The Secret Knowledge of Grown-Ups Rule No. 275 Don’t waste food. Official reason: It’s a waste of food and money. The Truth: The wasted food will evolve over time and come to eat you. Once there was a boy named Steve Jr. He was 12 and in 6th grade. Steve Jr. was a smart, talented, and active boy. Everyone looked up at him look a role model. Besides the fact he always wasted food. Even though, his parents told him to eat all his food and to not waste it. He always lied and said, “I’m full.” and threw his food away. He wasted chicken, tacos, macaroni, quesadilla, etc. Steve Jr. never once finished all his food. He wasted about 10,000$ worth of food his whole life. Precisely $13,834.64 He wasted his food his whole life. Precisely 12 years, 4 months, 13 days, 17 hours, 12 minutes, and 5 seconds. His parents, Steve and Nara were afraid THAT would happen. So they feared the worst possibility, so they said, “If you want to hang out with your friends finish all your food!” He knew he could talk to his friends on his PlayStation 3. (PS3) (Call of Duty) So he yelled very angrily and very loudly, “NEVER!!!” and stomped upstairs. While he was stomping upstairs the ground shook every time he stomped. When he got upstairs he went to his room and slammed the door so hard, it sent a shock wave through the house. An hour later, Precisely 1 hour, 27 minutes, and 13 seconds later, he heard someone banging on his door. He opened the door and yelled very angrily, “WHAT?!” He looked up and saw 6 tall, dangerous, ugly looking monsters. He went to pick up his Nerf gun to shoot the monsters. When he picked up his Nerf gun, he shot the monsters, but he had no bullets! So he used it as a hammer and charged the monsters. He was going to hit a chicken right between the face when, a taco picked him up. He was about to scream but the taco swallowed Steve down whole. So let this be a lesson, DON’T WASTE FOOD!
Rule number: 47 Don’t feed your veggies to your dog Official reason: So your dog does not get sick The truth: So he/she does not turn into a VEGGIE dog and eat you Once upon a time there was a boy named Carl. Carl was a child who didn’t like to eat his vegetables. So, one night he decided to feed his vegetables to his chocolate lab named Sparky. The next morning when Sparky woke up he was a carrot. When he started to whine Carl ran down to his laundry room where Sparky practically lived. Carl yelled for his parents they came down and immediately called Dr. Forner. After they all got dressed they quickly ran over to Dr. Forner’s office. Dr. Forner had no idea how to fix Sparky back to a normal dog. They tried some experiments but none of them would work. But then Dr. Forner did an experiment that turned Sparky into a dog, just the only problem was that Sparky was now as big as Clifford the big red dog. Sparky got really excited and started to chase them all around. Then Dr. Forner pulled the rope that held up a giant cage. The cage fell directly on Sparky and Sparky was finally trapped. Then Dr. Forner did the experiment that turned Sparky really big backwards. After that Sparky was back to normal and sleeping. But then something really bad happened. Sparky turned even bigger than he was before. He was even bigger than Clifford. Then Sparky chased everyone around and because he was bigger, so were his footprints. After everyone was tired out and hiding away from Sparky. Everyone that was hiding in Dr. Forner’s lab was Sparky’s dinner. So advice to you kids. DO NOT FEED YOUR VEGATABLES TO YOUR DOGS EVER IN YOUR LONG LIFE!
TOP SECRET Rule # 163: wash your hands Official reason: it spreads germs The truth: you could wake the sink and germ monster! One time there was a kid named Steve. He was a nice kid. But he never washed his hands. His parents always asked him if he did, and he’d say yes, which was a lie. On Monday, at school, there was there was a terrible smell. Steve didn’t know what it was. Then, he figured out it was his hands! They had smelled terrible. Because everyone in the classroom smelled it, the teacher sent Steve home because of his hands. When he got home, he still didn’t wash his hands! Later, something happened. A germ and sink monster appeared! Steve did not know what to do but he had to act fast, otherwise his parents would know! So 1st, he washed his hands in the sink monster to defeat it. Then he took a Clorox sword ® and slayed the germ monster. When his parents got home, their house didn’t stink anymore! They were proud of Steve. Steve washes his hands to this day so the germ and/or sink monster doesn’t appear. Advice to kids: always wash your hands or else you could wake the germ and sink monster.
Rule # 3: Don’t have a messy room Official reason: It would be hard to get around in it and it looks embarrassing The Truth: Monsters will throw a party and eat you if you try to stop them
One day there was a boy named Billy. Billy was just a normal kid. He was also bad in school. He was walking home from his after school detention with his friend Bob. Bob had detention with him. They got detention because they put ants in the teacher’s shirt. They did that because the teacher gave them lots of homework. Their teacher was dancing around the room ridiculously. When he got home he was going up to his room to get his phone. When he got in his room he heard his moms footsteps coming upstairs. He got very worried and angry. He was worried and mad because his mom was going to see his messy room. When she got upstairs she then walked into his room. She had an furious look on her face. When she got further into the room she tripped over one of Billy’s footballs and hurt her foot. She yelled at him and locked him in his room until it was in tip top shape. She told him he could come out when it was clean. So Billy sat in his room for HOURS. He really did not want to clean his room. He didn’t want to clean his room because it would take hours and more importantly it meant his mom won. Finally he could not take it anymore. He was starving so he went downstairs to get a snack. He hadn’t eaten anything for hours. When he got downstairs loads of monsters crowded his room. They started to throw a huge party. Billy had no idea the party was going on. When Billy was done with his snack he went back upstairs and went into his room. When he saw the monsters he yelled at them to get out of his room. The monsters got MAD. That meant they had to go find another messy room to trash up even more and party in it. So they did what they had to do. They had no other choice but to eat him right up as an appetizer. So that’s exactly what they did. Then the party continued. It went on and on and on and on and on and on. The party is still going on right now. It has been going on for hundreds of years. So, guys always keep your room clean or you’ll end up like Billy!
Rule #139 don’t plat too many video games Because it’s not good for eye’s The game will come to life and eat you and your family! Once there was a little boy named Mick he lived with his mom Amy, hid dad Bob, his baby sister Mia, and his dog Larry. It was a Friday afternoon Mick just got off the bus. Then he put down his back pack and started playing video games. “Micky sweaty do you have any homework” yelled his mother “NO!!” when he really had 2 tests on Monday, a math assignment, and a writing assignment also due Monday, but he just kept playing his new video game “Zombie’s Take over the World!” The next day Mia was still sleeping, mom and dad where eating breakfast and Mick and Larry where play video games. (Larry tried but it didn’t go to will without thumbs) So while they were playing the video game the zombies started popping out of the TV, but Mick thought he was just seeing things so he kept playing. Later that same day… the zombie had fully got came of the screen. Mick screamed but by the time his parents got there it was too late. Mick was killed, so was his dad but no one know what happened to Mia, his mom or Larry. Ten years later the town is surrounded with big medal walls even a celling so no one knows who is still locked up in the cage o how many zombies are in there the never know. That kids is why we should never play to much video games.
Don’t Write Sloppy Rule# 401 Official reason: Then the person can read it The truth: The pencil will take over u Once there was a girl named Sarah. She went to school one day and saw her favorite teacher, Ms.Thinger. She was her writing teacher. When her student gave out treats or brownies, she would give the rest to Sarah. To Sarah she was nice, sweet m and kind. One day she started learning about cursive. Ms. Thinger told Sarah to write at least two sentences about school in cursive. When she got home her mom, Carissa told her to write very neat or ells Sarah will get an F on her writing grade. But Sarah didn’t listen. So Sarah Just wrote what she thinks school was like In sloppy HANDWRTING . When she went to her room and started writing about school her pencil got out of control. When she let go of the pencil and took a step back away from the paper, her pencil grew, grew, grew large. Sarah was squished and suffocated by the eraser. Sarah mom and dad left the very sad and terrified Now everyone in town left because the pencil grew an army. By making more pencil, it had magical spells. Half of town died. Only the corps of Sarah was there. The pencil is still waiting for people to come.
The truth: Your nose will be unclogged and your brain will come blowing out of your nose.
One day at school there was a boy named Daniel, he started to pick his nose. “Daniel,” Mrs. S (his boring teacher) said, “Stop picking your nose, its gross!” But Daniel didn't stop. He picked his nose even when his friends told him not to. When he got home his dog, Missy, came up and licked him, then she ran to go and eat. Daniel’ nose got all stuffy, so he started to pick his nose again. Daniel would pick his nose all day and even when he was sleeping no matter what anyone said about him. No one hung out with him at school because he picked his nose, so he didn't have any friends. But then one day his nose was all clogged up again and he had boogers everywhere. Even though his nose was not clogged anymore he still picked his nose until he had to go to sleep.
