was at my throat before I Knew it. But Fire was quicker she threw her long bladed knife at his back. He gagged, and then he was limp on the forest floor. Fire stood facing me, her eyes widening. But now she lifted her bow. I ducked and turned. The faerie queen law sprawled next to her kin. But she wasn’t dead. I had waited for this for a long time. The Faerie Queen had wreaked havoc on my kind since she was born. I jumped my hands extending into the claws of a wolf as I jumped.
It was neat, clean. I had sliced her throat with one claw, leaving no evidence that me and Fire had been here. I imagined the headline of the Magical world’s news. ”Werewolf and Angel, on the run.” We weren’t on the run. They wouldn’t find us in the Hideout, a under ground mansion only known by Fire’s friends. We are free.
“There I was falling love with the man I’ve always wanted, about to kiss hid lips.” Then reality happened, my alarm went off. It was all a dream. So I got out of bed, got dressed and went to school. His locker is right next to mine. “What should I say to him? Should I say anything? Hey do you want to be my boyfriend? NO don’t say that he will think that’s stupid.” All of these are running through my head thought Cassy.
ReplyDeleteEarlier that morning from Brad’s point of view…
“I kissed her lips, it was like… I don’t know what it was like because my dog woke me up. “Stupid dog that was the best dream ever.” So I went to school. “She is sooo cute. Should I ask her to go out? Does she like me? I won’t know until I ask her.” Brad thought all this to himself. I will put a note in her locker that asks her.
Dear Cassy,
I love you. Do you love me? I hope you do.
Please give me the answer next passing time.
Love,
Brad
p.s. This is very cheesy. And do you want to be my girlfriend?
Cassy’s point of view…
Dear Brad,
I have loved you scene kindergarten. And I think you are very cute.
I’ve crushed on you ever scene I can remember.
Love,
Cassy your girlfriend
Then they grew up, got married and had three beautiful children.
Diary of a Dragon
ReplyDeleteI’m Poptart the dragon. This is my diary, the diary of a dragon. Many people think I’m scary, but really I’m not. Yeah I puff out smoke and have giant mechanical wings that I fly around with and…. Wow. I do sound scary. I wish it was easier to make new friends. I want to have friends and a girlfriend. I don’t want people to run and hide when they see me. I want people to run towards me, happy to see me, not run towards me with guns trying to shoot me even though I can’t be killed. I just wish I could be a normal boy. I could run around on the grass barefoot. I could swim and play basketball. But those are just dreams. I wonder if I act like Cinderella I could somehow get a fairy god mother and wish to be a normal boy. Or is that Pinocchio? Oh well.
Snowboarding Helmet
ReplyDelete14 hour drive to Bozeman, MT. Finally we reach the Big Sky Mountains, now only about 2 ½ hours to go. Wait when they go into the nice, warm, pretty hotel I’ll still be stuck in the back of this truck. At least they didn’t bring that dog they have. If they did I probably wouldn’t be in this back seat anymore.
Ahhh yes they went into the hotel! Now time for me to sleep. Whoa!?! Why is the back door still open? Oh great they do into the hotel then come back out for MORE stuff. Wait, I think I hear them coming. I hope they are coming to get me. Oh WOW! They choose my buddy Sunny (Sun Chips) over me!?! It looks like that little girl still has not 1 but 2 free hands. Come on, just a little closer, that’s it come take me in. Seriously, you took Wheatie (Wheat Thins) over ME!! That’s great I guess I’m sleeping in the car tonight. When I was about to fall asleep, I overheard them talking about snowboarding in Bridger Bowl tomorrow. Plus they have to wear helmets! Whoohooo! Yea I get to go SNOWBOARDING!!!
Best cupid NOT
ReplyDeleteThis is the story of cupid. Once there was the best cupid ever but, then he died. Than his son came to take his, spot of being cupid. He was evil. He messed up everything he shot people that were already in love and made them hate each other. He made people think they were crazy cause he was flying around town. So they committed suicide. He stole thing and flew away. Where no one could find him in his secret hid out but, then he noticed his window was open and he started hearing noises. Then he saw a guy standing there and he shot a knockout dart and brought him to jail.
Cupid’s Failed Attempt
ReplyDeleteOk well this is cupid. “I have sight on target”. “ok cupid proceed”. Cupid shot and the arrow bounce off the wall bounce off a locker and hit a teacher. The teacher looked angry but it was no ordinary love arrow it was an arrow that made you hate anybody in there sight. The teacher gave everybody a detention even the other teachers. She went mad and put in jail because of killing people. She broke out the next day and with all that anger stored up in her she finally dropped a nuke on the town. Everyone was dead. She brought a T-Rex back to life and road it to other towns and cities killing people. Then cupid got the right arrow shot her and everything went back to normal.
Cupid
ReplyDeleteOn a stormy day cupid was flying around trying to get to his house so he would be safe, he was flying and got hungry but not to hungry that he was starving. So he decided to wait to eat, Cupid kept flying and Cupid’s wings were going all over the place, and his stomach was rumbling. He had to eat so cupid grabbed an arrow and started towards to forest to see if there was a deer he could eat .Cupid saw a deer Cupid aimed at it and pulled back his arrow and thought he had a perfect aim so he shot the arrow and when he saw the arrow go somewhere in the forest Cupid flew down and he was hunting for his arrow and there was no sight of it or the deer then
Cupid heard a yelp he flew towards the yelp and sure enough his arrow has gone straight threw a human and cupid thought That’s weird I’ve never hit the wrong person before
The Bow
ReplyDeleteOne day Cupid broke his wooden arrow and he went to a bow and arrow shop and bought bow and arrow with a scope on it. After that he was trying to look in the scope to shoot at the right targets but always missed. He tried shooting without the scope but it also missed. Now he was wondering why he was missing his targets. Then he bought another bow and tried it with that one but missed again. He ran out of arrows and went to the cupid shop. Then he realized only a specific bow can shoot his arrows. Finally it was done and it worked.
