Top Secret Paper Rule : #1 don’t yell at your mom Official reason: it’s not nice and it is mean and you will get grounded Truth: is that your mom will turn in to an death human eating monster Here is a story about a kid named Death Shot. He will never ever clean his room and never do the dishes he does the rest of his thing that he does. Death mom will always yell at him for not cleaning his room or doing the dishes. While his dad won’t do anything because he knew what will happen. One day Death didn’t do anything not cleaning the other thing like wash his dog, clean down stair, and he will never ever clean his room. So when his mom and dad came home the house was a mess. Death mom yelled at him much that it sounds like a dragon raw at him that when Death had enough. He yelled at his mom back saying “you are not the boss of me.” When he said that Death’s mom turn in to an evil demonic monster that was a little ghostly. Dad ran to the door open the car a drove off. Meanwhile Death was screaming because his mother was so scary and it was like his worst nightmare. He ran to his room screaming because of his mother. He can hear chairs breaking, clocks bursting. Death was to scare to go out and fight back. What he did was grabbed his phone and called 911. “Hello”. Death Said. Death told them everything so what they said is that they are one there way. When that got there they saw the monster in the house breaking thing. They came rushing in like a cheetah. But once the monster saw them they got eaten by the monster. Death had no idea what to do. So he thought of doing something crazy He grabbed so glue and grabbed a bat. He was thinking to slay the scary evil demon monster that use to be his mother. Once when he ran down the stair…. He was grabbed by the monster and he was struggling. He couldn’t get out of it big monastery arm it’s was like a log on top of him. Well the monster was not on top of him so yeah. So when he was trying to get out the monster open its mouth and threw Death up and *Chop*! Death was still alive but was there for a long time. This is why you will never ever yell at your mother. Meanwhile Death Dad when to go out with another woman. Now the army is trying to save Death.
Top Secret paper Rule: # 16 don’t play to many video games Official Reason: Your brain will only think about video games and not school The Truth: The video games will pop out of your screen Here’s the story of a boy named Johnny. Johnny loved video games and he never stopped playing, he was even punished to no longer play video games. But it was too late the video had begun being odd and not functioning. Johnny never listened to his mother. So now he will be tortured and gone forever for not listening to his mom. All of a sudden when he was playing minecraft on his laptop and had his devil skin on, it popped out of the screen into his room. Johnny was frightened but he recognized that he wasn’t doing anything but he started throwing everything in his room destroying his bed and Johnny was just hiding behind the couch. Johnny stood up and let the devil see him but the devil was just staring at him but right when Johnny was about to yell for help the devils eyes turned red with flaming fire and Johnny started screaming. It seemed that the devil hated the noise so he snatched Johnny while he was screaming and squeezed him into his laptop until he popped in. The devil got calm and sat down and decided to play minecraft when he looked at the skin packs there was one that said the Johnny skin and he chose to pick that one and played it. After a year or so the devil didn’t like that world so he deleted it and the skin and we never saw Johnny again. That’s why should never play to much video games because sometimes they turn to life. Also make sure you always listen to your mom too. Good luck!
Parent rules # 360,000,000 don’t use the stove alone. Reason: You could Burn yourself. The Truth: One day Bob and I were hungry so we made mac and cheese we left the stove on. While we ate our mac and cheese the monster was growing and growing until He turned on The sink it stopped growing .when it got shot with water. It started to burn the house down.
The monster started to run after us it burn the house down. We kept running .While we run It barely Got Bob started to burned down the town Bob and I hid. Bob was hurt so I got some Ice. The monster found us we kept running.
We grabbed the hose and shot it with the hose. It made it smaller it was not powerful enough. I called my dad he went to the burned house. Turned the stove off. The monster disappeared It went got sucked back it to the stove. I got grounded for a year. That is why you don’t use the Stove alone.
Top Secret Paper Rule Number: 7 Official Reason: You will get in trouble, and Mrs. Bomb will be mad at you. The Truth: She will turn into a big, disgusting scary chicken monster.
A few days ago at school, A boy named Ashton was going to his last class with Mrs. Bomb. He arrived at her classroom, as people were just sitting down. He quickly took a seat, to hear what Mrs. Bomb had to say. “Today, class, you will be writing your own story. Pick anything you want to write about, Just nothing bloody.” She said. He quickly jumped up, and yelled “Why can’t we write with blood and gore? Are you too chicken to read it?” By then, the class was laughing and making chicken sounds. “Bawk, bawk!” The kids spat out.
Then suddenly, Mrs. Bomb was in his face, and they were nose to nose. She just smiled. Just a huge, wide smile. It was the creepiest smile, or thing, he had ever seen. She stood there, still in his face. She still had that scary, weird smile on her face. Yet, she wasn’t blinking either. Next, out of nowhere, she transformed into a giant, sassy chicken. “Bawk! Bawk!” She went. The sound was so loud, high pitched, and obnoxious, that he had to cover his ears. She was quickly growing feathers, and a beak. He had to admit, that it was pretty hilarious that his teacher was turning into a chicken, but it was scary at the same time.
All of a sudden, she was chasing after him. He ran and ran, as fast as his legs could carry him. She was bigger, and faster than him, and he didn’t stand a chance against a giant chicken. Her bawk was now kind of sounding like a cows moo, but you could still hear some of the chicken sounds. He ran, and hid in a desk. She was still smart, and found him rather quickly. She opened the desk, but as he turned to look up, she was back to normal. Still had that ridiculously creepy smile on her face, but back to normal. He cautiously stepped up. He stayed as far away as he could from that crazy lady. She seemed to literally keep her eyes fixed on him, the rest of the day. Which, lucky for him, was almost over. He was a bit creeped out at the thought of her just watching him the entire time. Although the day was over, the haunting chicken was not. He knows she still wants to get and scare him, especially since he’s now afraid of chickens. He never ever spoke bad to her again. So if you’re reading this, never, I repeat, never talk bad to Mrs. Bomb or a teacher of yours, as they might do all that… funnier or worse.
TOP SECRET #487 Don’t throw things OFFICAL REASON: it will hit someone or something THE TRUTH: It happened this way. A scientist was at his lab on a Sunday afternoon. He was trying to make things grow bigger. Since he wasn’t sure if it would work he tried it on a red ball on a red ball to make sure it was safe for people. When he injected the ball nothing happened. He got so mad he threw the ball into a garbage can. The can started shaking, the garbage can tipped over and the red ball flew out. He got a glimpse of the ball flying. It was no longer a ball it was now puffy, with wings and arm and legs. It was throwing things everywhere. After everything was thrown and turned into monsters like the red ball they flew away. He had an idea! He made a factory that made those flying balls when you threw them. The factory closed in 1987. But not all the balls were destroyed. That was a mistake. 25 years later. It was almost Christmas and Tommy`s grandpa wanted to get him something special. So he got him one of those red balls. He didn’t know what would happen because when he was a parent the S.P.O (secret parent organization) didn’t exist yet. Over Christmas break they went to their log cabin in Maine to celebrate the holiday. On Christmas morning when they opened presents Tommy got so excited to see what his grandpa got him he opened it right away. He was so happy when he saw the ball he got. It was just what he wanted! The old red ball. They went down to the basement to play catch. Tommy had so much fun he accidently got carried away and threw it behind the leather couch. When Tommy went to go get the ball it was shaking out of control! “Grandpa?” Tommy was so scared he hid behind his grandpa. Then all the sudden the ball flew out from behind the couch. They tried to catch it but they couldn’t. “I`ll go get my butterfly net!” Tommy ran upstairs to grab the net. When he found the net he ran down stairs as fast as he could. When he got down he was waving it everywhere. He caught the flying ball and looked at. The ball now was a little poof ball with wings and arms and legs. It also had a little face that was so cute he just had to raise it. After about a year the flying ball turned evil and threw things everywhere. Then the ball and the stuff he threw flew to New York. After about 3 days the chaos got out of control in New York. It was too much for the cops to handle they had to call the air force and army. Since they were out in Iraq it took them a week to get there. By the time they came rolling in half of the city was evacuated. The people that tried to go outside were being kidnapped. Missals and guns were being fired everywhere because the flying balls and other things were multiplying fast. After a long 7 years of battle the war ended and all the flying things are now it a sanctuary only for the government. Hope you learned your lesson kids. Don’t ever throw thing it could lead to a war. But if you do. GOOD LUCK!
TopSecretPaper Rule No.16-Don’t watch 2hrs. More TV, Well you know what they say. “Don’t watch too much TV it will ruin your eyes so don’t watch too much and it’s bad for you.” Well before you do not listen let me tell you something. Once upon a time……..WAIT THIS IS NOT A FAIRY TALE.
Well about 4 weeks ago there was this really stupid kid in his house that did not EVER I mean EVER listen to his responsible parents and the kid’s name is BillyBobJoe the are shorter ways of saying it are JoeBob or BBJ. His parents said “Don’t watch more than 2hrs. Of TV BBJ.” Of course BBJ did not listen you would know wouldn’t you yeah so he grabbed a PBJ and got a clean plate then he hopped on the couch and he grabbed the remote and switched on the television and started watching SpongeBob about 2 hours and 1 minute passed then he felt dizzy and he passed out.
Then he woke up and saw or imagined ZombieAleins he grabbed a butter knife and swung it midair and of course hit nothing then he hid in a corner as the ZA or ZombieAleins for short were like eating, destroying, cutting and much more then suddenly the sandwich glowed bright with color BBJ screamed “WHY WHY Waahhhhhhh!!!” THEN THE SANDWICH EXPLODED and everything was normal. He looked up and smiled and he thought no wonder my parents told me not to watch too much TV.
So kids don’t watch too much TV or you would not want to end up like JoeBob!
Top secret paper Rule: Don’t waste your food Rule number: 15 Official reason: You need the vegetables because they are good for you Truth: The food will come to life and eat you. This was the worst day of Erin’s life. It all started when she had to eat dinner. What did she have for dinner you say well; she had corn on the cob, French fries, broccoli and a potato. She chomped down all of her corn on the cob and her French fries. “So let’s get to the dessert!” she said in excitement. Her mom said, “Hold on a second, you need to eat your broccoli and potato.” But Erin didn’t listen; she threw away her food when her mom wasn’t looking. Later that night she was watching TV. She heard something moving in the garbage, but she just ignored it. It was the potato and broccoli that she decided not to eat. They came up to her and said “ BOOGALYWOOGALY!” She screamed in horror. They chased her outside the garage door, they trapped her. Then a dog came and ate them up, she ran back inside, scared to go to bed! That is why you should never waste your food.