When he woke up the next day he just stayed there in bed until his parents came in the room to bring him to school. When they came in they said, “Daniel, wake up!” even though he was already awake. All he did was lay there and started to babble. Then they looked around the room and saw a scary brain with legs and arms sticking out of it. His parents screamed and the brain chased after them. The brain captured his parents and ate their brains and got bigger. The brain went downstairs and saw Missy. So the brain ate it, got bigger, and got furry. Then the brain went outside and ate everyone’s brains. No one knew what happened until 3 years later someone came to visit their family and saw everyone laying on the ground, babbling, and the giant brain running around in circles. So don’t pick your nose unless you want your town to get destroyed by your brain.
TOP SECRET Rule number:99 Don’t play to much video games Official reason: Cause it will make you dumb The truth: The games will come to life in your head Once there was a little kid named Jimmy. He really loved to play video games. He would play all day and all night. His parents always told him to stop playing video games so much but Jimmy never listened. He would play all kinds of different video games like shooters, spooky, scary and hunting games. Video games were Jimmy’s life. It was like impossible for Jimmy to stop playing video games cause he was such an addict. Jimmy would switch video games every two hours so he can play all is games at least once everyday. Until one day he noticed something really weird . Everything he had played is now in his head. There was soldiers having a war in his head, ghosts were flying around and there was a guy hunting animals. It was the most weirdest thing that had ever happen to Jimmy. Jimmy was really scared of what had happened to him. Jimmy decided to go to bed at 12:00 after he was done playing his video games. When he woke up he looked at his watch and it was 7:00. He also noticed that his head was messed up so he told his mom and his mom decided to take Jimmy to the hospital by there house. Jimmy was really worried on the way to the hospital. When they got to the hospital a doctor took Jimmy’s x-ray of his head. The doctor said that Jimmy’s brain was messed up cause of all the miniature bullet holes in his brain and his brain was knocked up cause of all the frag grenades.
Don’t cut your hair Rule: Don’t cut your own hair number 55. Official reason: your hair will look bad and be uneven. The truth: Once there was a girl named jenny .She wasn't the type of girl who would listen. Jenny didn't care what people thought of here. She was very outgoing she dress funky every day and where her hair crazy every day. Then she finally wanted a haircut. But her mom thought her hair was still short. I guess jenny wanted it shorter. On her way to the bathroom she found a pair of scissors. And thought it would be funny if she cut her own hair. So she locked the bathroom door and started cutting away. But then it was time to eat and mom was looking for her. So her mother came up stairs and unlocked the bathroom door with her fingernail. And jenny’s hair was ruined. She went to school the next day. And everyone said that her hair looked like a spaghetti monster. Then she realized that she should have listen to her mom. All day at school she was thinking of how bad her punishment would be. Then jenny came home and was afraid to hear her punishment. Then her mother grounded her for two weeks. ’No going outside no having friends over. Worst of all no electronics. That will teach jenny a lesson to listen to your mom and never cut your own hair.
Turn the lights off Rule # 10: Turn off the lights. Official reason is wastes electricity. The truth: Once there was a girl named Rose, she was a typical 6th grade girl. She was at home her parents were on a date till 3:00 am. It was only 9:51 pm. She stared getting ready for bed. While she was laying on her fluffy pillow her grandma sassy to her mom made her, she was thinking about how she was being sassy to her mom before she left, because her mom didn’t let her go to the park.” I’m going to keep the lights on I do it all the time I don’t care.” She thought. In the middle of the night she heard a noise she thought it was the neighbors. She got up and saw the lights singing. The carpet felt like stones. She screamed but didn’t run. She isn’t scared easily. “What are the lamps going to do?” she thought. She tried to call her parents but the lamp sang” no no no .“ What are you going to do she cried”, to the big lamp on the table. The lamp said “You kept us on and you’re… rude.” She pushed the lamp off the table and said sorry to the other lamps. (They didn’t care.)She turned the light of, called her mom and said “I LOVE YOU.” She went to bed and fell asleep right away. The next morning she put the lamp back on the table. The lamp quickly whispered “usually we are much worse and won’t turn off. “ That was a warning and never again okay?” She went upstairs for breakfast. Her parents were sound asleep.
Never stay on the computer for so long Rule #593 Remember when adults always say never be on the computer for so long? Well I remember! Hi my name is Abby and well, let me tell the story and you will find out yourself. I got done with choir and my high school and so I went home to practice my song and solo for the concert. I got done practicing the songs so I went on the computer to read because I love to read Harry Styles Fan Fiction, I love the heart break and the romance and the wonderful things the fans write about. It’s like I’m in a dream. When I was reading it felt like my eyes were on fire but I didn’t care the story was to could to look away. I kept reading and reading and reading and reading then I played one direction songs to fill the sad parts because I cry at the sad parts. I have been on the computer for 2 hours so I was almost time for bed. So I went to the bathroom to get my make up off so it doesn’t stain my pillow. When I stared to scrub the make-up off my right eyes was sliding down my face then it landed in the sink, then my left eyes did the same thing the I fell to the floor. I heard my mom’s car pull up and I heard her call my name then I heard a scream like bloody murder then she probably ran to the phone and called my dad first then police and the ambulance. I was in the truck but it was really silent. Then I was wheeled into the emergency room but I didn’t get new eyes or nothing I’m stuck eye less for the rest of my born life but I did improve I can’t go to the computer ever again! So kids never, ever, ever stay on the computer for long because you will end up I a retirement home faster than you think.
The Girl Who Didn’t Do Her Chores Rule: Do your chores! #126 Official Reason: So that everything is neat and clean. The Truth: The “Chore Monster” will come get you and take you to Chore Land! Once there was a girl named Aria. She went down stairs into her living room to leave for school. Before she left, her parents told her to do her chores when she gets home. Aria gave them a nod and headed out the door to the bus stop with her friend Hannah. On the bus, a friend of Aria asked her if she heard the story of the boy who was taken away by the “Chore Monster” because he didn’t do his chores. She said “Yeah but it’s just a made up story.” and then she changed the subject. After Aria got off the bus from school, she walked home with Hannah. Hannah asked if she wanted to play outside with a couple other friends. She said “Sure.”. When Aria came inside from playing outside it was about 7:00. She forgot she had to do tons of homework, so she did it right away. Aria got done with her homework at about 8:00. She remembered she totally forgot to do her chores too! Aria was too tired to do it and it was getting pretty late, so she just got ready for bed. Since her parents weren’t home yet, so she figured they wouldn’t notice. Around 9:00, Aria was ready for bed and her parents just got home. Both of her parents asked if she remembered to do her chores. She said “Yes.” tiredly. When Aria woke up the next day, she noticed she wasn’t at home in her bedroom. Aria was inside of a jail cell like room. The person who she shared a room with told her how, what, when, where, and why she was there. The person said she was taken away by the Chore Monster in the middle of the night while she was sleeping and they took her here. She knew Chore Land was going to make her life difficult and miserable even though she just got there, she could just feel it. 20 Years Later After 20 years of being at Chore Land, Aria knew she was never going back home and she was going to be there for the rest of her life forever. That’s the reason why you should always do your chores!
Secret Knowledge of Grown-Ups Rule #26 Don’t pick on your brother! Official Reason: Your brother is going to pick on you too. The Truth: Your brother is going to eat you. Once there was a girl named Isamar that would always pick on her brother Alonso. Even though her parents begged her to stop or something bad was going to happen one day. One of the times she would pick on her brother she got there husky and made him pee on his lap. Another time she kept calling him really mean names. Then 5 year past of her making fun of him, picking on him, name calling, and pranks. He got enough of her and yelled at her that he was going to get her back some time. So that night while she was sleeping she heard her brother walking down the hallway so she rant to lock the bedroom door because she remembered her brother told her that night that he was going to pay for it. After she want to lock the door she ran to her bed and hid under her covers. He tried to turn the knob but it was locked so he kicked her door open. Then all of a sudden her brother Alonso turned into a nasty, ugly odd looking zombie, and started walking straight to her so she jumped out of her bed and ran out of her room and her brother went after her they ran all over the house even outside. She thought it was odd that no one could hear them because there where making a lot of noise. He finally caught her and said I told u so and ate every single piece of her body This is way you shouldn’t pick on your brother if you don’t want her to eat you too.
The secret Knowledge of grown up Rule Do not be a bully. rule number 1000000000000000. Official reason: bully’s are mean. The truth: they are top secret government experiments. Once upon a time there was a kid named Bob. Bob was a normal kid. Just like everyone else he is scared of Larry. Larry was a bully with Charlie and John. They are always bullying Bob. They bullied him in every class. They also cyber bully. They always said bad words to him. One day when Bob was walking home Larry, Charlie and John started following him. bob did not see him so he kept on walking. Then Larry started saying mean things to Bob. Bob ran back to school. Larry, Charlie and John went to. He ran in to the building. Then he went in Mrs. Languages room he was looking for a hiding place he found a book that said. “Bull’s” he opened the book it said that bully’s are top secret government experiments. Also that there is a battery in the back of the head and I just need to pull the plug. I went out there and pulled there plugs then I went home. I tolled my mom and dad the hole thing.