The Cupid Story
ReplyDeleteThere is Cupid, perched on top of a snow white cloud looking over the ledge of the cloud to search for hopeless romantics. He clings tightly to his love bow and arrow sack.
“Cupid!”
Cupid quickly turns his head from where the sound is coming from. Cupid is no fool. He can already tell who the voice came from only, the one and only Zeus. As you can tell probably already, Cupid is on the premises of Mt.Olympus, where all the Gods and Goddesses live.
“I am coming!”
Cupid yells back. Then he quickly grabs his bow and his arrow sack hurls it over his left shoulder blade with the arrow sack across his back; then heads up to Zeus’s cloud…high above the others.
Cupids Crossbow
ReplyDelete“How did I miss that!!?” yelled Cupid from the clouds. “My aim has just gotten worse” said Cupid. “Every time I aim for the head, it hits them right in the back of the head and knocks them out.” “This crossbow I stole from the military isn’t as good as I thought it would be.” Said Cupid. Then cupid said “maybe I should go back to the good old fashion bow, it may be worse but at least I can hit what I aim for.” “Now that I think about it, I should stick with this crossbow because if I just get better aim with it I can actually hit the people in the butt and not the head.” Then Cupid decided he would go out in the forest and shoot some trees. “How am I missing the tree from 5 feet away!!” yelled Cupid. “That’s it I am done being Cupid!” Then Cupid took the crossbow and tried to shoot his self but he ended up hitting his self the butt. Then cupid fell in love with the crossbow and flew around shooting people in the butt with his new great aim.
The dragon
ReplyDelete“Ahhh it’s the dragon season run”! “Wait I just want to play with you “!
Hi my name is flame and I am the only dragon of my kind. All the other dragons of my kind got killed by a poisonous bird called a tranious. All the other dragons are mean to me and I am so lonely the only living thing that I can play with besides the dragon is the humans. The humans are very scared of me and I don’t know why. If only I was there size I would have thousands of cool friends to be with all the time. Wait my teacher has a minimizer I can creep in there and minimize myself to 5 feet.
Creep Zap ok humans I am coming for you. Why are bugs following me? Wait a minute I am 5 centimeters not 5 feet. I got to go back to make me 5 feet
Creep Zap ok now I am 5 feet know I can make new friends. Hi my name is flame what is your name little human? Hi flame my name is Norman? So Norman do you want to be best friends? Sure flame. Hey you look like the dragon that was destroying the town. Oh no that dragon was big I am small that was not me. Ok if you say so.
Cupid’s day off
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm that’s weird, I said. The Boss told me these Delta Squad X-bows were supposed to be accurate. Well, this ruined my day off. When I managed to infiltrate this facility called Bachelor or something, I thought I’d have some fun and shoot some stuff up and do a little trollin’. So I was going to go for the guy they call Sean but instead it hit the annoying one called Ashley, which turned out not to be a bad gig but more on that later. It hit her in the head and she fell over on the ground and the first thing she saw was his shoes. She sprung up and grabbed his leg and wouldn’t let go. He ran around and tried to get her off his leg but she just kept holding on to his feet with those hearts instead of eyes. Every one panicked as I shot another one at the host and everything just went downhill from there.
Trolling level: Cupid
He was looking right at the wall. He ran towards it and slammed so hard into it I thought he might have given himself a concussion. But who cares? I thought I might add a little more… pizazz? I took out an explosive heart arrow, shot the camera man and it blew up and the sound stick guy started to chase the rose the host was holding and the camera man was nuts for the video camera. Now this is quality TV isn’t it? Then a frog comes strolling through the door like nobody’s business and I act quickly and shoot him in midair. He then tries to hop for the chandelier breaking it in the process. OK things get crazy when a frog is in love with a chandelier so I’m going to go and watch the ratings fly! Cupid, over and out.
Football Helmet
ReplyDeleteOuch! Ouch! Stop that OUCH! C’mon run faster so we don’t get tackled. This is me a helmet on top of Adrian Petersons head. He is a very fast running back so after every run I get really dizzy. Since Adrian Peterson is a pretty good running back sometimes he gets away without getting tackled, but yet again he gets the ball a lot with people trying to smear him. That’s really bad for me because sometimes there are head to head collisions that will hurt for a couple of weeks. That’s all the pain I go through. I also have to deal with the sweat leaking from his head. It gets soaked in there and it tastes very salty. It also burns my eyes. That’s what I have to go through every Sunday. If you complain about your life try being an NFL helmet. Ouch! That’s going to leave a mark. I can’t wait for next year because that’s when the NFL buys new helmets. That means soon I will be retired and I can relax for once in my life without having to deal with pain.
CUPID
ReplyDeleteOne day there was a cupid and the cupid didn’t have anything to do so he sat down and then he thought about what he wanted to do. So he went flying and he flied and then flying was not fun he figure that he needed to use his arrow so he went and look for the person and then he saw a person sitting by himself and the cupid shot the arrow and the arrow got him and the cupid was really happy but then the cupid tried to look at the person but that was the wrong person so he went back to the house and then he saw another person he went back and shot the person and that was the right person.
Cupids
ReplyDeleteOnce upon of time there was a guy name cupid. Then he was shooting this guy name Tom but he had very bad aim. So he only had one arrow left so cupid kept his eye on Tom so he won’t lose him. So one day Tom was sitting outside on a chair then cupid went inside to go get his bow with one arrow left so when he got outside he left. Then he saw him walk so cupid ran to go kill him but he miss so tom went and took the arrow and threw it at cupid so cupid die then Tom took over.