Rule #11 don’t sit too close to the TV Official reason: It will hurt your eyes The truth: you will get sucked in the television My friend Emily and her dog Cookie were watching TV on her couch eating pizza before hockey. She couldn’t see what she was watching so she pulled the TV towards her and could see what she was watching. It was a show about trains. Her mom came in and said ‘’Emily you are sitting way to close to the TV’’ Emily said ‘’It’s fine it won’t do anything’’ As her mom left the room Emily kept watching TV. But on the TV she saw a black hole. AS she got closer the TV swallowed her. But for some reason stayed at home. She was passed out for a while. But when she woke up she was tied to train tracks. The train was coming and Emily was crying for help. She thought it was going to be ugly. A very tall man named Donovan came over and untied her. Dono’pickle said ‘’Are you ok’’ Emily said ‘’Yeah I’m fine but who did this to me’’. He said ‘’I don’t know’’ You could tell she was levied. When she got up she was wondering where she was. But she was too frustrated to think and wanted to get home for hockey. She asked what year it was and the Dono’pickle said ‘’1955’’Emily screamed she started walking to try to find places that would send her home. But she was walking for 10 miles and couldn’t find a place. It was getting dark so now she was looking for somewhere to stay the night. As she was walking she found this wizard shop. She ran to it hoping it was open, it was. She asked the wizard if there was any way she could get back to 2013 He said ‘’You’re in luck I have one left now all you have to do is drink it’’. She did and poof she was right back where she started. She pushed the TV back and said ‘’I can just see fine from here’’. So if you don’t want to get eaten or attached by a TV don’t sit too close.
Bad Habbits Rule: Don’t watch T.V. Less then a Hour or ELSE.. Official Reason: You become lost in a different world The Truth: You’ll soon have problems with you’re mind Once their was a little midget named Alex Riley. He was a stinky kid, who never brushed his teeth, did his homework, or go to sleep. All he liked to do was stay home at all times and watch T.V.My mom came by trying to make me sleep earlier each night, but I always sneaked and didn’t get caught. Eventually I’ll get caught but until that day comes I’m gonna keep doing the wrong thing said Alex. All he did was watch Spongebob Squarepants, Sanjay & Creig or any other cartoons. I Ryan oh you don’t know me. I’m his brother and care about him, and his Health effects. I told my mom this would mess up his mind. Later on Dad and Mom came in the living room. They called Alex. He came downstairs slowly I started talking. Ryan said me and dad also mom are finally agreeing for you to sleep early at about 7:30 and watch T.V no longer than a hour. Mom said this situation was something small NOW, YOU BECAME A T.V. MANIAC! Dad said calm down to mom he, said he’ll handle it. ARE YOU CLEAR WITH THAT ! Shouted dad. Yes said alex in a quite voice. We will take you to the therapist every weekend if this situation continues, Dad said. End of discussion said mom. Alex went upstairs and you wouldn’t believe what he was doing. Watching T.V. As when mom was going to his room to tell him to wash his laundry she caught him. She shouted, pounded, and took the T.V. and through it out of the window and she took me to and threw me out. THE END! Want advice? Don’t watch to much T.V. or you’ll end up the same as Alex. Don’t believe me? Call 1-800 Chicken wings I repeat 1-800 Chicken Wings
Top secret paper Rule: don’t eat junk food Rule number: 1 Official reason: your parents always say don’t eat junk food because it makes you fat and feel icky during the day, BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH! The truth: one very cold winter evening I was craving junk food! So I asked my mom if I could go to mc Donald’s, knowing she would say no. so I asked her she said…NO.SHOCKER! So then I asked my dad thinking he would probably say no to. But he said yes!!!! I was EXSTATIC jumping up and down! He said ‘only this one time Maia’ I said ‘one times better than nothing’. My dad and I were on our way to mc Donald’s. We finally got there after a 10 minute drive. I ordered a X large juicy, fat burger. We had to wait until we got home to eat it. I could smell it in the car. My mouth was watering. Then we got home and eat! That first bite was AMAZING! All this sudden I felt…mushy kind of warm, fat, juicy. I realized… I was A BURGER! I was shacked! All this sudden I was falling on my kitchen floor from my kitchen table! Then my dog bella eat me! I was in bellas stomach! And I saw things I probably shouldn’t have seen. Anyways 15 min. later my dog pooped me out in to my front lawn! About 2 days later I disinagrated. And I was no longer there. So this is why you should never eat junk food. You can possibly turn in to your food and your dog might eat you and eventually you might well… disinagrate
Rule: Don’t cut you own hair Official Reason: It might hurt you The Truth: If kids cut their own hair, their hair will get longer and longer and mini jungle will live there
There was a girl name Kim she was thinking of cutting her own hair. So she went downstairs to ask her mom, but her mom said “No, because it will make your hair ugly or you might get hurt”. But Kim didn’t listen, so she went to her bathroom and start getting stuff for her hair, when she’s done getting all of the stuff, then she started to cut. At first, she was scared a little bit, because it was her first time. But Kim’s really want to cut her hair and prove that her mom was wrong.
After Kim was done cutting her hair, her mom called out to go to dinner. So Kim quickly went to her room and goes found something to cover her new haircut. And she goes downstairs (with her hat on) and went to eat dinner. After Kim’s done eating her meat loaf, she went to her room to get ready for bed.
When Kim’s done getting ready for bed, she took her hat off, then she saw that her hair stared to get longer but she didn’t care. So Kim went to sleep, while Kim was asleep her hair started to get longer and longer, there’s a mini animals. When Kim wakes up, screaming, her mom came upstairs and opened the door, and then she screamed too, Kim was really scared. Kim’s mom tried to cut her long hair but it kept on getting longer and longer and longer. Kim had only one choice, to shave her hair. So she did, her hair didn’t look bad at all, but she have to wear a wig to school every day. Her hair will not get longer because her hair is too short for the mini jungle animals to live there and make it long again.
So that’s why your parents really don’t want you to cut your own hair.
Top Secret Paper Rule#33:Don’t sit too close to the TV Official Reason: It hurts your eyes The truth: It will pull you into the TV Once there was a girl named Sofia and every day after school she would come home and turn the TV on and sit as close as possible to the TV .Sofia’s mom said that she shouldn’t sit really close to the TV because it hurts your eyes and I said so what. So I sat close to the TV for the next week and one day I had the remote in my hands and all of a sudden I got pulled into the TV. The next thing I knew I was in the set of ICarly. I thought it was all a dream but I was wrong it was real…… So I decided to look around and while I was looking around I saw a poster that said that there was a big party and everyone so I thought I might as well have fun while I am here because you never know how long I am going to be here so I decided to go to the party. I opened the door and I saw everyone was there like Sam, Carly, Freddy, Stan, Avery, Victorious, Cat, and Beck, Sponge bob, Patrick, Squidward and sandy. Everyone was having a good time because there was ice cream, karaoke and Games. I was there for Hours talking to everyone and telling them how big of a fan I am. Then all of a sudden there was pounding at the door and jade was really, really mad because someone said something really hurtful to her. For some reason she carries a Knife, scissors and a hammer which is really weird. So she stated to fling the items in the air and almost took off Carly’s head with the hammer and almost took Stan’s tail and almost took off Patrick’s pants with the knife. When she went to get her items she pushed and shoved everyone but when she got to Sofia she punched her as hard as she could and she flew pass the world barrier and the TV barrier then the next thing she knew she in her living room and her mom asked where you and I were said here. And that’s why you never sit really close to the TV.
Secret knowledge of grown ups Rule# 12 do not cut your own hair Official reason: it won’t look good Once there was a kid named Jim he was in sixth grade. Once he decided to cut his own hair. So he graded a scissors and started at the end it turned out well. Then his mom came up and said it is time for school. So he went down stairs and grabbed a pop tart and headed out to the bus. That is when it all started going down hill. When he got to school his first hour was choir. We started singing when I saw everyone laughing and pointing at me. That’s when I realized what was happening my hair was growing so fast. I went up to my choir teacher and said can I go to the nurse. By the time I made it to the nurse my hair was down to my hips. When I got there she got out a scissors but that did not really help it just got stuck in my hair. So the nurse called my dad to come get me. So my dad called the fire department. They tried to use an axe but that just made it grow back quicker. So the last resource which should have been the first resource was to go to the hair solon. We drove as fast as we possibly could but my hair was growing back SO AGGRESIVLY THAT IT OCCUPYED THE WHOLE BED OF MY DADS TRUCK. AS SOON AS WE GOT THERE five hair solon people came out with scissors And within five hours not including breaks. The hair people had it cut really nice and clean. Then we waited an hour to see if it would grow back and it didn’t. I was so happy that I didn’t have to carry around all that hair anymore. And that is why you should never cut your hair. Always let a perffetional cut it.
Rule #12: “Always Eat Your Food” Official reason: Lots of people don’t have food to eat The Real Reason: The food that you throw away comes back and tries to kill you
I’m full mom. No bobby you’re eating your pizza.NO! So Bobby throw his pizza away. “Bobby” said Bobby’s mom. “What ya ganna do about it mom. Ha ha. What he didn’t know is that food is alive. The food that gets thrown away comes to life and duplicates. Amazing ha. So the pizza that he throw away ran into the woods and duplicated. Now there’s 500 slices of pizza some big some small. Bobby went to school the next day with a sick feeling in his stomach. That night he woke up a little and saw a little pizza staring at him the pizza screamed and ran away tinkling as it ran into the woods. The tinkle was pizza sauce so when Bobby’s mom woke up she screamed. So Bobby followed the sauce into the woods and found where the camp fire was. He heard the Head Pizza say “Tonight we feist in a couple days we attack”. Bobby was so scared that he ran inside and grabbed lots of 2 by 4s and drilled them on all of his doors. When Bobby came back his mom said “you’re in big trouble Bobby big trouble”. He got in so much trouble.