The Hair Monster Rule: Don’t cut your own hair #2. Official reason: your hair cut might look bad. The truth: your hair cut will turn into a creeper! There I was in the bathroom about to cut my own hair. I got the scissors and my hair. Right when I cut my hair I kept going. When I was done the ground shook, my hair turned into a creeper. A creeper is a green four legged monster. It will blow up anything 10 feet and closer, it’s made out of 2 TNT blocks. I screamed in terror and ran out of my house. The creeper broke the entire house. I found out that the creeper was angry. When I got outside I was in Russia. I was only ten years old. For some reason I still had scissors in my hand. I saw a skeleton that shot an arrow at the creeper. That did nothing; I found out that the skeleton was on my side so we both ran. It was icy everywhere, when the skeleton stepped on the ice it froze. Now I was really scared, I was also cold. I saw a tree so I thought to myself I should make a fire but I couldn't. Two reasons 1: the tree was frozen 2: the creeper was still after me. Then I found Superman and Spiderman. Superman flew up and hit the creeper, and then Spider man shot webs at the creeper. The creeper roared in anger ah oh I said. Then Superman and Spider man said I was on my own then flew away. I ran even faster now. I found some stuff and picked it all up. I combined them and made two boxing gloves. I fought the creeper and defeated it. When I looked at myself, I had a bunch of cuts on my body. So that’s why you shouldn't cot your own hair. Unless you like to get blown up by a creeper. So just take my advice, don’t cut your own hair.
The Secret knowledge of Grown- Ups Rule: #62 doesn’t let your room get messy. Official Reason: Don’t let your get to messy because it’s embarrassing and gross. The Truth: If you don’t clean your room your clothes, toys, and garbage will tie you up forever. Once there was a boy named Chris who was very sloppy. He never wanted to clean his room. It was so Dirty you couldn’t see the floor. Chris would win in first place in worlds worst room contest. Cris refused So much that his mom and dad had to hire a nanny named Rose Nye Copper. But we just call her Miss. Copper. .She sleeps on the first floor third floor to the right. Rihanna (Mom) asked Miss. Copper to Clean Chris’s room. She sighed but said”ok”. Chris’s room is on third floor, first door to the left. If you didn’t Notice they live in a three story house. Miss. Copper manned to slip throws the door. She put away the Toys ( kind of) . Picked up the clothes ( little bit ). Then she throw away the garbage ( not at all ). She left The room and shut the door. Miss. Copper is very lazy 39 years old. The only thing she likes to do is sleep And eat potatoes chips when were not around. She went in the bathroom and put water on her Forehead and went downstairs. Chris wasn’t really apprentice what Miss. Copper did. They all Went to sleep. Chis woke up in the morning. Miss. Copper made breakfast and sent Chis to school. Mrs. Chom (Chris’s teacher) . The day went buy so fast he couldn’t believe it. He rode bus q home. When Chris got home and his mom, dad, and Miss. Copper went in Chris’s room. It was still messy. The door locked behind them. Just then mom and dad got tied up by Chris’s pant. Chris and Miss copper cleaned up the room and set mom and dad free. Keep your room clean or else!!
The Secret Knowledge of Grown-ups Rule: #79 Don’t sit too close to the TV Official Reason: Because your eyes will hurt your eyes. The Truth: The TV will start talking to you and starts making your eyes look weird. One day there was a kid named Manny. He was 8 years old and has short brown hair. He LOVED to watch TV (especially cartoons). Manny would run right home and watch Looney Tunes and SpongeBob, and he would sit right in front of the TV. He would do all of his homework at the last minute before he goes to bed. Manny would do that every day he went to school. When it was summer, he would watch 24/7 (except when he goes to bed, the bathroom, eating, etc.). During the summer, Manny was watching cartoons (as always). When all of a sudden the TV started talking to Manny. The TV said, “Back away from me, I need my personal space.” Manny was screaming. “Aren’t you going to get out of my face yet,” the TV asked. Manny refused going back further. So the TV said, “Alright when you start school, you will be cursed with whatever I want to give you.” Manny didn’t listen to that TV. So, after the first day of school, when he got home he was watching TV (of course). Then Manny went to the bathroom, when he washed his face and looked in the mirror, his eyes were big, bulgy, and pink. Manny was terrified in himself. Then his head shrunk, which made his eyes stick out. Then he wanted to watch some cartoons, so he went to the couch instead of going to the front of the TV. His head and eyes were back to normal before he knew it. When he went to sleep and woke up, he went to the bathroom and he was so happy he was back to normal. So, now you know to never sit in front of the TV, or you’ll end up like Manny.
The secret knowledge of gown ups Rule: 144: you can’t eat candy for all your meals. Real reason: your teeth will rot, and too mush candy isn't healthy The truth: your teeth will run away.
Once there was a boy named Martin. He was 9 years old and loved candy, one day after coming from the candy store he decided since he loved candy so much he would have it for all his meals. He begged and begged his parents for weeks if he could eat candy for all his meals. They kept saying “no too much candy isn't healthy, “pleas he begged his mom and dad. One day Martins parent got so annoyed of the begging that the gave in. After that day Martin ate the candy uncontrollably and the more he ate it the more his teeth rotted. One day when Martin was chowing down some candy his teeth started to ach, at first he thought it was nothing but he was wrong. His teeth were trying to jump out of his mouth! Finally when Martian couldn’t take it any more of the aching his teeth jumped straight out of his mouth.” HEY!” said Martian, “come back here” but it was already too late. Martian teeth ran out the door in a blur.” Where are you going!” said Maritain, his teeth did not stop they just kept running away. By the time martin caught up to his teeth they were all the way at his friend Martians teeth were at his friend Rogers’s house.” Have you seen my teeth” said Martian. Wht said Roger never mind said Roger he found his teeth at the dentist office and they were getting fixed up will you go back in my mouth. The teeth thought about it and went back in his mouth and he never ate too much candy again.
Don’t leave you door unlocked Rule number :27 Don’t leave your door unlocked. Official reason: or else someone will get in. The truth: everything in your house will come alive. One day tom was at school he remembered that he left the door unlocked. I was afraid someone would get in. also my mom would get mad because she told me to lock the doors. When I was at my house just about to go in when I heard a noise it was coming from my bed room. I thought someone was in my house so I went in afraid. Once I was in everything was alive. I went up to the grandfather clock and asked him what happened. He said you didn’t lock the door. So I ran to the door and locked it.
Everything in my house was a mess so I cleaned everything the house was spotless. When my mom came home she was amazed at what I did. She said you cleaned Yes I said I was board. She was so happy. She went over to the computer and turned it on. A Justin bieber was on the screen. She said you like Justin. Yes I said she said she didn’t know I liked him. But I really didn’t like him at all.
The next day forgot to lock the doors again now I am going to have to pick everything up. Once I got home I heard a louder noise coming from my house. When I got in the rug brought me away from the door I tried to go to the door but it wouldn’t let me. So I just went upstairs into my bedroom. I saw a pencil and a pen fighting so I grabbed them and snapped them in two. So I went down stairs and everyone was fighting. I went back upstairs to the computer and saw a remote trying to imitate Justin bieber he wasn’t good at it so I took out his batteries. I went down stairs and ran and shut and locked the door just when my mom got home with a lot of Justin bieber stuff. When she walked in she was mad really mad. She made me clean up everything and grounded me for life. When your mom says to you lock your doors or else you parents wil be mad at you and you will be gounded for life and stuck with a lot of justin bieber stuff.
Rule#77 Official Reason: To succeed in life Real reason: An evil twin is made Top Secret One day bidam, bregory, bj (aka the b team) got told the same thing “Be a good student to succeed in life and get good grades”. That’s what moms are and dads told us we all said LAME!!! But there was something fishy as if they were told to tell us like they were robots just kidding. But the way it was said was so weird. After a while bregory,bj,andbidam had a weird dream in bidam Lionel messi said “what your parents are telling you is a lie same with bregory and bj s.so at the same time they all called each other and told each other the really weird dream. After they listened to their parent they said they were to a meeting a secret meeting that was add There is no more taco Tuesday dang it I mean they never just go out like that. So we followed them to a place with other parents and a big box that said “Files of rules. So we came up with a plan! Bregory was the distraction 2.Bj the hacker to hack all the cameras 3. Bidam the grabber he was going to get the file and run! So after they got the file they read it but it was too late an evil twin came to get us with an army! Now here came the evil twin was from fluffier nugget evil happy land of doom. To destroy him before he destroys us. So are parents told us the truth we need to get good grades to destroy him that we need to get A++. So we all got A++ and the evil twin was destroyed. Now we know to get good grades so Kids get good grades in school.