The cupid story
ReplyDeleteIt’s a dark a stormy and windy night and I was home alone. And my window was open and it was blowing all my stuff away by the window. And my room was a mess. I decided I wanted to show my fling shots and there were these people playing outside and I started to fling and once again I shot someone in the stomach and there were real arrows I felt so bad that when I went to sleep I would cry. And the next day she kept looking at me and in my mind I was like “I am so sorry “and I found out when I went outside to check it was my best friend and I couldn’t recognize her because she was so far from my window I could barely tell who it was because from my window it is so blurry for me to see who it was and yeah. My name is cupid. So this girl started to walk up to me and she said cheer up it was just and accident. I was like “no it’s not because that is my best friend that I shot with an arrow” By the way I love your name said the girl! Ok well yeah I have to go home because my friend is really hurting my feeling tell her I am very sorry ok bye.
OUCH! I take another blow. The sun beating down on my black and purple paint job. As I dash towards the soaring football, BOOM! I`m knocked out cold. Next thing I know I can hear my player taking short breaths & cussing out another player from the other team. “C`mon get up!” I shout. Well if I could talk that’s what I would say. I`m still down on the grassy field when I`m pulled up onto a stretcher and carried into the locker room “Oh man” I think as he takes me off his sweaty head and sets me onto his side. “ I don’t know if I can go back out there” he shudders to the coach. “He really took out my leg.” “That’s alright son, you did good.” The coach says. As the coach left the locker rooms I could hear my player whisper, “Never, ever give up, no matter what.” “That’s the spirit” I think to myself. He struggles to get up and stumbles onto his feet. As he opens the doors the crowd screams and hoots and he’s off to play! We`re back on the field and the scores tied. We see the football soar once more and catch it in the air. He dodges the head quarter back of the other team, and TOUCHDOWN ! Ravens win.
ReplyDelete“Cupid”
ReplyDeleteOnce there was a girl named Mackenzie. She was fifteen years old, and tomorrow was her birthday. She was deeply in love with this guy named Brandon. Brandon was a hunky, six-packed boy with Justin Bieber hair. What Mackenzie wanted most for her birthday was a date with Brandon. She was at her locker with some friends when her heart sank. Brandon was walking right over to her! She totally freaked out. “Hey Mackenzie.” Said Brandon. Mackenzie blushed, “H- Hi Br- Hi Brandon!” The words barely came out of her mouth. “I was wondering if you wanted to come to my party this weekend.” Brandon asked. Mackenzie’s friends started making kissy noises behind Brandon. Mackenzie shot them a look, they stopped. “Sure, that sounds like fun!” Mackenzie finally answered. “Cool, see ya later. Bye” Brandon said as he walked away with a smile. When Brandon was out of sight, Mackenzie started jumping up and down and screaming. *Saturday, Brandon’s Party, also Mackenzie’s birthday* Mackenzie was so excited. And better yet, her two best friends got invited to the party also! After hours of preparing for Brandon’s party, Mackenzie was ready to go. She was just waiting for her two friends, Samantha and Shelby, to arrive. Finally they got their and they headed off to the party. When they got there, it was amazing. Balloons, confetti, and even a chocolate fountain! Brandon saw Mackenzie come in and he went over to greet her. All of a sudden, a slow song came on. Brandon deeply stared at Mackenzie, she blushed. “Wou- Would you like to dance?” Brandon was impatiently waiting. “Yes I will.” Mackenzie answered. They danced through the night. They laughed, ate food, dance, and they even kissed. In the end everything turned out okay. To Mackenzie, it was the best birthday ever.
I was flying across the city doing what I do but my wings would get tired and god told me not to over use my wings. Then I had an idea I couldn’t believe I never thought of this before! My idea was to sit on a ruff and use a crossbow and shoot at people so my wing wouldn’t be tired so I sat on the ruff and saw people walking around single! Not on my turf so I shoot at people and put my love dust on each arrow. Everybody was going madly in love the I shoot a girl nothing happened she just looked at my with this stare. Then she paused time was kind of thing is it beca8use I knew it was not a human ATALL. It flew towards me and said “I will sew you for shooting arrows at me.” But it wasn’t bad it was good. “LEAVE ME ALONE!” Then the lady un paused time and she walked like a normal person. I listened to her do not shoot her at all so I left in the shadows. Just kidding this lady is going DOWN DOWN DOWN IN LOVE! So I waited for the right moment when she was standing still. Then I paused time and she was waiting for the light to turn green I took her and put her on the ruff and shoot a 100 arrows in here heart. Then I put her back at the light and un paused her. SHE WENT COCO! She flew around kissing ever guy she could see she wasn’t walking it was like she had super speeding powers. So I took her and let her sew me. I just shoot the judge so he would be so madly in love her wouldn’t even pay attention and that what he did. The pain love.
ReplyDelete“Cupid’s Diary”
ReplyDeleteOk, so... maybe this isn’t your ordinary Diary. This isn’t some “Dairy of a Wimpy kid” or some stupid name like that. No, this is the best Diary you could possibly read. As you’ve guessed by the title, I think we all know my name is Cupid. Cupid LuvaTart. I know what all of you humans are thinking of me. That I’m just some random, Magical love baby who shoots people with arrows of gushy muck and junk. Ugh, believe it or not, I cannot STAND to watch some romantic movie. My main reason for doing what I do is so that I can feed and shelter my children! I realize that my attitude and size makes me appear like a baby that everyone wants to squeeze my cheeks, but I really am 32. Maybe my cute New Yorker accent makes it hard not to cuddle. I Dunno. People tell me that my gramma is off but eh, guess who doesn’t care? This Guy! So without further a duo, this was my first Diary entry and I dunno if I’d ever wanna do this again. This stuff is for losers. Maybe I’ll shoot you with Love arrows too! ;) Goodbye Foreva alone Losers! Try to find a life while your there!
P.S. This was all a joke and is not made to offend anyone!
The Helmet
ReplyDeleteHelmet- I’m ready to play A.P.!
Adrian Peterson- I’m ready too. Let’s head out to the field.
Narrator- Adrian and his helmet head out to the field.
Announcer- Welcome the Minnesota Vikings! Adrian Peterson!