2 weeks later he was in bed thinking about what the pizzas were going to do to him. While he was thinking a group of pizzas came through his window. Another group came in with guns. And another with armor and mini knifes! Then the pizzas with guns started shooting pepperoni at him the ones with mini knifes started cutting him. And when he started to get up the leader jumped on top of him and said “were going to throw you in the trash”. The leader stabbed him right in the neck blood got every were then he died.
Hour 7 Junk food Rule- number: 5.dont eat a lot of candy Official reason: They’ll give you cavitities The they’ll actually make your teeth shiny and perfect One day Keily and Karen were having a sleep over they were watch movies and eating junk food but, Karen mom said not to eat to much candies , they didn’t really care they kept eating candy. Karen and Keily eating and leaving candy and wrappers on the floor ,then they went to sleep. Since they lived in Florida it was really hot outside , So Keily opened window and the light shined inside the room and everything came alive.
When they were sleeping they heard a crack and different noises they ran into the closet then they ran out candies grabbed them, they eat them they felt they felt haunted , nervous , creepy , weird . they escaped though . We were worried that they were eating them. They we’re so evil and sticky. Some of the candy we’re twisted all around. They also spun and flew all around the place. So they tried running home.
Next, Keily and Karen ran into a cage and locked up all their candies, and never saw the candies again, because they ate them all for about a year and they went there every night. -The End
Top Secret Paper Rule #16: Finish all your food Official reason: you’ll grow strong, tall, and healthy The truth: you’ll get eaten Once there was a girl named Emma. She never finished eating her food. She would only eat half so her parents decided to give her less food but then she would ask for more food and then waste that. Her parents tried everything to get her to finish her food but she wouldn’t. One night after dinner, Emma put her left over food in the sink, she was about to leave the kitchen when she heard noises she turned around and saw… That her food had come to life. The food started chasing her, her cat, and her dog. Her pets and her ran and ran. Emma tried to hide behind the couch but the food found her so she had to run again. She was so tired that she ran up to her room and locked the door. She thought it would hold the food off but it didn’t the food opened the door and started chasing Emma again, she was soooo tired from running that she stopped to take break. She was about to run again when the food got a hold of her she tried to get out of the foods grip but she couldn’t . She started to scream but no one could hear her , she was about to scream again when the food ate her. The next day Emma’s parent kept calling her name but she wouldn’t answer them, so they went upstairs to Emma’s room and saw her lying dead on the floor. Emma’s parents were so sad that they didn’t notice the living food. Then they saw it, they were about to scream when the food started chasing them. They ran and ran but they also so got to tired so they stopped for a break but the food caught up to Emma’s parents and ate them. So you should always finish your food unless you want to get eaten.
The secret knowledge of grown-ups Rule number: 69 You know people always say don’t make fun of the dead their reason is because it’s rude, But the real reason is if you make fun of them they’ll make fun of you. It was Halloween Jacob and a couple of friends Billy and Anthony decided to go to the grave yard and make fun of the dead people then they came across a big golden tombstone and it said “THE KING OF POP” all in upper case letters. Of course 3 boys on Halloween are all coco from the candy they eat so they decided to sing a song by “THE KING OF POP” and they sang it in a so horrible tone that even the dead people were trying be dead again and said “that’s what you sound like. When Antony and Billy woke up the next morning they could feel something was not right but the brushed it off like it was nothing, but when they got to school they found out that they were” THE KING OF POP” so every person in the school said aren’t you dead but they couldn’t be sure if they were talking to the king of pop because it sounded like Billy and Anthony so the teachers said to the takeoff this costume it’s not Halloween anymore then they broke out singing and the teachers said ok this is enough your suspended go see the principle. Jacob on the other hand had nothing happen to him until when he got home when he went to go look in the mirror to see how beautiful he looked and he looked more beautiful than usual then he finally noticed that he was a girl so he went to bed to try to sleep it off but that didn’t work so he had to go to school looking like a girl. Then the next day after school they went to the library and looked how to calm a spirit and the answer was well they didn’t get a straight answer so they tried to a little calming down a spirit by themselves by spreading sage around the places they have been it took a couple of days but it worked and they were never embarrassed except the time there mom showed the baby pictures of them to their girlfriends. And that is why you never make fun of the dead
Top Secret Paper Rule #5: Don’t jump on your bed Official Reason: You will break the bed The truth: It will turn into a giant monster eating bed!
If you don’t believe me hear is a story about a kid name Sam, who jumps on his bed and his bed A turn into a giant monster and Sam has to try to save human kind. When Sam got home from school he Told his mom that he was going up to his room to do homework. His mom said ok but only homework ok. Mom said. Yes only homework. So I went upstairs I was bored after a second. So I started to jump on my bed and it broke. Mom came up stairs to see what was wrong. She said are you ok? Yes I said. So see went down stairs.
Then my bed came alive! It ran outside and it started to eat people I was so scared. I could see the people in his smoack because that was where the hole was. I ran to see what was going on. I had to run home to see how to stop the monster. It said to stop the monster to give it a bottle of sprit. So I went to the store and I bought a bottle. So I ran as fast as I could.
I through ten bottles of sprit and after the bed EXPLOED into many little paces. I was so happy. I could never see another bed again. So kids when your mom or dad says ‘’don’t jump on the bed.’’ Or you will end up like Sam!
Rule #900 The secret knowledge of Grown-Ups Don’t play computer too much. It rots your brain. If You play the computer too much. The truth is you’ll become smarter In Minecraft. Once there was a teenager named Alex. He was playing on the computer with his friend Thanh. We were practicing for the youtuber event on Alex’s server (of course) me and Thanh fought to destroy everyone in the Hunger Games. It was only Thanh and Alex left in the game! We both ran in opposite directions to fight to the death. I found this really big house so I went inside to check it out. I found out it was a parkour to get a Diamond sword. This was a big risk but that was apart of the game so I tried it out. I was 1 jump away from getting that sword when I got hit by an arrow!!!! And also fell in LAVA!!! My advice to kids games are supposed to be fun so don’t get mad like I did You’re going to need it!
Rule# 327: Don’t play on the computer too long. Reason: Your eyes will hurt and you will have a bad headache. The Truth: The computer will come to life and hunt you down for life.
One day there was a boy named Brendan who mostly stayed in his room. One day when Brendan was playing video games on his bed when he heard someone knock on his door. It was his mom she came in with a old broken computer she said “this computer is junk” and left slamming the door. Brendan turned off the game he was playing and took the computer out of the box. The computer looked cool though Brendan. It took Brendan the rest of the day to fix and setup the computer. Brendan downloaded some new and sweat video games.
Brendan fell into a deep sleep soon after with the computer in his dreams.Just before Brendan woke up in his dream the computer came to life and hunted him down. He woke up feeling like he just got strangled. He found a note written by his mom on his table. It said “Brendan I will be gone all day please call school to tell the principal you won’t be going to school. Brendan called school and told he wouldn't be at school today.
Brendan went down to the kitchen and grabbed lot’s of snacks to put in his secret fridge. When Brendan got back to his room he opened the window with the shad still down and got soaked with rain. He said “I knew I should've checked the weather first”. Brendan changed into new clothes and ate some snacks. Then Brendan played on his computer for 6 hours. He played on every game. When Brendan was going to downloaded a new video game his computer came to life which scared him so much he went! The computer hunts Brendan to this day today. So there you have it kids so don’t play on a computer too long or you will be hunted down by your computer too!
kIDDNAPPING You shouldn’t sit to close to the TV. Rule#76; Official reason don’t sit too close to the TV. The truth Finally my favorite movie is coming on dvd at target me and my mom are going to get it my Jake. Finally after a two hour wait I got it. Me and my mom get home I run to the TV and put it in. I pull up a chair really close and my mom said I have to back up but I don’t listen to her. When I’m about 5 minutes in to the movie I get sucked in to it. At first I have no idea who I am and all the sudden a person comes on a speaker and said you have two hours to find the key and it starts now. Then I started thinking this ping sounds like Kidnapping. All there is, is a desk and other than that its just a big empty metal room. Hey wait this really sounds like kidnapping it is it how is this possible. I think how he gets out it’s in the second one it doesn’t come out until December. I look in the desk all there is, is a watch that says 1 hour on it I only have one hour. There’s no key in here so I just hit the ceiling and it pops out. I climb up it and I look around its way to dark to see anything. Then I walk around up ther and step on something it feels like a key. It is i run back go back down there and start yelling I found it. A guy comes out and says you have completed my trap goodbye. I shot back in to the living room but before I left I saw the timer it said 1 minute. That’s the reason why
Top Secret Paper Don’t tip your chair #5 The Truth: The truth is that if you tip your chair, you will fall into another dimension and not be able to get back to where you tipped your chair, and you will get attacked by man-eating homework. If you don’t believe me, read this. Once there was a kid named Mark. He was in sixth grade, fourth period. It was eleven o’clock, and his teacher was talking in front of the class. He thought what the teacher was saying was boring, so he decided to tip his chair a little bit. But when he tipped his chair, it went all the way back and straight through the floor! Then it flipped up in a different dimension! He was in an extremely dark place; it seemed endless. He tried to tip his chair again to get back to his school, but it didn’t work. He just fell over in his chair. He looked behind him and saw a little white dot in the distance. It looked like a person, but Mark wasn’t sure. He was sure of one thing… it was getting closer! He looked to his right and saw another white dot. He looked to his ,left and behind him there were two more white dots! They were all getting closer and closer, until he could make out some of their features. They had horizontal stripes of blue color, and one vertical stripe of red, and they were rectangular. They were homework monsters, he looked for a way out, but he was trapped, and the homework monsters were getting closer and closer. Mark started to swing his chair to defend himself, but then he saw something on the ground it was small at first then it got bigger and bigger until Mark could see his classroom through it. He jumped through it right when the homework monsters reached him. Once he got back to the school he decided to never tip his chair again. That is why you should never tip your chair!