The Junk Food Eater Don’t eat junk food! Rule #26 Official Reason: It’s not good for you. The Truth: The junk food will cause brain damage by eating your brain One Saturday morning, there was a boy named Larry with brown hair and emerald colored eyes like his mom. He woke up and crawled out of bed. His stomach started to grumble as loud as fireworks beaming through the sky. Larry raced down the stairs and into the kitchen. He checked the fridge, the cabinets, the drawers, everything, but sadly, there was nothing to eat. “Mom, there’s nothing to eat!” Larry screeched, waiting for a response. “Okay honey, we’ll leave in 10 minutes!” Larry’s mom yelled back. Then, they got into their minivan and started driving to the grocery store. Larry and his mom finally go to the grocery store. “Let’s buy carrots, celery, and broccoli! Oh, let’s not forget about the peas!” Larry’s mom said excitedly while walking towards the vegetable aisle. “Mom! Let’s not buy that disgusting junk! Let’s buy…um… this! Yeah totally! Mom, can we please get this?!” Larry said jumping up and down, holding a bag of chips with extra fat and triple the salt compared to other chips. “Fine, suit yourself, but don’t come crying to me when you realize how bad that junk is for your health.” Larry’s mom muttered quickly under her breath. They put the chips in their cart and went to the checkout aisle. Finally, they got into their minivan once again, and they drove home. When Larry and his mom got home, it was 5pm. Larry ran into the kitchen to eat his chips. “Now honey, you should eat something healthy, like the pack of carrots I bought. Larry’s mom said calmly, trying to hand Larry the pack of carrots she bought. “Yeah… no thanks mom. I’m not going to eat that junk.” Larry said. Then, Larry shoved a handful of chips into his mouth. Larry heard his mom gasp. All of a sudden, Larry started to feel a little dizzy. Then, everything went black. 5 YEARS LATER Larry woke up startled. “Where am I? What’s happening? Larry questioned. “You’re in the hospital. You have some brain damage from eating junk food. It looks like the junk food is trying to eat your brain.” Larry heard someone say. “Wait… what?! Larry exclaimed. Eat healthy! You don’t want to end up like Larry, do you now?
Grown up rules Rule# 666: Don’t suck your thumb Official Reason: It’s disgusting and rude The Truth: Thumbs will grow on your thumb, No Joke!
One November day there was a mean disobedient 6 year old named Theodore. He was sucking on his thumb the whole time he was supposed to be getting ready for school. He picked out his outfit. It was an all-orange outfit. Orange shirt, orange socks, orange pants and orange shoes! He really loved orange. It was his favorite color. Finally his mom caught him sucking on his thumb and demanded that he stopped and cleaned his hands by either washing his hands or using hand sanitizer. He refused to do either and ran upstairs to his room. He hid under his bed sucking his thumb and waited to see if his mom would find him. Eventually she did. She said that he is about to be late for school. She brought the hand sanitizer to him and tried to get him to clean his hands. He refused to clean his hands again and he smacked the hand sanitizer right out of her hand! She grounded him and got him ready for school. He almost missed the bus.
When he got on the bus he chose to sit by himself and suck on his thumb. So whenever someone looked at him he stopped just in time so they didn’t see him. He got to school and hid in the bathroom to suck his thumb again. He was in there for 5 minutes! He finally came out and he was late for class. So he went to the office to get a late slip. The people at the office asked him why he was late for class. He lied and said he slept in. They gave him the slip and he went to class. His class was boring that day. They learned how to add and subtract, how to count by tens, and how to sing the alphabet. He was finally able to go home. Once again while he was on the bus he sucked on his thumb the whole way back home. He got home and he hid in the bathroom to suck on his thumb. He looked in the mirror at his thumb and there were multiple thumbs on his thumb. He went to go ask his mom what was happening. She finally confessed and said it was him sucking on his thumb too much. He asked why she lied to him but she didn’t answer him. He promised to never suck on his thumb again. So don’t suck on your thumb or thumbs will grow on it like plants growing out of the ground.
The Secret Knowledge Of Grown-Ups Rule #15 Don’t Sit Too Close To The TV! Official Reason: You shouldn’t sit too close to the TV because it will ruin your eyes! The Truth: One day Bob was watching TV on the weekend. Bob’s mom saw him sitting too close and told him to get up and sit farther. “It will ruin your eyes Bob”. “Move”, said his mom. “I don’t want to mom, I asked you a million times about getting me glasses but you won’t” said Bob. Bob swallowed a glass of milk and put the glass down. “Bob I’m warning you, don’t sit too close.” said his mom, but Bob didn’t budge. “No, because then I can’t see.” His mom did a tired sigh and went outside. Suddenly the pictures on the TV began to pop out of the screen. Bob yelled, “Mom!”, but it was too late, the pictures began chasing after Bob. Bob ran as fast as he could from the cartoons but they ran after him all around the house. One cartoon had long legs and was tall. One was hilarious looking, and one had a cruel look on his face. One was ghostly looking and Bob was scared. Then one cartoon came up and swallowed Bob, then puked him. Bob felt disgusting. Some of the cartoons were singing, flying, sleeping, fuzzy, weird, and one was a dog. Bob was attacked by the pictures because that’s what they do when you sit too close to the TV. Bob’s feet were sore because it was hard running for so long. The pictures went back in the TV and told Bob they would never bother him again, but only if he sat farther away. Bob’s mom was gardening and was mad when she came inside. “What happened Bob?!” she asked. The cartoons had made a mess while running around. Bob was quiet and just cleaned up the mess. The next day, Bob’s mom got him glasses. He never again sat too close to the TV. So don’t ever sit too close to the TV……OR ELSE!!!!!
Rule#553 don’t play to many videogames Official reason: it hurts your brain Real reason don” t play to many videogames If you want to find out read this story! Once there was a boy name Jason he loved video games. Every day Jason would run home do his homework and play the Wii. When his mom got home they would eat dinner and watch a movie .after dinner Jake would get ready for bed and would go to sleep. Next day it was Saturday and Jake was going to play the game all day. In the middle of the day Jake was thirsty but when he got up he started to feel dizzy there was a flash and he was in his favorite game Mario bros. then instantly out of nowhere he seen browser taking princess peach. And saw Mario jumping in a car chasing after the ship and he asked if Jason said yes but call me logo. The caught up with the ship but they were running out of road but at the last second it turned into a space car. And Mario started shouting at Browser ship started to go down when it went into hipper drive and then got away.
Official Reason: you need your nutrients and it’s a waste of money
The truth: the truth is that they don’t want the foods to be angry for not being eaten and so they won’t rebel
Listen to this story…
It all started in 1998 in a small town in Texas a young boy named bob was living on a plantation with all these foods. One night after school bob had a big project worth 85% of his grade. His mom said its time to eat bob replied no im too busy with a school project well if you want to clean the horses barn then I suggest you get down here… coming mom bob replied here you go corn,carrots,salads really you called me down for some stupid food that we eat every day these foods are stupid dumb and idiotic and they belong in the trash i'm going up stairs.
Later that day bobs mom took out the trash after she left all the foods were angry so angry they wanted revenge. All the food started to group together and use all their strength to get out of the trashcan. THe lid opened. THey popped out and one of the carrots took the lead. “salads, go to the salad farm and get all the help you can.” “Carrots, I need you to go to the field and get as much carrots out of the ground as possible. We are going to show this child that he should never waste food.”
The food climbs up the flower trellis to the nearest window and climb in. Surprisingly, it was the boy’s room. The spinach goes by the window and slam it open. They all pour into his room. Bob was so surprised he jumped and hit the ceiling. He fell to the ground and said “what do you want with me?” “we’re going to eat you if you don’t promise to eat all your food and stop wasting it” Bob replies “OK, I’ll eat you then!” He proceeds to eat all the angry food in his room until it is all gone. After that he never wasted his food again.
Always eat/never waste your food or you will be the food.