Narrator- the crowed goes nuts, fireworks fling beside him, and his helmet sitting on his head.
Helmet- that gives me such a rush! How about you A.P.?!?!
Adrian Peterson- yeah, let’s cheer for our other teammates.
Narrator- as the other players run out Adrian and his helmet cheer for them.
Helmet- ok everyone is done running and now the other team is beginning to be called on the loud speaker we should start going over toward the coach.
Adrian Peterson- That’s probably a good idea.
Narrator- Adrian and his helmet go to their coach and wait for the other team to be called.
Coach- ok everyone let’s play and have a good game!
Helmet- and have fun!
Football Helmet
ReplyDelete“Oww” the football helmet said. He hit the ground hard. On the next play he hit someone’s shoulder pad hard. On the play after that the football got stuck in his facemask. He screamed in pain. Then the player tried to get it out. But finally he got tackled. Now everybody tried to get it out, but nobody could. After a while they finally decided they needed to break the facemask. They were going to break it with another helmet hitting it. Right before they were going to break it the football helmet asked “why don’t we just pop the football?”. They did not know why so they just popped the football. They popped the football. On the very next play, there was a helmet to helmet hit. The helmet cracked open and died. Now they had to find a new helmet.
Court Time Cupid!
ReplyDeleteCupid’s P.O.V
“That’s funny, I’ve never shot an arrow at the wrong person with the arrow alignment being that off,” I paused. “Wait a second.” I looked down and saw my cousin’s crossbow in my stubby little baby fingers. Oh man! I must’ve grabbed the wrong arrow as I was putting on my diaper this morning! Darn it! Without hesitation I turned and looked at the person I really shot and my jaw DROPPED! He was staring directly at her! Uh oh!
Ali’s P.O.V
Why does he keep staring at me? Do I have something in my teeth? Is my hair frizzed? Ok, I’ve GOT to calm down; maybe he’s only looking at me for a second. No, that can’t be it. Wow, I wonder if he hasn’t blinked yet, that’s got to be record of some sort right? Oh, no, never mind, he blinked. Too bad, I was just about to whip out my timer. He looks weird, like one of those old cartoon characters that have hearts in the place that their eyes should be. It’s disgusting! He might as well start carrying his tongue around ‘cause he obviously can’t physically keep it in his mouth long enough to say a simple word. Is that….DROOL? EWW, THAT’S SO GROTESQUE AND NOT TO MENTION, GROSS! UGH! That’s it I’m going to my locker. Is that more DROOL?!?! Ok, that’s it NOW I’m RUNNING!!!
Cupid’s P.O.V
I did it! I’ve blown it! I’m defiantly going to get SUED for this one! But who in their right mind would take a mythical baby to court? HONESTLY!
Ali’s P.O.V
I walked to my locker and HE was standing right next to it. Only in his hands he held a single rose and a box of chocolates. I tried not to be mean by saying, “SO, George, you’re still captain of the football team?” “Yeah” “Well, ok, can you let me get to my locker now ‘cause you’re kind of creeping’ me out.” Truth is he WAS creeping me out. After three weeks I’ve had enough and I’m going to do something about it. I’m going down to the courthouse and I’m filing a complaint for a little baby with arrows that we gave a holiday to!!!!!
Cupid’s P.O.V
GOIN TO COURT!!!!!!
So funny! I love the idea of writing the same situation from multiple points-of-view. Very creative.
DeleteIs it just me?
ReplyDeleteAm I the only person who can hear this voice in my head?
Well anyways Hi my Tim Tebow in the quarterback for the jets. It all started when we has our first game of the season. I was on the field and I was about to pass And I heard this voice say “Throw it to him!” “Who’s saying that?” I reply. “I’m up here!” said the voice “Where?” Then I realized it was my helmet .I honestly think it’s pretty cool. But it’s kind of weird because I’m like wearing my best friend. But until the end of the season we will always be friends. I just realized that my team thinks I’m crazy. I’m not weird please don’t think I’m weird because I’m not.
Dragons
ReplyDeleteThe moment my functions started to work the world crumbled around me. I am the first bionic dragon ever built. Four inches wide and three tall, with a brain and other parts to help survive. Sharp skills and sharp teeth meant to cut through anything. Designed to hunt humans and other life. After me they created thousands, the only thing is they all are electronic no mind no nerves no nothing. That’s why I’m special I’m the only one who can stop them all.
Night has casted a dark blanket over the sky. Dragons lurk the street for any survivors (humans). Red glaring eyes dart in every direction. Tall mountainous creatures with a passion for hunting. I have to hide because of the blood in my veins that’s what there after, cold blood. The rain drops down from the sky they move away from the area. I close my eyes afraid to look into darkness. I drift off to sleep something I don’t do often.
Valentines Day mistake
ReplyDelete“I have sight of target repeat I have sight of target over” cupid says as he aims for his target. “Cupid we also have sight of target over”. Cupid aims and pulls the trigger on the crossbow and the arrow hits the target in the leg. A crowd of people stood and stared as the target is bleeding to death. “Somebody call an ambulance quick!” said the targets wife. “No dear, just let me die” said the target in pain. “Oh no I’m not going to let you die in the middle of the street, I want you to die over in the corner of the street” said the wife in angrily. “How is that supposed to make feel any better?” said the target in pain. “I wish I married Brad Pitt” said the wife in a quiet voice. “What did you say?” said the target in sadness. “Nothing” said wife quickly said. “Um, homebase, I have some terrible news” said Cupid in sadness. “What is it Cupid?” said homebase desperately. ”you sent me the real arrows instead of the love arrows!” said cupid in an angry tone. “Oh” said homebase “that was a mistake sorry, we will send you the love arrows right away!” said homebase loudly. “No our targets already dead” said cupid. “Oh, well this valentines day sucked hard” said homebase angrily. “Next time don’t let frank handle my weapons” said cupid. “Oh, I’ll remember that next time” said homebase all embarrassed.