Rule: Don’t ask Mrs. Thumb for candy Official Reason: She will get mad and give you F’s The truth: Mrs. Thumb will turn in to a witch
Why hello there. I’m Pickle O’Potato . I’m a P.W.W.F.A.L. Which stands for Person Who Writes Facts About Life. This is in fact NOT I repeat is not a fact! It is a rule. Rule #15 of the top secret book of secret stuff. So here it is. Rule #15 Don’t ask Mrs. Thumb for candy. Why you ask? This is why my friends, this is why. One of my dearest friends Autumn started school on the first day a September. She was scared about her teacher Mrs. Thumb . Who’s Mrs. Thom you ask she is the new 4th grade teacher. Autumn didn’t know what Mrs. Thom was like. Was she nice, scary, or even just really OLD!!!!!!!!!! But autumn walked in the room, and there she was, Mrs. Thom. The rest of the day Autumn had so much fun. She laughed, and played and had the best time. At the end of the day when everyone was gone, Autumn asked Mrs. Thumb for a Jolly rancher. What a big mistake. Mrs. Thumb looked at her, and screamed. “No candy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” as she screamed some more all the jars of candy exploded!!!! One of the pieces of candy jumped one Autumn’s face. Mrs. Thumb laughed: “ That’s enough Mr. Candybottom. Let Bob finish” Then a narwhal with wings came right out of the floor. It grabbed Autumn and they flew for days. When the narwhal finally fell, so did Autumn. What happened to Autumn? And the narwhal? And Mrs. Thumb? The world may never know. But you know this: Never EVER NEVER ask Mrs. Thumb (if you ever see her again) for candy.
Top secret paper Rule #12 Don’t waste your food The truth is that you be hungry Look if you know something is that your parents give you rules and this is one of them. Don’t waste your food. This is my story. Once there was a kid named Kareem. He was having a midnight snack. It was his favorite snack chicken wings. He ate ten of them. Then he said to himself ‘’I should stop”. Then he went to bed .Kareem heard a sound it said we’re yummy repeatedly. The chicken wings moved and moved. They stood up and planed to get revenge so they did. They tried to carry Kareem and they did. They stood up on a cliff. The chicken wing master said that ‘’today my brothers we are getting revenge because he didn’t eat us so they were going to throw Kareem of the cliff. Suddenly Kareem he stood up and the chicken wings thought that he was wake but he was not. Kareem was sleep walking and smiling and ate all the chicken wings. And all the chicken wings were all happy also Kareem. After that he went home. Kareem woke up in the morning. Kareem smelled his breath and it smelled like chicken wings. He took a shower and dressed up and brushed his teeth. He reached the bus and got to school. He’s best friend Juan. They talked about his crazy dream and he. Decided to call his self chicken wings and Juan said at it is awesome. So kids remember is story you decided.
10-10-13 Top secret File Rule#182 don’t draw on walls The reason is you will have to wash the walls The Real reason is the drawing will come alive, and attack you. Once upon a time there was a boy named Billy he was very very careless he didn’t care what his mom or dad said. They always told him not to draw on walls or he will have to wash the walls. But he still drew on the walls and he didn’t wash the walls.One dark spooky night billy was alone in his old drawn up room sleeping until he heard a sound it was the drawings on the walls they were coming alive. They started attacking him. The gun he drawed were shooting him. he grabbed a gun and shot all of the drawings. They all died .Now he never draws on walls and always listens to his parents.so never draw on walls unless you want to die.
Rule#64:Don’t suck your thumb Official reason: It will mess up your teeth The truth: it will fall off and try to take over the world Once there was a boy named Mathew. he would always suck his thumb. His family hated it. They would always try to put something on it(glue, hot sauce). But one night while he was sleeping his thumb came to life it was so mad that it kept going in Mathews mouth. The thumb fell right off and ate griffin (his dog). He also has a cat but I guess he doesn’t like the taste of cats. When Mathew woke up he didn’t realize his thumb was gone….what a crazy kid who would not know if there thumb is gone. Like I was saying he went down to breakfast and opened a cabinet ands noticed his thumb was gone he screamed. His mom came down to see what happened he said his thumb got bit off his mom didn’t care she thought someone stole her jewelry…wow what a careless mom. Then after that he noticed all the food was gone it was like he was moving and all there food was gone and token with them. He thought his dad was really really hungry and ate all of the food. Then he called down Griffin to eat breakfast (dog food). He thought griffin was sleeping so 5 minutes later he walked to school .so he got to school and there was a sign saying closed for today. He was thinking why school would be closed. He was almost home and heard a bunch of screaming he was wondering what was going on. Well it turns out it was a huge big slimy wrinkly thumb. U might be wondering how did it get bigger ,well first of all he ate all Mathews food and when a thumb eats any kind of food it gets bigger. Then he thought that’s my thumb…he ate griffin, he ran home and told his parents they knew already. Next thing he knows the thumb was running over everybody’s house I ran out of the house with my cat but but my family and house got eaten. He ate so much he was almost the size of the moon he was just sitting there trying to roll but he couldn’t because he’s not a circle and it’s hard to roll so my cat ran up to him poked him and boom!! My thumb exploded there was huge food coming out I mean big like a table everybody landed on a huge cake there was cereal, pizza cake, ice-cream, chicken wings, and all the food you can think of nobody got hurt I found my dog and congratulated my cat Chester for blowing up my thumb because Mathew would’ve never went up and poked my thumb. And that’s why you never suck your thumb it will try to get revenge.
Top secret paper Rule: don’t eat junk food Rule number: 1 Official reason: your parents always say don’t eat junk food because it makes you fat and feel icky during the day, BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH! The truth: one very cold winter evening I was craving junk food! So I asked my mom if I could go to mc Donald’s… knowing she would say no. so I asked her she said…NO. SHOCKER! So then I asked my dad thinking he would probably say no to. But he said yes!!!! I was EXSTATIC jumping up and down! He said ‘only this one time Maia’ I said ‘one times better than nothing’. My dad and I were on our way to mc Donald’s. We finally got there after a 10 minute drive. I ordered an X large juicy, fat burger. We had to wait until we got home to eat it. I could smell it in the car. My mouth was watering. Then we got home and eat! That first bite was AMAZING! All this sudden I felt… mushy kind of warm, fat, juicy, chunckey, it was very dark and I felt … small. I realized… I was A BURGER! I was shocked! All this sudden I was falling on my kitchen floor from my kitchen table! Then my dog Bella eat me! I was in Bella’s stomach! And I saw things I probably shouldn’t have seen. Anyways 15 min. later my dog pooped me out in to my front lawn! About 2 days later I disinagrated. And I was no longer there. So this is why you should never eat junk food. You can possibly turn in to your food and your dog might eat you and eventually you might well… disinagrate.
Bad Habbits Rule: Don’t watch T.V. Less then a Hour or ELSE.. Official Reason: You become lost in a different world The Truth: You’ll soon have problems with you’re mind Once their was a little midget named Alex Riley. He was a stinky kid, who never brushed his teeth, did his homework, or go to sleep. All he liked to do was stay home at all times and watch T.V.My mom came by trying to make me sleep earlier each night, but I always sneaked and didn’t get caught. Eventually I’ll get caught but until that day comes I’m gonna keep doing the wrong thing said Alex. All he did was watch Spongebob Squarepants, Sanjay & Creig or any other cartoons. I Ryan oh you don’t know me. I’m his brother and care about him, and his Health effects. I told my mom this would mess up his mind. Later on Dad and Mom came in the living room. They called Alex. He came downstairs slowly I started talking. Ryan said me and dad also mom are finally agreeing for you to sleep early at about 7:30 and watch T.V no longer than a hour. Mom said this situation was something small NOW, YOU BECAME A T.V. MANIAC! Dad said calm down to mom he, said he’ll handle it. ARE YOU CLEAR WITH THAT ! Shouted dad. Yes said alex in a quite voice. We will take you to the therapist every weekend if this situation continues, Dad said. End of discussion said mom. Alex went upstairs and you wouldn’t believe what he was doing. Watching T.V. As when mom was going to his room to tell him to wash his laundry she caught him. She shouted, pounded, and took the T.V. and through it out of the window. She told dad to get the phone and looked at her journal where she kept all of here phone listings. She called to Dr. Juan. She scheduled an appointment next week for Alex. NEXT WEEK LATER.. Alex! Are you ready yelled mom as she grabbed the car keys. Just a second Alex said. 15 MINUTES LATER.. So, Alex now do you understand why To much T.V. is bad for you? Yes said Alex. Repeat what I said asked Dr. Juan No more T.V. more than a hour. Brush my teeth, take showers, and sleep early. Good Job said Dr. Juan I taught you well. ONE MONTH LATER.. Bye Mom I’m going to school! Mom gave Alex a little kiss on the head and said “Have a fun day at school”! THE END!
The Truth: The things that you threw will come to life and throw you back
Once their was a little boy that wanted everything perfect his name was Alex. He would whine, and cry if he didn’t get what he wanted. Alex never wanted his food to be touching each other, He always wants the new toys and if he never gets what he wants he will always cry and run to his room and slam the door really loud! Then Alex will start picking up all his toys and throw them all outside of his room.
One week later all those toys woke up really grumpy and mad. They were planning to throw Alex on the ground like he did to them. Alex was brushing his teeth in the bathroom, until suddenly he heard whispering and footsteps down the hallway. He was really frightened that he felt a little shiver on his spine. He didn’t know what to do, and there was this little feeling inside of him that he was to scared to move. So Alex just stayed there like a rock, but then he had the guts to go run to his mom’s room. Alex counts down to 3 really fast and makes it to his mom’s room. He found an envelope under his mom’s bed.
My mom’s a SPY! Said Alex. I have to read it it’s probably a mission for me said Alex. It says rule number 10 don’t throw things Aw this is just stupid rules of what not to do. Well I have nothing else to do so I might aswell just read it by the way its really short lets see it says Rule: Don’t throw things Offical Reson: because it is mean and rude The Truth:the things you threw will come to life and throw you back. the way to stop it:say soory to them and mean it then give them a huge hug and that is what he did
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ReplyDeleteRule : #1 don’t yell at your mom
Official reason: it’s not nice and it is mean and you will get grounded
Truth: is that your mom will turn in to an death human eating monster
Here is a story about a kid named Death Shot. He will never ever clean his room and never do the dishes he does the rest of his thing that he does. Death mom will always yell at him for not cleaning his room or doing the dishes. While his dad won’t do anything because he knew what will happen. One day Death didn’t do anything not cleaning the other thing like wash his dog, clean down stair, and he will never ever clean his room. So when his mom and dad came home the house was a mess. Death mom yelled at him much that it sounds like a dragon raw at him that when Death had enough. He yelled at his mom back saying “you are not the boss of me.”