Rule number 729 don’t eat a ton of candy Official Reason: don’t eat a ton of ton of candy or it will give you a bad stomach ace The truth: don’t eat a ton of candy or a candy monster will form in your stomach! Once there was a kid named Clyde. He is 8 years old. On one Halloween night he went trick or treating. He got a lot of candy later that night he ate a lot of candy then he felt a strange feeling in his stomach so he got a glass of water. But it only made it worse. It hurt a lot. He started screaming and crying his mom and dad came in his room. They took him to the hospital. But the doctor couldn’t find anything wrong with him. when he went home, he was in the bathroom. A hand stuck out of his mouth then more and more body parts then it formed into one big candy monster he was so scared and then the monster broke out of the house and wondered off the monster looked all gooey and slimy it had a laughy taffy tonug and skittles for eyes it had sharp claws and teeth made out of candy corn and had twizzler for hair and a chocolate marsh mellow brain. The more the monster ate candy the bigger he got. When you eat a lot of candy it builds up and forms into a monster then it will come alive. And it will get stronger and abandon your stomach. Clyde needed to figure out how to stop it. He looked it up on the internet it said you need to destroy it with fruits and vegetables. So then Clyde got a bunch of fruits and vegetables and mashed them up and put them in a water gun and mixed it with fruit juice. And he went outside and found the monster and sprayed it died instantly. Everyone was so happy with Clyde even the president of the united states gave him a medal. His parents were so proud.
The secret knowledge of grown ups Rule: 555 Don’t jump on your bed
Official reason: u will get hurt The truth: there are particles in your bed that activate a spring that makes u jump so high u hit a force field causing your head to become a stewie head .it was April 15 1999 Ok so there once was a guy named Zach he was 11 years old his mom told him not to jump on his bed but he loved to do it so much but guess what he activated the super spring that launched him and he hit the force field that gave him the stewie head His mom found out when she heard him scream so they rushed to the hospital the doctors tried several experiment’s turns out Zach has to be stuck like this he was so embarrassed to go to school outside or even talk so he ran away and no one could ever find him he ended up living to be 150 years old can u imagine to have 139 years left of life being lonely it was very bad for Zach but when he was 149 the doctors found a cure so Zach got his normal head back then he won the lottery it was ridding smooth for Zach but he died on age 150 so he had half a year to enjoy his money and his normal head but unfortunately he blew of all his money after a month so he had enough money to buy two refrigerator box and he died
Don’t leave you door unlocked Rule number :27 Don’t leave your door unlocked. Official reason: or else someone will get in. The truth: everything in your house will come alive. One day tom was at school he remembered that he left the door unlocked. I was afraid someone would get in. also my mom would get mad because she told me to lock the doors. When I was at my house just about to go in when I heard a noise it was coming from my bed room. I thought someone was in my house so I went in afraid. Once I was in everything was alive. I went up to the grandfather clock and asked him what happened. He said you didn’t lock the door. So I ran to the door and locked it.
Everything in my house was a mess so I cleaned everything the house was spotless. When my mom came home she was amazed at what I did. She said you cleaned Yes I said I was board. She was so happy. She went over to the computer and turned it on. A Justin bieber was on the screen. She said you like Justin. Yes I said she said she didn’t know I liked him. But I really didn’t like him at all.
The next day forgot to lock the doors again now I am going to have to pick everything up. Once I got home I heard a louder noise coming from my house. When I got in the rug brought me away from the door I tried to go to the door but it wouldn’t let me. So I just went upstairs into my bedroom. I saw a pencil and a pen fighting so I grabbed them and snapped them in two. So I went down stairs and everyone was fighting. I went back upstairs to the computer and saw a remote trying to imitate Justin bieber he wasn’t good at it so I took out his batteries. I went down stairs and ran and shut and locked the door just when my mom got home with a lot of Justin bieber stuff. When she walked in she was mad really mad. She made me clean up everything and grounded me for life. When your mom says to you lock your doors or else you parents will be mad at you and you will be grounded for life with a lot of Justin bieber stuff.
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ReplyDeleteRule No. 275 Don’t waste food.
Official reason: It’s a waste of food and money. The Truth: The wasted food will evolve over time and come to eat you.
Once there was a boy named Steve Jr. He was 12 and in 6th grade. Steve Jr. was a smart, talented, and active boy. Everyone looked up at him look a role model. Besides the fact he always wasted food. Even though, his parents told him to eat all his food and to not waste it. He always lied and said, “I’m full.” and threw his food away. He wasted chicken, tacos, macaroni, quesadilla, etc. Steve Jr. never once finished all his food. He wasted about 10,000$ worth of food his whole life. Precisely $13,834.64 He wasted his food his whole life. Precisely 12 years, 4 months, 13 days, 17 hours, 12 minutes, and 5 seconds.
His parents, Steve and Nara were afraid THAT would happen. So they feared the worst possibility, so they said, “If you want to hang out with your friends finish all your food!” He knew he could talk to his friends on his PlayStation 3. (PS3) (Call of Duty) So he yelled very angrily and very loudly, “NEVER!!!” and stomped upstairs. While he was stomping upstairs the ground shook every time he stomped. When he got upstairs he went to his room and slammed the door so hard, it sent a shock wave through the house.
An hour later, Precisely 1 hour, 27 minutes, and 13 seconds later, he heard someone banging on his door. He opened the door and yelled very angrily, “WHAT?!” He looked up and saw 6 tall, dangerous, ugly looking monsters. He went to pick up his Nerf gun to shoot the monsters. When he picked up his Nerf gun, he shot the monsters, but he had no bullets! So he used it as a hammer and charged the monsters. He was going to hit a chicken right between the face when, a taco picked him up. He was about to scream but the taco swallowed Steve down whole.
So let this be a lesson, DON’T WASTE FOOD!
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ReplyDeleteRule number: 47 Don’t feed your veggies to your dog
Official reason: So your dog does not get sick
The truth: So he/she does not turn into a VEGGIE dog and eat you
Once upon a time there was a boy named Carl. Carl was a child who didn’t like to eat his vegetables. So, one night he decided to feed his vegetables to his chocolate lab named Sparky. The next morning when Sparky woke up he was a carrot. When he started to whine Carl ran down to his laundry room where Sparky practically lived. Carl yelled for his parents they came down and immediately called Dr. Forner.
After they all got dressed they quickly ran over to Dr. Forner’s office. Dr. Forner had no idea how to fix Sparky back to a normal dog. They tried some experiments but none of them would work. But then Dr. Forner did an experiment that turned Sparky into a dog, just the only problem was that Sparky was now as big as Clifford the big red dog. Sparky got really excited and started to chase them all around. Then Dr. Forner pulled the rope that held up a giant cage. The cage fell directly on Sparky and Sparky was finally trapped. Then Dr. Forner did the experiment that turned Sparky really big backwards.
After that Sparky was back to normal and sleeping. But then something really bad happened. Sparky turned even bigger than he was before. He was even bigger than Clifford. Then Sparky chased everyone around and because he was bigger, so were his footprints. After everyone was tired out and hiding away from Sparky. Everyone that was hiding in Dr. Forner’s lab was Sparky’s dinner. So advice to you kids. DO NOT FEED YOUR VEGATABLES TO YOUR DOGS EVER IN YOUR LONG LIFE!
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ReplyDeleteRule # 163: wash your hands
Official reason: it spreads germs
The truth: you could wake the sink and germ monster!
One time there was a kid named Steve. He was a nice kid. But he never washed his hands. His parents always asked him if he did, and he’d say yes, which was a lie. On Monday, at school, there was there was a terrible smell. Steve didn’t know what it was. Then, he figured out it was his hands! They had smelled terrible. Because everyone in the classroom smelled it, the teacher sent Steve home because of his hands. When he got home, he still didn’t wash his hands! Later, something happened. A germ and sink monster appeared! Steve did not know what to do but he had to act fast, otherwise his parents would know! So 1st, he washed his hands in the sink monster to defeat it. Then he took a Clorox sword ® and slayed the germ monster. When his parents got home, their house didn’t stink anymore! They were proud of Steve. Steve washes his hands to this day so the germ and/or sink monster doesn’t appear.
Advice to kids: always wash your hands or else you could wake the germ and sink monster.
ReplyDeleteRule # 3: Don’t have a messy room
Official reason: It would be hard to get around in it and it looks embarrassing
The Truth: Monsters will throw a party and eat you if you try to stop them
One day there was a boy named Billy. Billy was just a normal kid. He was also bad in school. He was walking home from his after school detention with his friend Bob. Bob had detention with him. They got detention because they put ants in the teacher’s shirt. They did that because the teacher gave them lots of homework. Their teacher was dancing around the room ridiculously. When he got home he was going up to his room to get his phone. When he got in his room he heard his moms footsteps coming upstairs. He got very worried and angry. He was worried and mad because his mom was going to see his messy room. When she got upstairs she then walked into his room. She had an furious look on her face. When she got further into the room she tripped over one of Billy’s footballs and hurt her foot. She yelled at him and locked him in his room until it was in tip top shape. She told him he could come out when it was clean.
So Billy sat in his room for HOURS. He really did not want to clean his room. He didn’t want to clean his room because it would take hours and more importantly it meant his mom won. Finally he could not take it anymore. He was starving so he went downstairs to get a snack. He hadn’t eaten anything for hours. When he got downstairs loads of monsters crowded his room. They started to throw a huge party. Billy had no idea the party was going on.