The Football Helmet
ReplyDeleteThat’s going to hurt in the morning! Have you ever heard of a talking helmet before? Well I am. You know when you tackle someone and it does not hurt for at all. But I feel all of it and it does not feel well at all. And you know how running backs are like really good in the NFL all because of me I tell them to go left or right, dance and all stuff. One of the grossest things is the sweaty heads. The humans don’t really care about me they just throw me on the ground then they kick me. Witch goes not feel that good and then I am all alone on the ground cold and sweaty. Then they pick me off the ground after the defense is gone going their part. It is horrible. Sometimes when the human drives to the game .when i am in the back I take some pills to get the pain away it really helps. Sometimes it hurts so bad I get a little crack in my helmet which hurts the most. Then they just throw me away in the trash that is my life. One time I had a screw loose.
One day I outside tanning. I was getting really hot so I went into pool. My little brother was in the pool to. We slashed and played volleyball with him. His name was Tyler. He plays baseball and basketball and hockey. When we were playing volleyball the ball went out of the pool. I had Tyler go get it. When he was climbing up the ladder he fell off the ladder. He was screaming in pain. I left so bad for him. When I got out the pool he seemed fine. He was really in love with me. I know that sounds really weird but I’m not kidding. He was hugging me and kissing me. At that moment I felt loved. I was wondering if he was sick because he never acted that way before. Then I thought of it. IT WAS CUPID!!! I was really scared at that moment. I thought cupid shoot the wrong person, but no. I thought my head was going to burst. Then I woke up from my dream.
ReplyDeleteThe perspective of a football game from a football helmet
ReplyDeleteThe crowd roared with a mixture of screams cheers and hoots. I ran to the touchdown almost out of breath. The helmet blocked my peripherals so I couldn’t see too my left or right. THUD! The jolt came first. Then the hot knife pain came, my hip went numb and my vision went black. The next thing I know was I was inside a hospital bed, The IV needle was jabbing into my veins. “And here comes the injured champion!” I was running the ball towards the touchdown I had déjà vu again. It was on the same side with the same quarter. The helmet blocked out the left and rights of my vision. I was a blind as a bat. I heard the other team sprinting towards me. It took every bit of my energy to keep running even faster. I was 3 feet 2 feet and 1… I had made it. The crowd went wild, the hoots and the screams of joy echoed around me like flies. I couldn’t see the fans, but I knew they were cheering for me.
Football helmet perspective
ReplyDeleteFootball helmet: I make your eye sight narrowed and you feel the adrenalin rush threw you and at the same time I’m squashing your head.as I see the guy ball you go running in a head on sprint and you hit him out of bounds . I can hear the popping of your elbow getting dislocated and feel the rain sells bouncing around that will give you a concussion. You just lay their then you get up look at the other player and smile. You’re happy that you took him out of the game but then they tack me of your head and then I go to sleep till you put me on again.
Cupid
ReplyDeleteCupid was on top of a building there were evil witches they were flying low and there were about 20 people. Cupid shot a young boy and all 7 witches started eating the young boy. Cupid shot again he hit the witches broom and it killed a pregnant women. The pregnant women’s husband was cringe because the did not try so save his wife. Cupid shot with his silver tip arrow he killed 3 witches in one shot without using 3 arrows. Cupid was fling with his little wings and knocked out the rest of the witches with his gun looking bow narrow. He picked up his silver tip arrow and cupid finished the rest off. The witches had no chance to try to defeat cupid. There was only 9 that had made it one almost got shot.
Cupids First and Last Miss
ReplyDeleteYou probably already know me but my name is cupid. You know the talking baby with wings that has magical arrows that make people fall in love, yeah that’s me. Today I was sitting on a roof looking for people to shoot because I got this cool new crossbow. I know that I usually use a bow but I just want to try something new. Later that day I found a couple that was arguing and decided they were in need in some cupid magic. So I hooked up an arrow to my crossbow and shot an arrow at them, but I missed and hit a man putting change in a parking meter, and you know how my magic works he fell in love with it. I tried shooting a un-love arrow at him but I missed and hit the women arguing with the man. So the women slapped him and left. So I took my bow and shot the man hugging the parking meter he kicked it but it baked fired it ended up hurting him. Then he walked away. After all of that happened I broke the crossbow threw it in the garbage and flew away.
Football helmet
ReplyDeleteThis is the story of my life. This is one of the parts I want to share with you. So my kid is late for football again so he runs to come get me he puts me on and puts my mouth in his mouth. Anyways he runs to the field when we got to the field these helmets starts talking smack so I took control of the boys mined so I ran up to the other helmets and head but them. Then the other helmet said game on so the helmet grew arms and the arms were the boy hair so then we fought but then both of the boys got ejected from the game and they had no idea what happened so then both of the boy ran to their bench and throw me and the other helmet on the ground. Ouch and another thing is you are playing football and you head but someone say it was the helmet. P.s. helmets have feelings to.
Football helmet
ReplyDeleteI have a person who wears me every day and they attach a mouth guard to me so they don’t lose their teeth. When I go down the field on my persons head and then they get hit really hard I can pre vent them from getting a brain injury that could change their life and I can sometimes save their life. When the player takes me off I am all wet a then full of sweat. I am all sweaty from the player running up and down the field in the sun. It feels really good to help people when they get hit hard and hit their head on the ground.
The Really Bad Miss!!
ReplyDeleteThe day I love the most is Valentine’s Day. Why, I bet you are asking. Well to tell you the truth….. I’m cupid! I shoot arrows like a person is blinking, and I see people falling in love because of me. But one day that year of 2010 it all changed. Well my story begins on my first year of being cupid. I had no idea what to do. My mom told me to “wing it!” get it because I have wings! Ha-ha!!! Anyway I was just fling around when I saw these 2 people fighting. So I thought “well if I shoot them then they will love each other again.” Right! Wrong! On my arrow it says No using unless happy or if they don’t know each other. But you could say I was stupid back then. Then I grabbed my bow and arrow got lined up shot and got the guy right in the leg at an approximately 55 miles per hour. Then it got a little weird. He started kicking and screaming and hitting and a lot of other stuff! That was my time to go bye bye! I flew so fast I got home in 3 seconds. But know I never knew what ever happened to them did they stop fighting. Is he hurt? I hope I didn’t get caught though!