When he said that Death’s mom turn in to an evil demonic monster that was a little ghostly. Dad ran to the door open the car a drove off. Meanwhile Death was screaming because his mother was so scary and it was like his worst nightmare. He ran to his room screaming because of his mother. He can hear chairs breaking, clocks bursting. Death was to scare to go out and fight back. What he did was grabbed his phone and called 911. “Hello”. Death Said. Death told them everything so what they said is that they are one there way. When that got there they saw the monster in the house breaking thing. They came rushing in like a cheetah. But once the monster saw them they got eaten by the monster. Death had no idea what to do. So he thought of doing something crazy
He grabbed so glue and grabbed a bat. He was thinking to slay the scary evil demon monster that use to be his mother. Once when he ran down the stair…. He was grabbed by the monster and he was struggling. He couldn’t get out of it big monastery arm it’s was like a log on top of him. Well the monster was not on top of him so yeah. So when he was trying to get out the monster open its mouth and threw Death up and *Chop*! Death was still alive but was there for a long time. This is why you will never ever yell at your mother. Meanwhile Death Dad when to go out with another woman. Now the army is trying to save Death.
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ReplyDeleteRule: # 16 don’t play to many video games
Official Reason: Your brain will only think about video games and not school
The Truth: The video games will pop out of your screen
Here’s the story of a boy named Johnny. Johnny loved video games and he never stopped playing, he was even punished to no longer play video games. But it was too late the video had begun being odd and not functioning. Johnny never listened to his mother. So now he will be tortured and gone forever for not listening to his mom.
All of a sudden when he was playing minecraft on his laptop and had his devil skin on, it popped out of the screen into his room. Johnny was frightened but he recognized that he wasn’t doing anything but he started throwing everything in his room destroying his bed and Johnny was just hiding behind the couch. Johnny stood up and let the devil see him but the devil was just staring at him but right when Johnny was about to yell for help the devils eyes turned red with flaming fire and Johnny started screaming.
It seemed that the devil hated the noise so he snatched Johnny while he was screaming and squeezed him into his laptop until he popped in. The devil got calm and sat down and decided to play minecraft when he looked at the skin packs there was one that said the Johnny skin and he chose to pick that one and played it. After a year or so the devil didn’t like that world so he deleted it and the skin and we never saw Johnny again.
That’s why should never play to much video games because sometimes they turn to life. Also make sure you always listen to your mom too. Good luck!
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ReplyDeleteParent rules # 360,000,000 don’t use the stove alone.
Reason: You could Burn yourself.
The Truth: One day Bob and I were hungry so we made mac and cheese we left the stove on.
While we ate our mac and cheese the monster was growing and growing until He turned on
The sink it stopped growing .when it got shot with water. It started to burn the house down.
The monster started to run after us it burn the house down. We kept running .While we run
It barely Got Bob started to burned down the town Bob and I hid. Bob was hurt so I got some
Ice. The monster found us we kept running.
We grabbed the hose and shot it with the hose. It made it smaller it was not powerful enough.
I called my dad he went to the burned house. Turned the stove off. The monster disappeared
It went got sucked back it to the stove. I got grounded for a year. That is why you don’t use the
Stove alone.
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ReplyDeleteRule Number: 7
Official Reason: You will get in trouble, and Mrs. Bomb will be mad at you.
The Truth: She will turn into a big, disgusting scary chicken monster.
A few days ago at school, A boy named Ashton was going to his last class with Mrs. Bomb. He arrived at her classroom, as people were just sitting down. He quickly took a seat, to hear what Mrs. Bomb had to say. “Today, class, you will be writing your own story. Pick anything you want to write about, Just nothing bloody.” She said. He quickly jumped up, and yelled “Why can’t we write with blood and gore? Are you too chicken to read it?” By then, the class was laughing and making chicken sounds. “Bawk, bawk!” The kids spat out.
Then suddenly, Mrs. Bomb was in his face, and they were nose to nose. She just smiled. Just a huge, wide smile. It was the creepiest smile, or thing, he had ever seen. She stood there, still in his face. She still had that scary, weird smile on her face. Yet, she wasn’t blinking either. Next, out of nowhere, she transformed into a giant, sassy chicken. “Bawk! Bawk!” She went. The sound was so loud, high pitched, and obnoxious, that he had to cover his ears. She was quickly growing feathers, and a beak. He had to admit, that it was pretty hilarious that his teacher was turning into a chicken, but it was scary at the same time.
All of a sudden, she was chasing after him. He ran and ran, as fast as his legs could carry him. She was bigger, and faster than him, and he didn’t stand a chance against a giant chicken. Her bawk was now kind of sounding like a cows moo, but you could still hear some of the chicken sounds. He ran, and hid in a desk. She was still smart, and found him rather quickly. She opened the desk, but as he turned to look up, she was back to normal. Still had that ridiculously creepy smile on her face, but back to normal. He cautiously stepped up. He stayed as far away as he could from that crazy lady. She seemed to literally keep her eyes fixed on him, the rest of the day. Which, lucky for him, was almost over. He was a bit creeped out at the thought of her just watching him the entire time. Although the day was over, the haunting chicken was not. He knows she still wants to get and scare him, especially since he’s now afraid of chickens. He never ever spoke bad to her again. So if you’re reading this, never, I repeat, never talk bad to Mrs. Bomb or a teacher of yours, as they might do all that… funnier or worse.
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ReplyDelete#487 Don’t throw things
OFFICAL REASON: it will hit someone or something
THE TRUTH:
It happened this way. A scientist was at his lab on a Sunday afternoon. He was trying to make things grow bigger. Since he wasn’t sure if it would work he tried it on a red ball on a red ball to make sure it was safe for people. When he injected the ball nothing happened. He got so mad he threw the ball into a garbage can. The can started shaking, the garbage can tipped over and the red ball flew out. He got a glimpse of the ball flying. It was no longer a ball it was now puffy, with wings and arm and legs. It was throwing things everywhere. After everything was thrown and turned into monsters like the red ball they flew away. He had an idea! He made a factory that made those flying balls when you threw them. The factory closed in 1987. But not all the balls were destroyed. That was a mistake.
25 years later. It was almost Christmas and Tommy`s grandpa wanted to get him something special. So he got him one of those red balls. He didn’t know what would happen because when he was a parent the S.P.O (secret parent organization) didn’t exist yet. Over Christmas break they went to their log cabin in Maine to celebrate the holiday. On Christmas morning when they opened presents Tommy got so excited to see what his grandpa got him he opened it right away. He was so happy when he saw the ball he got. It was just what he wanted! The old red ball. They went down to the basement to play catch. Tommy had so much fun he accidently got carried away and threw it behind the leather couch. When Tommy went to go get the ball it was shaking out of control! “Grandpa?” Tommy was so scared he hid behind his grandpa. Then all the sudden the ball flew out from behind the couch. They tried to catch it but they couldn’t. “I`ll go get my butterfly net!” Tommy ran upstairs to grab the net. When he found the net he ran down stairs as fast as he could. When he got down he was waving it everywhere. He caught the flying ball and looked at. The ball now was a little poof ball with wings and arms and legs. It also had a little face that was so cute he just had to raise it. After about a year the flying ball turned evil and threw things everywhere. Then the ball and the stuff he threw flew to New York.
After about 3 days the chaos got out of control in New York. It was too much for the cops to handle they had to call the air force and army. Since they were out in Iraq it took them a week to get there. By the time they came rolling in half of the city was evacuated. The people that tried to go outside were being kidnapped. Missals and guns were being fired everywhere because the flying balls and other things were multiplying fast. After a long 7 years of battle the war ended and all the flying things are now it a sanctuary only for the government.
Hope you learned your lesson kids. Don’t ever throw thing it could lead to a war. But if you do. GOOD LUCK!
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ReplyDeleteRule No.16-Don’t watch 2hrs. More TV, Well you know what they say. “Don’t watch too much TV it will ruin your eyes so don’t watch too much and it’s bad for you.” Well before you do not listen let me tell you something. Once upon a time……..WAIT THIS IS NOT A FAIRY TALE.
Well about 4 weeks ago there was this really stupid kid in his house that did not EVER I mean EVER listen to his responsible parents and the kid’s name is BillyBobJoe the are shorter ways of saying it are JoeBob or BBJ. His parents said “Don’t watch more than 2hrs. Of TV BBJ.” Of course BBJ did not listen you would know wouldn’t you yeah so he grabbed a PBJ and got a clean plate then he hopped on the couch and he grabbed the remote and switched on the television and started watching SpongeBob about 2 hours and 1 minute passed then he felt dizzy and he passed out.
Then he woke up and saw or imagined ZombieAleins he grabbed a butter knife and swung it midair and of course hit nothing then he hid in a corner as the ZA or ZombieAleins for short were like eating, destroying, cutting and much more then suddenly the sandwich glowed bright with color BBJ screamed “WHY WHY Waahhhhhhh!!!” THEN THE SANDWICH EXPLODED and everything was normal. He looked up and smiled and he thought no wonder my parents told me not to watch too much TV.
So kids don’t watch too much TV or you would not want to end up like JoeBob!
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ReplyDeleteRule: Don’t waste your food
Rule number: 15
Official reason: You need the vegetables because they are good for you
Truth: The food will come to life and eat you. This was the worst day of Erin’s life. It all started when she had to eat dinner. What did she have for dinner you say well; she had corn on the cob, French fries, broccoli and a potato. She chomped down all of her corn on the cob and her French fries. “So let’s get to the dessert!” she said in excitement. Her mom said, “Hold on a second, you need to eat your broccoli and potato.” But Erin didn’t listen; she threw away her food when her mom wasn’t looking. Later that night she was watching TV. She heard something moving in the garbage, but she just ignored it. It was the potato and broccoli that she decided not to eat. They came up to her and said “ BOOGALYWOOGALY!” She screamed in horror. They chased her outside the garage door, they trapped her. Then a dog came and ate them up, she ran back inside, scared to go to bed! That is why you should never waste your food.