When Billy was done with his snack he went back upstairs and went into his room. When he saw the monsters he yelled at them to get out of his room. The monsters got MAD. That meant they had to go find another messy room to trash up even more and party in it. So they did what they had to do. They had no other choice but to eat him right up as an appetizer. So that’s exactly what they did. Then the party continued. It went on and on and on and on and on and on.
The party is still going on right now. It has been going on for hundreds of years. So, guys always keep your room clean or you’ll end up like Billy!
Rule #139 don’t plat too many video games
ReplyDeleteBecause it’s not good for eye’s
The game will come to life and eat you and your family!
Once there was a little boy named Mick he lived with his mom Amy, hid dad Bob, his baby sister Mia, and his dog Larry. It was a Friday afternoon Mick just got off the bus. Then he put down his back pack and started playing video games. “Micky sweaty do you have any homework” yelled his mother “NO!!” when he really had 2 tests on Monday, a math assignment, and a writing assignment also due Monday, but he just kept playing his new video game “Zombie’s Take over the World!”
The next day Mia was still sleeping, mom and dad where eating breakfast and Mick and Larry where play video games. (Larry tried but it didn’t go to will without thumbs) So while they were playing the video game the zombies started popping out of the TV, but Mick thought he was just seeing things so he kept playing.
Later that same day… the zombie had fully got came of the screen. Mick screamed but by the time his parents got there it was too late. Mick was killed, so was his dad but no one know what happened to Mia, his mom or Larry. Ten years later the town is surrounded with big medal walls even a celling so no one knows who is still locked up in the cage o how many zombies are in there the never know. That kids is why we should never play to much video games.
Don’t Write Sloppy
ReplyDeleteRule# 401
Official reason: Then the person can read it
The truth: The pencil will take over u
Once there was a girl named Sarah. She went to school one day and saw her favorite teacher, Ms.Thinger. She was her writing teacher. When her student gave out treats or brownies, she would give the rest to Sarah. To Sarah she was nice, sweet m and kind.
One day she started learning about cursive. Ms. Thinger told Sarah to write at least two sentences about school in cursive. When she got home her mom, Carissa told her to write very neat or ells Sarah will get an F on her writing grade. But Sarah didn’t listen. So Sarah Just wrote what she thinks school was like In sloppy HANDWRTING .
When she went to her room and started writing about school her pencil got out of control. When she let go of the pencil and took a step back away from the paper, her pencil grew, grew, grew large. Sarah was squished and suffocated by the eraser. Sarah mom and dad left the very sad and terrified
Now everyone in town left because the pencil grew an army. By making more pencil, it had magical spells. Half of town died. Only the corps of Sarah was there. The pencil is still waiting for people to come.
Don’t pick your nose
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Official reason: It’s gross and embarrassing.
The truth: Your nose will be unclogged and your brain will come blowing out of your nose.
One day at school there was a boy named Daniel, he started to pick his nose. “Daniel,” Mrs. S (his boring teacher) said, “Stop picking your nose, its gross!” But Daniel didn't stop. He picked his nose even when his friends told him not to. When he got home his dog, Missy, came up and licked him, then she ran to go and eat. Daniel’ nose got all stuffy, so he started to pick his nose again. Daniel would pick his nose all day and even when he was sleeping no matter what anyone said about him. No one hung out with him at school because he picked his nose, so he didn't have any friends. But then one day his nose was all clogged up again and he had boogers everywhere. Even though his nose was not clogged anymore he still picked his nose until he had to go to sleep.
When he woke up the next day he just stayed there in bed until his parents came in the room to bring him to school. When they came in they said, “Daniel, wake up!” even though he was already awake. All he did was lay there and started to babble. Then they looked around the room and saw a scary brain with legs and arms sticking out of it. His parents screamed and the brain chased after them. The brain captured his parents and ate their brains and got bigger. The brain went downstairs and saw Missy. So the brain ate it, got bigger, and got furry. Then the brain went outside and ate everyone’s brains. No one knew what happened until 3 years later someone came to visit their family and saw everyone laying on the ground, babbling, and the giant brain running around in circles.
So don’t pick your nose unless you want your town to get destroyed by your brain.
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ReplyDeleteRule number:99 Don’t play to much video games
Official reason: Cause it will make you dumb
The truth: The games will come to life in your head
Once there was a little kid named Jimmy. He really loved to play video games. He would play all day and all night. His parents always told him to stop playing video games so much but Jimmy never listened. He would play all kinds of different video games like shooters, spooky, scary and hunting games. Video games were Jimmy’s life. It was like impossible for Jimmy to stop playing video games cause he was such an addict.
Jimmy would switch video games every two hours so he can play all is games at least once everyday. Until one day he noticed something really weird . Everything he had played is now in his head. There was soldiers having a war in his head, ghosts were flying around and there was a guy hunting animals. It was the most weirdest thing that had ever happen to Jimmy. Jimmy was really scared of what had happened to him.
Jimmy decided to go to bed at 12:00 after he was done playing his video games. When he woke up he looked at his watch and it was 7:00. He also noticed that his head was messed up so he told his mom and his mom decided to take Jimmy to the hospital by there house. Jimmy was really worried on the way to the hospital.
When they got to the hospital a doctor took Jimmy’s x-ray of his head. The doctor said that Jimmy’s brain was messed up cause of all the miniature bullet holes in his brain and his brain was knocked up cause of all the frag grenades.
Don’t cut your hair
ReplyDeleteRule: Don’t cut your own hair number 55.
Official reason: your hair will look bad and be uneven.
The truth: Once there was a girl named jenny .She wasn't the type of girl who would listen. Jenny didn't care what people thought of here. She was very outgoing she dress funky every day and where her hair crazy every day. Then she finally wanted a haircut. But her mom thought her hair was still short. I guess jenny wanted it shorter.
On her way to the bathroom she found a pair of scissors. And thought it would be funny if she cut her own hair. So she locked the bathroom door and started cutting away. But then it was time to eat and mom was looking for her. So her mother came up stairs and unlocked the bathroom door with her fingernail. And jenny’s hair was ruined. She went to school the next day. And everyone said that her hair looked like a spaghetti monster.
Then she realized that she should have listen to her mom. All day at school she was thinking of how bad her punishment would be. Then jenny came home and was afraid to hear her punishment. Then her mother grounded her for two weeks. ’No going outside no having friends over. Worst of all no electronics. That will teach jenny a lesson to listen to your mom and never cut your own hair.
Turn the lights off
ReplyDeleteRule # 10: Turn off the lights. Official reason is wastes electricity.
The truth: Once there was a girl named Rose, she was a typical 6th grade girl. She was at home her parents were on a date till 3:00 am. It was only 9:51 pm. She stared getting ready for bed. While she was laying on her fluffy pillow her grandma sassy to her mom made her, she was thinking about how she was being sassy to her mom before she left, because her mom didn’t let her go to the park.” I’m going to keep the lights on I do it all the time I don’t care.” She thought.
In the middle of the night she heard a noise she thought it was the neighbors. She got up and saw the lights singing. The carpet felt like stones. She screamed but didn’t run. She isn’t scared easily. “What are the lamps going to do?” she thought. She tried to call her parents but the lamp sang” no no no .“ What are you going to do she cried”, to the big lamp on the table. The lamp said “You kept us on and you’re… rude.”
She pushed the lamp off the table and said sorry to the other lamps. (They didn’t care.)She turned the light of, called her mom and said “I LOVE YOU.” She went to bed and fell asleep right away. The next morning she put the lamp back on the table. The lamp quickly whispered “usually we are much worse and won’t turn off. “ That was a warning and never again okay?” She went upstairs for breakfast. Her parents were sound asleep.
Never stay on the computer for so long
ReplyDeleteRule #593 Remember when adults always say never be on the computer for so long? Well I remember! Hi my name is Abby and well, let me tell the story and you will find out yourself.
I got done with choir and my high school and so I went home to practice my song and solo for the concert. I got done practicing the songs so I went on the computer to read because I love to read Harry Styles Fan Fiction, I love the heart break and the romance and the wonderful things the fans write about. It’s like I’m in a dream. When I was reading it felt like my eyes were on fire but I didn’t care the story was to could to look away. I kept reading and reading and reading and reading then I played one direction songs to fill the sad parts because I cry at the sad parts.
I have been on the computer for 2 hours so I was almost time for bed. So I went to the bathroom to get my make up off so it doesn’t stain my pillow. When I stared to scrub the make-up off my right eyes was sliding down my face then it landed in the sink, then my left eyes did the same thing the I fell to the floor. I heard my mom’s car pull up and I heard her call my name then I heard a scream like bloody murder then she probably ran to the phone and called my dad first then police and the ambulance.