“Yo, who’s ready to shoot some arrows?”
ReplyDeleteIt was Saturday afternoon and it was also Valentine’s Day. Cupid was very excited for this day to come. He got out his arrow and diaper then got all situated. He grabbed his phone and called up his friends and was like “Yo, who’s ready to shoot some arrows?” Through the phone everyone was yelling and screaming. Cupid absolutely loved his job and he also loved love. As he finished fixing his wings he got out the door and flew by the cities. While flying through the midnight sky he noticed something unusual. It looked scary and dangerous but Cupid thought it was just some of his friends playing around. “He wait up!” Cupid yelled in the distance. No answer. Cupid knew that this “thing” that was ahead of him was dangerous. And he didn’t like it when other Cupids ignore him. This could get ugly he thought to himself. He got ready his arrow and shot the object. More silence. All of a sudden an angel turned around and faced Cupid. Her eyes her blue and her hair just flowed down her spine. Cupid fell in love. “Hi my names, ANGELina.” The angel started to say.” Can I just say you just have the most adorable diaper on I’ve ever seen!” Cupid started to blush. “Oh geez thanks. “He mumbled. “I’m uh, George.” Cupid always hated that name his mother picked out. That’s why he prefers Cupid. Instantly they fell in love and lived happily ever after.
The story of cupid and his arrows!
ReplyDeleteOne day cupid was sitting on the top building trying to find who he was going to shoot with his arrows. When he was looking he saw this one couple that was fighting. He was thinking to himself while the couple were fighting “I wish they would stop fighting” ! he sat there and thought and thought of what he could do finally “BAMM” it came to him. I can shoot them with my arrows and make them fall in love again. So he put his bow and his arrow up and aimed when the arrow left the bow the couple moved and the arrow shot some lady holding s lunch tray in the forehead. And the lady fell in love with the lunch tray and was going crazy. And cupid never saw that couple again that he missed with the arrow he hope they are living happily ever after and not fighting anymore. Cupid decided since he hit the wrong person he was the wrong person for the job of cupid so he decided he wanted to quit.
Cupid’s BIG Day
ReplyDeleteIt was the day of Emma and Jason’s date and they were expecting me to be there. When my alarm went off I was about to get up but then I thought, I am so tired, it wouldn’t hurt for an extra 10 minutes of sleep, so I went back to bed. When I woke up it had already been almost an hour and I was supposed to be at the restaurant in 20 minutes. I got up, brushed my teeth, got dressed and then made my way to the kitchen. I helped myself to a bowl of Captain Crunch and then turned on the TV. While I finished my cereal I watched The Ellen Show. When I finished my Captain Crunch I put my shoes on. Once I got there I saw Jason standing outside of the restaurant. I asked him what was wrong and he said, “Emma has not showed up yet, I have tried to call her but she is not answering her phone”. We took a little walk and then without Jason seeing I spotted Emma in another restaurant with another guy. I told Jason that I forgot something in my car and I needed to go get it and that I would meet him at the restaurant when I was done. So I went to my car, grabbed my bow and arrows and then headed for the restaurant the Emma was at. Once I spotted her in the crowd I shot her with one of my arrows and she instantly got up and ran to the restaurant the Jason was at. They were in love for the rest of the night and they lived happily ever after.
a lot of detials
DeleteAs I walked home I was thinking how weird it’s going to be tomorrow because it’s Valentine’s Day, and I’m the only one without a boyfriend. My school does Valentine’s Day different because someone goes around being “cupid”. That person delivers the arrows you wanted to be sent to someone special. I didn’t send any out because I think it’s weird. My friend Annie was at my house all last night just getting all her arrows ready! She likes a lot of people is all I can tell you. All my friends accept me and Annie are dating someone. I wonder is anyone likes me and will send me a valentine? Right when I get on to the bus the next day my friends are all over me because there so excited. I just sit there and listen to them until I hear the question “Niccole do you think you’re going to get any valentines?” I thought about it and then I said “I don’t really know it’s hard to guess”. Then all the girls got into how they are going to get a lot of then so I just tuned them out. When I got to my locker it’s had a note on it saying “you got a valentine!” I thought oh great who could it be? I opened up my locker took the love arrow out and guess what my one and only crush had sent me a valentine!! I didn’t know what to do so I shoved it in my locker and ran straight to Annie. On my way to her locker I slipped on the hall floor and went crashing into the lockers and everything went black.
ReplyDeleteI would love to know the end of this story. What happens? Does she get together with her crush? Does he see her fall and come to her rescue? Does he see her fall and decide that he can't date a klutz?
DeleteGreat ideas!
Cupid
ReplyDelete“Wow I should’ve done this years ago, Instead of flying above heads all I have to do now is look and fire.” Cupid thought. “Now that I got this, Apollo won’t know what hit him. Best Day Ever!” He said. Now watching the streets for no reason he falls asleep saying “nap time”. Later after waking up he’s bored and says “let’s test this baby out…oops got to change the diaper.” Sometime after that finally saying “I will now try this thing out!” He’s now causing mischief around some city firing arrows in all directions. Now saying “my work here is done, time to terrorize another city. Right after this nap.” After waking up and terrorizing multiple cities, finally he says “my job is now done now to go see what’s on TV.” Then he remembers that it’s not Valentine’s Day. “Whoops I screwed up big time, rats now I have to fix this not the best day ever.”