Rule #11 don’t sit too close to the TV
ReplyDeleteOfficial reason: It will hurt your eyes
The truth: you will get sucked in the television
My friend Emily and her dog Cookie were watching TV on her couch eating pizza before hockey. She couldn’t see what she was watching so she pulled the TV towards her and could see what she was watching. It was a show about trains. Her mom came in and said ‘’Emily you are sitting way to close to the TV’’ Emily said ‘’It’s fine it won’t do anything’’
As her mom left the room Emily kept watching TV. But on the TV she saw a black hole. AS she got closer the TV swallowed her. But for some reason stayed at home. She was passed out for a while. But when she woke up she was tied to train tracks. The train was coming and Emily was crying for help. She thought it was going to be ugly. A very tall man named Donovan came over and untied her. Dono’pickle said ‘’Are you ok’’ Emily said ‘’Yeah I’m fine but who did this to me’’. He said ‘’I don’t know’’ You could tell she was levied.
When she got up she was wondering where she was. But she was too frustrated to think and wanted to get home for hockey. She asked what year it was and the Dono’pickle said ‘’1955’’Emily screamed she started walking to try to find places that would send her home. But she was walking for 10 miles and couldn’t find a place. It was getting dark so now she was looking for somewhere to stay the night. As she was walking she found this wizard shop. She ran to it hoping it was open, it was. She asked the wizard if there was any way she could get back to 2013 He said ‘’You’re in luck I have one left now all you have to do is drink it’’. She did and poof she was right back where she started. She pushed the TV back and said ‘’I can just see fine from here’’. So if you don’t want to get eaten or attached by a TV don’t sit too close.
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ReplyDeleteRule: Don’t watch T.V. Less then a Hour or ELSE..
Official Reason: You become lost in a different world
The Truth: You’ll soon have problems with you’re mind
Once their was a little midget named Alex Riley. He was a stinky kid, who never brushed his teeth, did his homework, or go to sleep. All he liked to do was stay home at all times and watch T.V.My mom came by trying to make me sleep earlier each night, but I always sneaked and didn’t get caught. Eventually I’ll get caught but until that day comes I’m gonna keep doing the wrong thing said Alex. All he did was watch Spongebob Squarepants, Sanjay & Creig or any other cartoons. I Ryan oh you don’t know me. I’m his brother and care about him, and his Health effects. I told my mom this would mess up his mind. Later on Dad and Mom came in the living room. They called Alex. He came downstairs slowly I started talking. Ryan said me and dad also mom are finally agreeing for you to sleep early at about 7:30 and watch T.V no longer than a hour. Mom said this situation was something small NOW, YOU BECAME A T.V. MANIAC! Dad said calm down to mom he, said he’ll handle it. ARE YOU CLEAR WITH THAT ! Shouted dad. Yes said alex in a quite voice. We will take you to the therapist every weekend if this situation continues, Dad said. End of discussion said mom. Alex went upstairs and you wouldn’t believe what he was doing. Watching T.V. As when mom was going to his room to tell him to wash his laundry she caught him. She shouted, pounded, and took the T.V. and through it out of the window and she took me to and threw me out. THE END! Want advice? Don’t watch to much T.V. or you’ll end up the same as Alex. Don’t believe me? Call 1-800 Chicken wings I repeat 1-800 Chicken Wings
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ReplyDeleteRule: don’t eat junk food
Rule number: 1
Official reason: your parents always say don’t eat junk food because it makes you fat and feel icky during the day, BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH!
The truth: one very cold winter evening I was craving junk food! So I asked my mom if I could go to mc Donald’s, knowing she would say no. so I asked her she said…NO.SHOCKER! So then I asked my dad thinking he would probably say no to. But he said yes!!!! I was EXSTATIC jumping up and down! He said ‘only this one time Maia’ I said ‘one times better than nothing’.
My dad and I were on our way to mc Donald’s. We finally got there after a 10 minute drive. I ordered a X large juicy, fat burger. We had to wait until we got home to eat it. I could smell it in the car. My mouth was watering. Then we got home and eat! That first bite was AMAZING! All this sudden I felt…mushy kind of warm, fat, juicy. I realized… I was A BURGER! I was shacked! All this sudden I was falling on my kitchen floor from my kitchen table! Then my dog bella eat me! I was in bellas stomach! And I saw things I probably shouldn’t have seen. Anyways 15 min. later my dog pooped me out in to my front lawn! About 2 days later I disinagrated. And I was no longer there.
So this is why you should never eat junk food. You can possibly turn in to your food and your dog might eat you and eventually you might well… disinagrate
Rule: Don’t cut you own hair
ReplyDeleteOfficial Reason: It might hurt you
The Truth: If kids cut their own hair, their hair will get longer and longer and mini jungle will live there
There was a girl name Kim she was thinking of cutting her own hair. So she went downstairs to ask her mom, but her mom said “No, because it will make your hair ugly or you might get hurt”. But Kim didn’t listen, so she went to her bathroom and start getting stuff for her hair, when she’s done getting all of the stuff, then she started to cut. At first, she was scared a little bit, because it was her first time. But Kim’s really want to cut her hair and prove that her mom was wrong.
After Kim was done cutting her hair, her mom called out to go to dinner. So Kim quickly went to her room and goes found something to cover her new haircut. And she goes downstairs (with her hat on) and went to eat dinner. After Kim’s done eating her meat loaf, she went to her room to get ready for bed.
When Kim’s done getting ready for bed, she took her hat off, then she saw that her hair stared to get longer but she didn’t care. So Kim went to sleep, while Kim was asleep her hair started to get longer and longer, there’s a mini animals. When Kim wakes up, screaming, her mom came upstairs and opened the door, and then she screamed too, Kim was really scared. Kim’s mom tried to cut her long hair but it kept on getting longer and longer and longer. Kim had only one choice, to shave her hair. So she did, her hair didn’t look bad at all, but she have to wear a wig to school every day. Her hair will not get longer because her hair is too short for the mini jungle animals to live there and make it long again.
So that’s why your parents really don’t want you to cut your own hair.
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ReplyDeleteRule#33:Don’t sit too close to the TV
Official Reason: It hurts your eyes
The truth: It will pull you into the TV
Once there was a girl named Sofia and every day after school she would come home and turn the TV on and sit as close as possible to the TV .Sofia’s mom said that she shouldn’t sit really close to the TV because it hurts your eyes and I said so what. So I sat close to the TV for the next week and one day I had the remote in my hands and all of a sudden I got pulled into the TV. The next thing I knew I was in the set of ICarly. I thought it was all a dream but I was wrong it was real……
So I decided to look around and while I was looking around I saw a poster that said that there was a big party and everyone so I thought I might as well have fun while I am here because you never know how long I am going to be here so I decided to go to the party. I opened the door and I saw everyone was there like Sam, Carly, Freddy, Stan, Avery, Victorious, Cat, and Beck, Sponge bob, Patrick, Squidward and sandy. Everyone was having a good time because there was ice cream, karaoke and Games. I was there for Hours talking to everyone and telling them how big of a fan I am.
Then all of a sudden there was pounding at the door and jade was really, really mad because someone said something really hurtful to her. For some reason she carries a Knife, scissors and a hammer which is really weird. So she stated to fling the items in the air and almost took off Carly’s head with the hammer and almost took Stan’s tail and almost took off Patrick’s pants with the knife. When she went to get her items she pushed and shoved everyone but when she got to Sofia she punched her as hard as she could and she flew pass the world barrier and the TV barrier then the next thing she knew she in her living room and her mom asked where you and I were said here. And that’s why you never sit really close to the TV.
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ReplyDeleteRule# 12 do not cut your own hair
Official reason: it won’t look good
Once there was a kid named Jim he was in sixth grade. Once he decided to cut his own hair. So he graded a scissors and started at the end it turned out well. Then his mom came up and said it is time for school. So he went down stairs and grabbed a pop tart and headed out to the bus. That is when it all started going down hill.
When he got to school his first hour was choir. We started singing when I saw everyone laughing and pointing at me. That’s when I realized what was happening my hair was growing so fast. I went up to my choir teacher and said can I go to the nurse. By the time I made it to the nurse my hair was down to my hips. When I got there she got out a scissors but that did not really help it just got stuck in my hair. So the nurse called my dad to come get me. So my dad called the fire department. They tried to use an axe but that just made it grow back quicker.
So the last resource which should have been the first resource was to go to the hair solon. We drove as fast as we possibly could but my hair was growing back SO AGGRESIVLY THAT IT OCCUPYED THE WHOLE BED OF MY DADS TRUCK. AS SOON AS WE GOT THERE five hair solon people came out with scissors And within five hours not including breaks. The hair people had it cut really nice and clean. Then we waited an hour to see if it would grow back and it didn’t. I was so happy that I didn’t have to carry around all that hair anymore.
And that is why you should never cut your hair. Always let a perffetional cut it.
ReplyDeleteRule #12: “Always Eat Your Food”
Official reason: Lots of people don’t have food to eat
The Real Reason: The food that you throw away comes back and tries to kill you
I’m full mom. No bobby you’re eating your pizza.NO! So Bobby throw his pizza away. “Bobby” said Bobby’s mom. “What ya ganna do about it mom. Ha ha. What he didn’t know is that food is alive. The food that gets thrown away comes to life and duplicates. Amazing ha. So the pizza that he throw away ran into the woods and duplicated. Now there’s 500 slices of pizza some big some small. Bobby went to school the next day with a sick feeling in his stomach. That night he woke up a little and saw a little pizza staring at him the pizza screamed and ran away tinkling as it ran into the woods. The tinkle was pizza sauce so when Bobby’s mom woke up she screamed. So Bobby followed the sauce into the woods and found where the camp fire was.
He heard the Head Pizza say “Tonight we feist in a couple days we attack”. Bobby was so scared that he ran inside and grabbed lots of 2 by 4s and drilled them on all of his doors. When Bobby came back his mom said “you’re in big trouble Bobby big trouble”. He got in so much trouble.