I was in the truck but it was really silent. Then I was wheeled into the emergency room but I didn’t get new eyes or nothing I’m stuck eye less for the rest of my born life but I did improve I can’t go to the computer ever again! So kids never, ever, ever stay on the computer for long because you will end up I a retirement home faster than you think.
The Girl Who Didn’t Do Her Chores
ReplyDeleteRule: Do your chores! #126
Official Reason: So that everything is neat and clean.
The Truth: The “Chore Monster” will come get you and take you to Chore Land!
Once there was a girl named Aria. She went down stairs into her living room to leave for school. Before she left, her parents told her to do her chores when she gets home. Aria gave them a nod and headed out the door to the bus stop with her friend Hannah. On the bus, a friend of Aria asked her if she heard the story of the boy who was taken away by the “Chore Monster” because he didn’t do his chores. She said “Yeah but it’s just a made up story.” and then she changed the subject.
After Aria got off the bus from school, she walked home with Hannah. Hannah asked if she wanted to play outside with a couple other friends. She said “Sure.”. When Aria came inside from playing outside it was about 7:00. She forgot she had to do tons of homework, so she did it right away. Aria got done with her homework at about 8:00. She remembered she totally forgot to do her chores too! Aria was too tired to do it and it was getting pretty late, so she just got ready for bed. Since her parents weren’t home yet, so she figured they wouldn’t notice.
Around 9:00, Aria was ready for bed and her parents just got home. Both of her parents asked if she remembered to do her chores. She said “Yes.” tiredly. When Aria woke up the next day, she noticed she wasn’t at home in her bedroom. Aria was inside of a jail cell like room. The person who she shared a room with told her how, what, when, where, and why she was there. The person said she was taken away by the Chore Monster in the middle of the night while she was sleeping and they took her here. She knew Chore Land was going to make her life difficult and miserable even though she just got there, she could just feel it.
20 Years Later
After 20 years of being at Chore Land, Aria knew she was never going back home and she was going to be there for the rest of her life forever. That’s the reason why you should always do your chores!
Secret Knowledge of Grown-Ups
ReplyDeleteRule #26 Don’t pick on your brother!
Official Reason: Your brother is going to pick on you too.
The Truth: Your brother is going to eat you.
Once there was a girl named Isamar that would always pick on her brother Alonso. Even though her parents begged her to stop or something bad was going to happen one day. One of the times she would pick on her brother she got there husky and made him pee on his lap. Another time she kept calling him really mean names. Then 5 year past of her making fun of him, picking on him, name calling, and pranks. He got enough of her and yelled at her that he was going to get her back some time.
So that night while she was sleeping she heard her brother walking down the hallway so she rant to lock the bedroom door because she remembered her brother told her that night that he was going to pay for it. After she want to lock the door she ran to her bed and hid under her covers. He tried to turn the knob but it was locked so he kicked her door open. Then all of a sudden her brother Alonso turned into a nasty, ugly odd looking zombie, and started walking straight to her so she jumped out of her bed and ran out of her room and her brother went after her they ran all over the house even outside. She thought it was odd that no one could hear them because there where making a lot of noise. He finally caught her and said I told u so and ate every single piece of her body
This is way you shouldn’t pick on your brother if you don’t want her to eat you too.
The secret Knowledge of grown up
ReplyDeleteRule Do not be a bully.
rule number 1000000000000000.
Official reason: bully’s are mean.
The truth: they are top secret government experiments.
Once upon a time there was a kid named Bob. Bob was a normal kid. Just like everyone else he is scared of Larry. Larry was a bully with Charlie and John. They are always bullying Bob. They bullied him in every class. They also cyber bully.
They always said bad words to him. One day when Bob was walking home Larry, Charlie and John started following him. bob did not see him so he kept on walking. Then Larry started saying mean things to Bob. Bob ran back to school. Larry, Charlie and John went to. He ran in to the building.
Then he went in Mrs. Languages room he was looking for a hiding place he found a book that said. “Bull’s” he opened the book it said that bully’s are top secret government experiments. Also that there is a battery in the back of the head and I just need to pull the plug. I went out there and pulled there plugs then I went home. I tolled my mom and dad the hole thing.
The Hair Monster
ReplyDeleteRule: Don’t cut your own hair #2.
Official reason: your hair cut might look bad.
The truth: your hair cut will turn into a creeper!
There I was in the bathroom about to cut my own hair. I got the scissors and my hair. Right when I cut my hair I kept going. When I was done the ground shook, my hair turned into a creeper. A creeper is a green four legged monster. It will blow up anything 10 feet and closer, it’s made out of 2 TNT blocks. I screamed in terror and ran out of my house. The creeper broke the entire house. I found out that the creeper was angry. When I got outside I was in Russia. I was only ten years old.
For some reason I still had scissors in my hand. I saw a skeleton that shot an arrow at the creeper. That did nothing; I found out that the skeleton was on my side so we both ran. It was icy everywhere, when the skeleton stepped on the ice it froze. Now I was really scared, I was also cold. I saw a tree so I thought to myself I should make a fire but I couldn't. Two reasons 1: the tree was frozen 2: the creeper was still after me.
Then I found Superman and Spiderman. Superman flew up and hit the creeper, and then Spider man shot webs at the creeper. The creeper roared in anger ah oh I said. Then Superman and Spider man said I was on my own then flew away. I ran even faster now. I found some stuff and picked it all up. I combined them and made two boxing gloves. I fought the creeper and defeated it. When I looked at myself, I had a bunch of cuts on my body.
So that’s why you shouldn't cot your own hair. Unless you like to get blown up by a creeper. So just take my advice, don’t cut your own hair.
The Secret knowledge of Grown- Ups
ReplyDeleteRule: #62 doesn’t let your room get messy.
Official Reason: Don’t let your get to messy because it’s embarrassing and gross.
The Truth: If you don’t clean your room your clothes, toys, and garbage will tie you up forever.
Once there was a boy named Chris who was very sloppy. He never wanted to clean his room. It was so
Dirty you couldn’t see the floor. Chris would win in first place in worlds worst room contest. Cris refused
So much that his mom and dad had to hire a nanny named Rose Nye Copper. But we just call her Miss.
Copper. .She sleeps on the first floor third floor to the right. Rihanna (Mom) asked Miss. Copper to
Clean
Chris’s room. She sighed but said”ok”.
Chris’s room is on third floor, first door to the left. If you didn’t
Notice they live in a three story house. Miss. Copper manned to slip throws the door. She put away the
Toys ( kind of) . Picked up the clothes ( little bit ). Then she throw away the garbage ( not at all ). She left
The room and shut the door. Miss. Copper is very lazy 39 years old. The only thing she likes to do is sleep
And eat potatoes chips when were not around. She went in the bathroom and put water on her
Forehead and went downstairs. Chris wasn’t really apprentice what Miss. Copper did. They all
Went to sleep.
Chis woke up in the morning. Miss. Copper made breakfast and sent Chis to school. Mrs. Chom
(Chris’s teacher) . The day went buy so fast he couldn’t believe it. He rode bus q home. When Chris got
home and his mom, dad, and Miss. Copper went in Chris’s room. It was still messy. The door locked
behind them. Just then mom and dad got tied up by Chris’s pant. Chris and Miss copper cleaned up the
room and set mom and dad free. Keep your room clean or else!!
The Secret Knowledge of Grown-ups
ReplyDeleteRule: #79 Don’t sit too close to the TV
Official Reason: Because your eyes will hurt your eyes.
The Truth: The TV will start talking to you and starts making your eyes look weird.
One day there was a kid named Manny. He was 8 years old and has short brown hair. He LOVED to watch TV (especially cartoons). Manny would run right home and watch Looney Tunes and SpongeBob, and he would sit right in front of the TV. He would do all of his homework at the last minute before he goes to bed. Manny would do that every day he went to school. When it was summer, he would watch 24/7 (except when he goes to bed, the bathroom, eating, etc.).
During the summer, Manny was watching cartoons (as always). When all of a sudden the TV started talking to Manny. The TV said, “Back away from me, I need my personal space.” Manny was screaming. “Aren’t you going to get out of my face yet,” the TV asked. Manny refused going back further. So the TV said, “Alright when you start school, you will be cursed with whatever I want to give you.”
Manny didn’t listen to that TV. So, after the first day of school, when he got home he was watching TV (of course). Then Manny went to the bathroom, when he washed his face and looked in the mirror, his eyes were big, bulgy, and pink. Manny was terrified in himself. Then his head shrunk, which made his eyes stick out. Then he wanted to watch some cartoons, so he went to the couch instead of going to the front of the TV. His head and eyes were back to normal before he knew it. When he went to sleep and woke up, he went to the bathroom and he was so happy he was back to normal.