Cupid strikes again but wrong
ReplyDeleteI was on the dock I spent my best days and nights. But now I am spending the worst times, I am a loner now. My best friends ditched me. Malaya and Heather are their names, now I feel the same way they probably feel about me, Nothing. It was the summer before 9th grade. I brought them to my parent’s beach house in California. We would be on that dock for hours. We all loved food as much as each other, but when we were on the dock if my dad called us up for dinner we would not come off. Well that all changed. It all started when I decided to go to town to get a new swimsuit for the summer tubing competition I compete in every year, and when I went to the smoothie shop a guy came up to me and said he was Luke and that he was wondering if we could hang out and shop together, i9 found out he was my dad’s friends son. Wh4en I was about to leave the mall and go home and swim with the girls, he asked me on a date tonight for a 7:00 dinner show at the restaurant downtown. I said yes and he said he would pick me up at 6:30, we said goodbye and I was off. When I got home I went inside and there was my dad’s girlfriend, Sunny. I screamed and told her all about it. She wanted me to go shopping with her to get a dress; we went and got me a new one. When I got back, the girls were eating watermelon, I told them about Luke and then when I went upstairs to get changed my dad said “Nick? Honey, are you ok?” I said “yes, daddy I am just excited.” He came into my room and he made me tell him all about it. Later that night when I got home from my date the girls were mad at me. They said they knew that right away when I got a boyfriend they would be thrown right out of the picture, I said no they aren’t but in my mind I thought they kind of are now. That night I cried because I felt bad and I thought of what kind of mistake I made today and if they were going to comeback into the picture that I had to break-up with Luke, and you know how am I supposed to do that. In the morning they were packing, and I said “what are you guys doing?” they said they were leaving. I went into my bed and balled for a long time. I went to the dock and I thought way to go cupid, I thought when I asked to have a boyfriend and 2 best friends I didn’t want to have to make the decision on which one to be with. Thanks Cupid you struck again but wrong.
The Helmet
ReplyDelete“Owww” the football helmet said .When he fell to the ground. On the next play the helmet got hit by the ball, Then caught then the helmet got hit. Halftime everyone is taken a break the helmets and the people. After halftime the helmet was still not in the game because there team was defending. The helmet was in, The first play that quarter and the helmet fell the player starts crying. The helmet looks down and sees a big open cut in players leg. The player is wheeled off the court, the helmet goes back to
Bench. They won by 24 to 21.
The chase
ReplyDeleteIts 2015 and you are riding a motorcycle dragging the king son behind you. You kidnapped him and they the king’s goons are on to you. And most of all the people in the town are try to catch you. The reward is 200 million dollars to who bring him back. He is also holding the most valves that money can buy. It’s worth the numbers scale two times. (123456789123456789) attack yells on of the Nabors that see them coming. STOP. STOP. STOP. A police officer says to the guy on the motorcycle he keeps going faster and faster and gun shot went bang. The officer falls to the ground bloody a hole in his chest. dead. News killer with KINGS son 250,000,000 for return. Finally strong guards block the path killing them self’s and saving the kings son.
The Sudden Shock
ReplyDeleteWOW!!!!! She felt, she felt like everybody in this world was cute. She didn’t know why but she suddenly just felt that way. (Cupid) how could I do this again hit the wrong girl in the butt. I have already done this 5 times. I have got to fix this. (Girl) she thought he was cute and him oooooo especially him. But why did she feel like none of these guys like her back. They are all looking at her like ewww what’s her problem. O well there are a lot of other cute guys out there that are probably really cute. She just kept walking and acted like there was nothing wrong. But now she felt like something was poking her .she better go home and rest because she had felt ofely weird she went back to her house where her husband was. But the only guy that she didn’t like was her husband he just seemed really ugly and not attractive. She thought she was acting even weirder so she decided to go up and rest in her room. When she got to her room and saw cupid. He scared her so much she almost fainted. But then he said “Hi, I’m Cupid I accidently hit you in the butt with my arrow which made you like every guy you saw. So all you need to do is take the arrow out of your butt and you should start feeling better by tomorrow.” She said okay and when she pulled the arrow out of her butt she started to feel a whole lot better.
The life of a football helmet
ReplyDeleteI’m a football helmet my life is terrible. I’ll tell you all about my time at the super bowl
No no no what are you thinking, go left, no right, look out, I know he can’t hear me but what is he doing every game is like this I am on top of a sweaty smelly guy slamming into everything .does this guy want to be tackled. then boom he hits the ground head fist slamming me to the ground then before you know it you’re doing it again or your being put on a stretcher and going home witch is ok with me because that means no more playing for at least a week. But at least I’m not the helmets who have to watch all those really bad injury’s because those are real gross to watch, another bad thing is when you get on field and get lined up the trash talk is terrible I’ve tried to fall asleep before but it never works.
That was it, it was the end of time, end of the world for everyone. I was the one, the one who did it all. The genius mechanic who did it to all of us. It all started when I was working in my office on day when I was, making my life project. The dragon helper, when I came across a missing part that I needed to operate the Dagon. I looked all over my office hoping to find it I scoured the city hoping to come across the part. I came across a part of my own that I knew I had but had not seen it before. It was small but it could power a car with one click. I put it in my dragon and sat there watching it for a couple minutes. But a split second later the dragon sat up, I looked in amazement. I had just completed my life work, but something must have gone wrong, a malfunction. The dragon stood up on its Hine legs and took its giant mechanical arm and threw me agents the wall. I felt like I had broken something like an arm or a leg. The dragon flew through the celling with a loud crash and a huge hole. It was gone no one was safe now, and I couldn’t do anything about it. Three years passed now from that and they have taken over the world.
ReplyDeleteThe life of a football helmet
ReplyDeleteI’m a football helmet my life is terrible. I’ll tell you all about my time at the super bowl
No no no what are you thinking, go left, no right, look out, I know he can’t hear me but what is he doing every game is like this I am on top of a sweaty smelly guy slamming into everything .does this guy want to be tackled. then boom he hits the ground head fist slamming me to the ground then before you know it you’re doing it again or your being put on a stretcher and going home witch is ok with me because that means no more playing for at least a week. But at least I’m not the helmets who have to watch all those really bad injury’s because those are real gross to watch, another bad thing is when you get on field and get lined up the trash talk is terrible I’ve tried to fall asleep before but it never works.