2 weeks later he was in bed thinking about what the pizzas were going to do to him. While he was thinking a group of pizzas came through his window. Another group came in with guns. And another with armor and mini knifes! Then the pizzas with guns started shooting pepperoni at him the ones with mini knifes started cutting him. And when he started to get up the leader jumped on top of him and said “were going to throw you in the trash”. The leader stabbed him right in the neck blood got every were then he died.
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Rule- number: 5.dont eat a lot of candy
Official reason: They’ll give you cavitities
The they’ll actually make your teeth shiny and perfect
One day Keily and Karen were having a sleep over they were watch movies and eating junk food but, Karen mom said not to eat to much candies , they didn’t really care they kept eating candy. Karen and Keily eating and leaving candy and wrappers on the floor ,then they went to sleep. Since they lived in Florida it was really hot outside , So Keily opened window and the light shined inside the room and everything came alive.
When they were sleeping they heard a crack and different noises they ran into the closet then they ran out candies grabbed them, they eat them they felt they felt haunted , nervous , creepy , weird . they escaped though . We were worried that they were eating them. They we’re so evil and sticky. Some of the candy we’re twisted all around. They also spun and flew all around the place. So they tried running home.
Next, Keily and Karen ran into a cage and locked up all their candies, and never saw the candies again, because they ate them all for about a year and they went there every night.
-The End
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ReplyDeleteRule #16: Finish all your food
Official reason: you’ll grow strong, tall, and healthy
The truth: you’ll get eaten
Once there was a girl named Emma. She never finished eating her food. She would only eat half so her parents decided to give her less food but then she would ask for more food and then waste that. Her parents tried everything to get her to finish her food but she wouldn’t. One night after dinner, Emma put her left over food in the sink, she was about to leave the kitchen when she heard noises she turned around and saw…
That her food had come to life. The food started chasing her, her cat, and her dog. Her pets and her ran and ran. Emma tried to hide behind the couch but the food found her so she had to run again. She was so tired that she ran up to her room and locked the door. She thought it would hold the food off but it didn’t the food opened the door and started chasing Emma again, she was soooo tired from running that she stopped to take break. She was about to run again when the food got a hold of her she tried to get out of the foods grip but she couldn’t . She started to scream but no one could hear her , she was about to scream again when the food ate her.
The next day Emma’s parent kept calling her name but she wouldn’t answer them, so they went upstairs to Emma’s room and saw her lying dead on the floor. Emma’s parents were so sad that they didn’t notice the living food. Then they saw it, they were about to scream when the food started chasing them. They ran and ran but they also so got to tired so they stopped for a break but the food caught up to Emma’s parents and ate them. So you should always finish your food unless you want to get eaten.
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ReplyDeleteRule number: 69
You know people always say don’t make fun of the dead their reason is because it’s rude,
But the real reason is if you make fun of them they’ll make fun of you.
It was Halloween Jacob and a couple of friends Billy and Anthony decided to go to the grave yard and make fun of the dead people then they came across a big golden tombstone and it said “THE KING OF POP” all in upper case letters. Of course 3 boys on Halloween are all coco from the candy they eat so they decided to sing a song by “THE KING OF POP” and they sang it in a so horrible tone that even the dead people were trying be dead again and said “that’s what you sound like.
When Antony and Billy woke up the next morning they could feel something was not right but the brushed it off like it was nothing, but when they got to school they found out that they were” THE KING OF POP” so every person in the school said aren’t you dead but they couldn’t be sure if they were talking to the king of pop because it sounded like Billy and Anthony so the teachers said to the takeoff this costume it’s not Halloween anymore then they broke out singing and the teachers said ok this is enough your suspended go see the principle. Jacob on the other hand had nothing happen to him until when he got home when he went to go look in the mirror to see how beautiful he looked and he looked more beautiful than usual then he finally noticed that he was a girl so he went to bed to try to sleep it off but that didn’t work so he had to go to school looking like a girl.
Then the next day after school they went to the library and looked how to calm a spirit and the answer was well they didn’t get a straight answer so they tried to a little calming down a spirit by themselves by spreading sage around the places they have been it took a couple of days but it worked and they were never embarrassed except the time there mom showed the baby pictures of them to their girlfriends. And that is why you never make fun of the dead
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ReplyDeleteRule #5: Don’t jump on your bed
Official Reason: You will break the bed
The truth: It will turn into a giant monster eating bed!
If you don’t believe me hear is a story about a kid name Sam, who jumps on his bed and his bed
A turn into a giant monster and Sam has to try to save human kind. When Sam got home from school he
Told his mom that he was going up to his room to do homework. His mom said ok but only homework ok. Mom said. Yes only homework. So I went upstairs I was bored after a second. So I started to jump on my bed and it broke. Mom came up stairs to see what was wrong. She said are you ok? Yes I said. So see went down stairs.
Then my bed came alive! It ran outside and it started to eat people I was so scared. I could see the people in his smoack because that was where the hole was. I ran to see what was going on. I had to run home to see how to stop the monster. It said to stop the monster to give it a bottle of sprit. So I went to the store and I bought a bottle. So I ran as fast as I could.
I through ten bottles of sprit and after the bed EXPLOED into many little paces. I was so happy. I could never see another bed again. So kids when your mom or dad says ‘’don’t jump on the bed.’’ Or you will end up like Sam!
Rule #900
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Don’t play computer too much. It rots your brain. If
You play the computer too much. The truth is you’ll become smarter
In Minecraft.
Once there was a teenager named Alex. He was playing on the computer with his friend Thanh.
We were practicing for the youtuber event on Alex’s server (of course) me and Thanh fought to destroy everyone in the Hunger Games. It was only Thanh and Alex left in the game! We both ran in opposite directions to fight to the death. I found this really big house so I went inside to check it out. I found out it was a parkour to get a Diamond sword. This was a big risk but that was apart of the game so I tried it out. I was 1 jump away from getting that sword when I got hit by an arrow!!!! And also fell in LAVA!!!
My advice to kids games are supposed to be fun so don’t get mad like I did
You’re going to need it!
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ReplyDeleteRule# 327: Don’t play on the computer too long.
Reason: Your eyes will hurt and you will have a bad headache.
The Truth: The computer will come to life and hunt you down for life.
One day there was a boy named Brendan who mostly stayed in his room. One day when Brendan was playing video games on his bed when he heard someone knock on his door. It was his mom she came in with a old broken computer she said “this computer is junk” and left slamming the door. Brendan turned off the game he was playing and took the computer out of the box. The computer looked cool though Brendan. It took Brendan the rest of the day to fix and setup the computer. Brendan downloaded some new and sweat video games.
Brendan fell into a deep sleep soon after with the computer in his dreams.Just before Brendan woke up in his dream the computer came to life and hunted him down. He woke up feeling like he just got strangled. He found a note written by his mom on his table. It said “Brendan I will be gone all day please call school to tell the principal you won’t be going to school. Brendan called school and told he wouldn't be at school today.
Brendan went down to the kitchen and grabbed lot’s of snacks to put in his secret fridge. When Brendan got back to his room he opened the window with the shad still down and got soaked with rain. He said “I knew I should've checked the weather first”. Brendan changed into new clothes and ate some snacks. Then Brendan played on his computer for 6 hours. He played on every game. When Brendan was going to downloaded a new video game his computer came to life which scared him so much he went! The computer hunts Brendan to this day today. So there you have it kids so don’t play on a computer too long or you will be hunted down by your computer too!
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ReplyDeleteYou shouldn’t sit to close to the TV.
Rule#76; Official reason don’t sit too close to the TV.
The truth
Finally my favorite movie is coming on dvd at target me and my mom are going to get it my Jake. Finally after a two hour wait I got it. Me and my mom get home I run to the TV and put it in. I pull up a chair really close and my mom said I have to back up but I don’t listen to her. When I’m about 5 minutes in to the movie I get sucked in to it. At first I have no idea who I am and all the sudden a person comes on a speaker and said you have two hours to find the key and it starts now. Then I started thinking this ping
sounds like Kidnapping.
All there is, is a desk and other than that its just a big empty metal room. Hey wait this really sounds like kidnapping it is it how is this possible. I think how he gets out it’s in the second one it doesn’t come out until December. I look in the desk all there is, is a watch that says 1 hour on it I only have one hour. There’s no key in here so I just hit the ceiling and it pops out.
I climb up it and I look around its way to dark to see anything. Then I walk around up ther and step on something it feels like a key. It is i run back go back down there and start yelling I found it. A guy comes out and says you have completed my trap goodbye. I shot back in to the living room but before I left I saw the timer it said 1 minute. That’s the reason why
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ReplyDeleteDon’t tip your chair #5
The Truth: The truth is that if you tip your chair, you will fall into another dimension and not be able to get back to where you tipped your chair, and you will get attacked by man-eating homework. If you don’t believe me, read this.
Once there was a kid named Mark. He was in sixth grade, fourth period. It was eleven o’clock, and his teacher was talking in front of the class. He thought what the teacher was saying was boring, so he decided to tip his chair a little bit. But when he tipped his chair, it went all the way back and straight through the floor!
Then it flipped up in a different dimension! He was in an extremely dark place; it seemed endless. He tried to tip his chair again to get back to his school, but it didn’t work. He just fell over in his chair. He looked behind him and saw a little white dot in the distance. It looked like a person, but Mark wasn’t sure. He was sure of one thing… it was getting closer!
He looked to his right and saw another white dot. He looked to his ,left and behind him there were two more white dots! They were all getting closer and closer, until he could make out some of their features. They had horizontal stripes of blue color, and one vertical stripe of red, and they were rectangular. They were homework monsters, he looked for a way out, but he was trapped, and the homework monsters were getting closer and closer.
Mark started to swing his chair to defend himself, but then he saw something on the ground it was small at first then it got bigger and bigger until Mark could see his classroom through it. He jumped through it right when the homework monsters reached him. Once he got back to the school he decided to never tip his chair again. That is why you should never tip your chair!