The football helmet life
ReplyDeleteMmmm… Where am I? Wait, no, no, no don’t put me on your head. I said NO! Hey theirs more of me. Hey you over there can you hear me, yoo-hoo over here. WHAT?! Where am I? Hmm your new around here aren’t you. Ah yes I am, now where am I. Well you’re in the locker room and you have to protect your players head from injuries. Ok but wouldn’t that mean I would get hurt? Yeah but we’ll get repaired or get remade. Oh ok but are we the only one pro-. Come on we’re going play now! Hey dude in front of me are you new around here to? NO!!! Ok jeez. Ready, Set, Hike. Ahhhhhhh… clank, clink, clong. Ouch, I hate this. Ha you’ll get used to it kid. Hey man did we win or lose? We won. Yes!! I think that’s good right? Yeah that’s good. Ok cool. But where do we go now? In the bags and we stay in there with the other padding, cleats, gloves and jerseys. But when do we get out? When we play again it could be days, weeks, months, years or even never.
Once upon a time in an unknown land isolated from the rest of the world was a small island with a population of about 2,000 people and the people who lived there were born and raised there too. Everyone lived a wonderful life. They were not rich but somewhat poor. There was a boy named Charlie. He lived in an orphanage with about 15 other kids who were found homeless in the streets. I know it’s not much because the population in the town is not so high. But he enjoyed living there instead of the streets where he once lived. They offered him food and the kids and the workers who lived there where nice too. Charlie ha a dream and that was to create a robot-looking dragon. When I make my very own dragon, he says, it’s going to be dark purple and it’s going to be walking down the streets and then everyone will know our village that no one knows of.” Charlie wanted his town to be recognized. And since he loves dragons, he would love to build a robot dragon. But the problem was that Charlie was only five years old. So he couldn’t make a robot on his own.
ReplyDeleteLater that day, a young couple came into the orphanage to adopt a child for their own. When they first saw Charlie they loved him and wanted to take him home. The couple did all the paperwork and then brought him home into his new family home. Charlie liked his new parents and the best thing about them is that his new dad is a scientist who builds robots but has never showed it to the world. Charlie tells his dad, Nick, his dream about one day building a robot dragon. Nick would love to start a robot with his son. So a few weeks pass and then Charlie and Nick start working on their robot. Days and months pass until finally they finish their robot. Charlie decides to call him Jake. They test him out on their street outside their front yard. Jake is about nine feet tall and four yards wide. “He works great!” Charlie says. And then the dragon walks down the streets of the town just like Charlie wanted it to happen. “Thanks daddy.” Charlie says.
Cupid’s mistake
ReplyDelete“Uh-oh! I just hit someone with the wrong arrow” said cupid. ‘I just hit a couple with the bad arrow. “Now they are going to be fighting all the time.” The fighting couple he saw were already fighting, he felt bad for them. He tried to fix it because it was only getting worse. They were yelling in public, hitting each other, bumping each other into the wall, and kicking each other. Cupid went back home was looking all around for the arrows to make it better. It took over 3 hours just to check his room but still could not find anything. All he had was bad arrows because he liked for the people to be happy and non-dangerous like the one he shot that they were going crazy acting like wild animals trying to kill each other. Then right when he was going to the bathroom he found one floating in the toilet. He was surprised to see one in there but then he did know what happened, him and his cousins were playing tag. He grabbed it grabbed a rock and tried to break the window but it did not break so he opened the door then flew to the couple shot them but they were still not right they did not remember a thing and he realized they weren’t and then couple was back how they were.
I’m cupid that match maker with an arrow…if you don’t know I’m that love baby. Oh yeah that’s me. I shoot people to be in LOVE. If they are fighting I’m here to save the day. One day I saw this couple and they were having fun, but not a lot of fun so I shot the girl and I shot someone else. I said oops my bad and that’s not all it was the bad arrow that’s makes them not want to be together. And the girl I shot was a mommy and she didn’t want anything to do with them or her husband. Ok I shot her with the right arrow and she forgot everything. She didn’t know where she was. Didn’t know her kids .Didn’t know her husband. So I guess that I shot the forget arrow. Why do I have to have so many arrows and different kinds. But it was my first time my mom told me to wing it but with both wings…And not to get hurt but I don’t think I got hurt I think I hurt other people.
ReplyDeleteDark angel
ReplyDeleteIt all started when I wasn’t feeling like myself, plus that shot I missed at that person. I had never missed a shot. When it came to me I NEVER missed. I don’t know what it was but at that point I knew there was something wrong. I desisted to go to the fairy god mother to ask for a potion to help me. “Hey there”. “Oh”. Hello there cupid how are you? I’m not filling like myself, I missed a shot. Oh no this is not good at all, the last cupid we had ignored it and next… BAM! He’s dead. Hmm well I don’t want to die, so do you think you could help me? Yes I can I’m working an anti-dark serum for things like this. Good give to me. All right here it is. As cupid drank down the serum an evil spirit was among them. “Ahhh that was good”. I think it wor- ZAP. Electricity whet thru his body and cupid fell to the ground. Just after a dark cloud came out of him. Inside the cloud was anther cupid but not so good. He was dark cupid and had different things about him. He had black wings to cupids white ones and a dark cloak and instead of love arrows there where hate arrows. Got to run. Then he flew out of there. “Oww” cupid said the god mother go after him! Oh right. The chasse was on. Dark cupid was hurting everyone. “Hey”! “Oh” is you. Come here and fight! Sorry but I don’t have time to mess around. But just as he flew off cupid hit him with an arrow in the wing. “Owww” now you’re going to get it! They were even and just as dark cupid was going to lose he was hit with a hate arrow. “Good night”.