Grown up rule #15
ReplyDeleteRule: Don’t ask Mrs. Thumb for candy
Official Reason: She will get mad and give you F’s
The truth: Mrs. Thumb will turn in to a witch
Why hello there. I’m Pickle O’Potato . I’m a P.W.W.F.A.L. Which stands for Person Who Writes Facts About Life. This is in fact NOT I repeat is not a fact! It is a rule. Rule #15 of the top secret book of secret stuff. So here it is. Rule #15 Don’t ask Mrs. Thumb for candy. Why you ask? This is why my friends, this is why.
One of my dearest friends Autumn started school on the first day a September. She was scared about her teacher Mrs. Thumb . Who’s Mrs. Thom you ask she is the new 4th grade teacher. Autumn didn’t know what Mrs. Thom was like. Was she nice, scary, or even just really OLD!!!!!!!!!! But autumn walked in the room, and there she was, Mrs. Thom. The rest of the day Autumn had so much fun. She laughed, and played and had the best time. At the end of the day when everyone was gone, Autumn asked Mrs. Thumb for a Jolly rancher. What a big mistake.
Mrs. Thumb looked at her, and screamed. “No candy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” as she screamed some more all the jars of candy exploded!!!! One of the pieces of candy jumped one Autumn’s face. Mrs. Thumb laughed: “ That’s enough Mr. Candybottom. Let Bob finish” Then a narwhal with wings came right out of the floor. It grabbed Autumn and they flew for days. When the narwhal finally fell, so did Autumn. What happened to Autumn? And the narwhal? And Mrs. Thumb? The world may never know. But you know this: Never EVER NEVER ask Mrs. Thumb (if you ever see her again) for candy.
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ReplyDeleteRule #12
Don’t waste your food
The truth is that you be hungry
Look if you know something is that your parents give you rules and this is one of them. Don’t waste your food. This is my story. Once there was a kid named Kareem. He was having a midnight snack. It was his favorite snack chicken wings. He ate ten of them. Then he said to himself ‘’I should stop”. Then he went to bed .Kareem heard a sound it said we’re yummy repeatedly. The chicken wings moved and moved. They stood up and planed to get revenge so they did. They tried to carry Kareem and they did. They stood up on a cliff. The chicken wing master said that ‘’today my brothers we are getting revenge because he didn’t eat us so they were going to throw Kareem of the cliff. Suddenly Kareem he stood up and the chicken wings thought that he was wake but he was not. Kareem was sleep walking and smiling and ate all the chicken wings. And all the chicken wings were all happy also Kareem. After that he went home. Kareem woke up in the morning. Kareem smelled his breath and it smelled like chicken wings. He took a shower and dressed up and brushed his teeth. He reached the bus and got to school. He’s best friend Juan. They talked about his crazy dream and he. Decided to call his self chicken wings and Juan said at it is awesome. So kids remember is story you decided.
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Rule#182 don’t draw on walls
The reason is you will have to wash the walls
The Real reason is the drawing will come alive, and attack you. Once upon a time there was a
boy named Billy he was very very careless he didn’t care what his mom or dad said.
They always told him not to draw on walls or he will have to wash the walls. But he still drew on the walls and he didn’t wash the walls.One dark spooky night billy was alone in his old drawn up room sleeping until he heard a sound it was the drawings on the walls they were coming alive. They started attacking him. The gun he drawed were shooting him. he grabbed a gun and shot all of the drawings. They all died .Now he never draws on walls and always listens to his parents.so never draw on walls unless you want to die.
Rule#64:Don’t suck your thumb
ReplyDeleteOfficial reason: It will mess up your teeth
The truth: it will fall off and try to take over the world
Once there was a boy named Mathew. he would always suck his thumb. His family hated it. They would always try to put something on it(glue, hot sauce). But one night while he was sleeping his thumb came to life it was so mad that it kept going in Mathews mouth. The thumb fell right off and ate griffin (his dog). He also has a cat but I guess he doesn’t like the taste of cats.
When Mathew woke up he didn’t realize his thumb was gone….what a crazy kid who would not know if there thumb is gone. Like I was saying he went down to breakfast and opened a cabinet ands noticed his thumb was gone he screamed. His mom came down to see what happened he said his thumb got bit off his mom didn’t care she thought someone stole her jewelry…wow what a careless mom. Then after that he noticed all the food was gone it was like he was moving and all there food was gone and token with them. He thought his dad was really really hungry and ate all of the food. Then he called down Griffin to eat breakfast (dog food).
He thought griffin was sleeping so 5 minutes later he walked to school .so he got to school and there was a sign saying closed for today. He was thinking why school would be closed. He was almost home and heard a bunch of screaming he was wondering what was going on. Well it turns out it was a huge big slimy wrinkly thumb. U might be wondering how did it get bigger ,well first of all he ate all Mathews food and when a thumb eats any kind of food it gets bigger. Then he thought that’s my thumb…he ate griffin, he ran home and told his parents they knew already. Next thing he knows the thumb was running over everybody’s house I ran out of the house with my cat but but my family and house got eaten. He ate so much he was almost the size of the moon he was just sitting there trying to roll but he couldn’t because he’s not a circle and it’s hard to roll so my cat ran up to him poked him and boom!! My thumb exploded there was huge food coming out I mean big like a table everybody landed on a huge cake there was cereal, pizza cake, ice-cream, chicken wings, and all the food you can think of nobody got hurt I found my dog and congratulated my cat Chester for blowing up my thumb because Mathew would’ve never went up and poked my thumb. And that’s why you never suck your thumb it will try to get revenge.
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ReplyDeleteRule: don’t eat junk food
Rule number: 1
Official reason: your parents always say don’t eat junk food because it makes you fat and feel icky during the day, BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH!
The truth: one very cold winter evening I was craving junk food! So I asked my mom if I could go to mc Donald’s… knowing she would say no. so I asked her she said…NO. SHOCKER! So then I asked my dad thinking he would probably say no to. But he said yes!!!! I was EXSTATIC jumping up and down! He said ‘only this one time Maia’ I said ‘one times better than nothing’.
My dad and I were on our way to mc Donald’s. We finally got there after a 10 minute drive. I ordered an X large juicy, fat burger. We had to wait until we got home to eat it. I could smell it in the car. My mouth was watering. Then we got home and eat! That first bite was AMAZING! All this sudden I felt… mushy kind of warm, fat, juicy, chunckey, it was very dark and I felt … small. I realized… I was A BURGER! I was shocked! All this sudden I was falling on my kitchen floor from my kitchen table! Then my dog Bella eat me! I was in Bella’s stomach! And I saw things I probably shouldn’t have seen. Anyways 15 min. later my dog pooped me out in to my front lawn! About 2 days later I disinagrated. And I was no longer there.
So this is why you should never eat junk food. You can possibly turn in to your food and your dog might eat you and eventually you might well… disinagrate.
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ReplyDeleteRule: Don’t watch T.V. Less then a Hour or ELSE..
Official Reason: You become lost in a different world
The Truth: You’ll soon have problems with you’re mind
Once their was a little midget named Alex Riley. He was a stinky kid, who never brushed his teeth, did his homework, or go to sleep. All he liked to do was stay home at all times and watch T.V.My mom came by trying to make me sleep earlier each night, but I always sneaked and didn’t get caught. Eventually I’ll get caught but until that day comes I’m gonna keep doing the wrong thing said Alex. All he did was watch Spongebob Squarepants, Sanjay & Creig or any other cartoons. I Ryan oh you don’t know me. I’m his brother and care about him, and his Health effects. I told my mom this would mess up his mind. Later on Dad and Mom came in the living room. They called Alex. He came downstairs slowly I started talking. Ryan said me and dad also mom are finally agreeing for you to sleep early at about 7:30 and watch T.V no longer than a hour. Mom said this situation was something small NOW, YOU BECAME A T.V. MANIAC! Dad said calm down to mom he, said he’ll handle it. ARE YOU CLEAR WITH THAT ! Shouted dad. Yes said alex in a quite voice. We will take you to the therapist every weekend if this situation continues, Dad said. End of discussion said mom. Alex went upstairs and you wouldn’t believe what he was doing. Watching T.V. As when mom was going to his room to tell him to wash his laundry she caught him. She shouted, pounded, and took the T.V. and through it out of the window. She told dad to get the phone and looked at her journal where she kept all of here phone listings. She called to Dr. Juan. She scheduled an appointment next week for Alex. NEXT WEEK LATER.. Alex! Are you ready yelled mom as she grabbed the car keys. Just a second Alex said. 15 MINUTES LATER.. So, Alex now do you understand why To much T.V. is bad for you? Yes said Alex. Repeat what I said asked Dr. Juan No more T.V. more than a hour. Brush my teeth, take showers, and sleep early. Good Job said Dr. Juan I taught you well. ONE MONTH LATER.. Bye Mom I’m going to school! Mom gave Alex a little kiss on the head and said “Have a fun day at school”! THE END!
Rule: Don’t throw things
ReplyDeleteOfficial Reason: Because it is mean and rude
The Truth: The things that you threw will come to life and throw you back
Once their was a little boy that wanted everything perfect his name was Alex. He would whine, and cry if he didn’t get what he wanted. Alex never wanted his food to be touching each other, He always wants the new toys and if he never gets what he wants he will always cry and run to his room and slam the door really loud! Then Alex will start picking up all his toys and throw them all outside of his room.
One week later all those toys woke up really grumpy and mad. They were planning to throw Alex on the ground like he did to them. Alex was brushing his teeth in the bathroom, until suddenly he heard whispering and footsteps down the hallway. He was really frightened that he felt a little shiver on his spine. He didn’t know what to do, and there was this little feeling inside of him that he was to scared to move. So Alex just stayed there like a rock, but then he had the guts to go run to his mom’s room. Alex counts down to 3 really fast and makes it to his mom’s room. He found an envelope under his mom’s bed.
My mom’s a SPY! Said Alex. I have to read it it’s probably a mission for me said Alex. It says rule number 10 don’t throw things Aw this is just stupid rules of what not to do. Well I have nothing else to do so I might aswell just read it by the way its really short lets see it says Rule: Don’t throw things Offical Reson: because it is mean and rude The Truth:the things you threw will come to life and throw you back. the way to stop it:say soory to them and mean it then give them a huge hug and that is what he did
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