So, now you know to never sit in front of the TV, or you’ll end up like Manny.
The secret knowledge of gown ups
ReplyDeleteRule: 144: you can’t eat candy for all your meals.
Real reason: your teeth will rot, and too mush candy isn't healthy
The truth: your teeth will run away.
Once there was a boy named Martin. He was 9 years old and loved candy, one day after coming from the candy store he decided since he loved candy so much he would have it for all his meals. He begged and begged his parents for weeks if he could eat candy for all his meals. They kept saying “no too much candy isn't healthy, “pleas he begged his mom and dad. One day Martins parent got so annoyed of the begging that the gave in.
After that day Martin ate the candy uncontrollably and the more he ate it the more his teeth rotted. One day when Martin was chowing down some candy his teeth started to ach, at first he thought it was nothing but he was wrong. His teeth were trying to jump out of his mouth! Finally when Martian couldn’t take it any more of the aching his teeth jumped straight out of his mouth.” HEY!” said Martian, “come back here” but it was already too late.
Martian teeth ran out the door in a blur.” Where are you going!” said Maritain, his teeth did not stop they just kept running away. By the time martin caught up to his teeth they were all the way at his friend Martians teeth were at his friend Rogers’s house.” Have you seen my teeth” said Martian. Wht said Roger never mind said Roger he found his teeth at the dentist office and they were getting fixed up will you go back in my mouth. The teeth thought about it and went back in his mouth and he never ate too much candy again.
Don’t leave you door unlocked
ReplyDeleteRule number :27
Don’t leave your door unlocked.
Official reason: or else someone will get in.
The truth: everything in your house will come alive.
One day tom was at school he remembered that he left the door unlocked. I was afraid someone would get in. also my mom would get mad because she told me to lock the doors. When I was at my house just about to go in when I heard a noise it was coming from my bed room. I thought someone was in my house so I went in afraid. Once I was in everything was alive. I went up to the grandfather clock and asked him what happened. He said you didn’t lock the door. So I ran to the door and locked it.
Everything in my house was a mess so I cleaned everything the house was spotless. When my mom came home she was amazed at what I did. She said you cleaned Yes I said I was board. She was so happy. She went over to the computer and turned it on. A Justin bieber was on the screen. She said you like Justin. Yes I said she said she didn’t know I liked him. But I really didn’t like him at all.
The next day forgot to lock the doors again now I am going to have to pick everything up. Once I got home I heard a louder noise coming from my house. When I got in the rug brought me away from the door I tried to go to the door but it wouldn’t let me. So I just went upstairs into my bedroom. I saw a pencil and a pen fighting so I grabbed them and snapped them in two. So I went down stairs and everyone was fighting. I went back upstairs to the computer and saw a remote trying to imitate Justin bieber he wasn’t good at it so I took out his batteries. I went down stairs and ran and shut and locked the door just when my mom got home with a lot of Justin bieber stuff. When she walked in she was mad really mad. She made me clean up everything and grounded me for life. When your mom says to you lock your doors or else you parents wil be mad at you and you will be gounded for life and stuck with a lot of justin bieber stuff.
Rule#77
ReplyDeleteOfficial Reason: To succeed in life
Real reason: An evil twin is made
Top Secret
One day bidam, bregory, bj (aka the b team) got told the same thing “Be a good student to succeed in life and get good grades”. That’s what moms are and dads told us we all said LAME!!! But there was something fishy as if they were told to tell us like they were robots just kidding. But the way it was said was so weird.
After a while bregory,bj,andbidam had a weird dream in bidam Lionel messi said “what your parents are telling you is a lie same with bregory and bj s.so at the same time they all called each other and told each other the really weird dream. After they listened to their parent they said they were to a meeting a secret meeting that was add There is no more taco Tuesday dang it I mean they never just go out like that. So we followed them to a place with other parents and a big box that said “Files of rules. So we came up with a plan! Bregory was the distraction 2.Bj the hacker to hack all the cameras 3. Bidam the grabber he was going to get the file and run! So after they got the file they read it but it was too late an evil twin came to get us with an army!
Now here came the evil twin was from fluffier nugget evil happy land of doom. To destroy him before he destroys us. So are parents told us the truth we need to get good grades to destroy him that we need to get A++. So we all got A++ and the evil twin was destroyed. Now we know to get good grades so Kids get good grades in school.
The Junk Food Eater
ReplyDeleteDon’t eat junk food! Rule #26
Official Reason: It’s not good for you.
The Truth: The junk food will cause brain damage by eating your brain
One Saturday morning, there was a boy named Larry with brown hair and emerald colored eyes like his mom. He woke up and crawled out of bed. His stomach started to grumble as loud as fireworks beaming through the sky. Larry raced down the stairs and into the kitchen. He checked the fridge, the cabinets, the drawers, everything, but sadly, there was nothing to eat. “Mom, there’s nothing to eat!” Larry screeched, waiting for a response. “Okay honey, we’ll leave in 10 minutes!” Larry’s mom yelled back. Then, they got into their minivan and started driving to the grocery store.
Larry and his mom finally go to the grocery store. “Let’s buy carrots, celery, and broccoli! Oh, let’s not forget about the peas!” Larry’s mom said excitedly while walking towards the vegetable aisle. “Mom! Let’s not buy that disgusting junk! Let’s buy…um… this! Yeah totally! Mom, can we please get this?!” Larry said jumping up and down, holding a bag of chips with extra fat and triple the salt compared to other chips. “Fine, suit yourself, but don’t come crying to me when you realize how bad that junk is for your health.” Larry’s mom muttered quickly under her breath. They put the chips in their cart and went to the checkout aisle. Finally, they got into their minivan once again, and they drove home.
When Larry and his mom got home, it was 5pm. Larry ran into the kitchen to eat his chips. “Now honey, you should eat something healthy, like the pack of carrots I bought. Larry’s mom said calmly, trying to hand Larry the pack of carrots she bought. “Yeah… no thanks mom. I’m not going to eat that junk.” Larry said. Then, Larry shoved a handful of chips into his mouth. Larry heard his mom gasp. All of a sudden, Larry started to feel a little dizzy. Then, everything went black.
5 YEARS LATER
Larry woke up startled. “Where am I? What’s happening? Larry questioned. “You’re in the hospital. You have some brain damage from eating junk food. It looks like the junk food is trying to eat your brain.” Larry heard someone say. “Wait… what?! Larry exclaimed. Eat healthy! You don’t want to end up like Larry, do you now?
Grown up rules
ReplyDeleteRule# 666: Don’t suck your thumb
Official Reason: It’s disgusting and rude
The Truth: Thumbs will grow on your thumb, No Joke!
One November day there was a mean disobedient 6 year old named Theodore. He was sucking on his thumb the whole time he was supposed to be getting ready for school. He picked out his outfit. It was an all-orange outfit. Orange shirt, orange socks, orange pants and orange shoes! He really loved orange. It was his favorite color. Finally his mom caught him sucking on his thumb and demanded that he stopped and cleaned his hands by either washing his hands or using hand sanitizer. He refused to do either and ran upstairs to his room.
He hid under his bed sucking his thumb and waited to see if his mom would find him. Eventually she did. She said that he is about to be late for school. She brought the hand sanitizer to him and tried to get him to clean his hands. He refused to clean his hands again and he smacked the hand sanitizer right out of her hand! She grounded him and got him ready for school. He almost missed the bus.
When he got on the bus he chose to sit by himself and suck on his thumb. So whenever someone looked at him he stopped just in time so they didn’t see him. He got to school and hid in the bathroom to suck his thumb again. He was in there for 5 minutes! He finally came out and he was late for class. So he went to the office to get a late slip. The people at the office asked him why he was late for class. He lied and said he slept in. They gave him the slip and he went to class. His class was boring that day. They learned how to add and subtract, how to count by tens, and how to sing the alphabet.
He was finally able to go home. Once again while he was on the bus he sucked on his thumb the whole way back home. He got home and he hid in the bathroom to suck on his thumb. He looked in the mirror at his thumb and there were multiple thumbs on his thumb. He went to go ask his mom what was happening. She finally confessed and said it was him sucking on his thumb too much. He asked why she lied to him but she didn’t answer him. He promised to never suck on his thumb again.
So don’t suck on your thumb or thumbs will grow on it like plants growing out of the ground.
The Secret Knowledge Of Grown-Ups
ReplyDeleteRule #15 Don’t Sit Too Close To The TV!
Official Reason: You shouldn’t sit too close to the TV because it will ruin your eyes!
The Truth:
One day Bob was watching TV on the weekend. Bob’s mom saw him sitting too close and told him to get up and sit farther. “It will ruin your eyes Bob”. “Move”, said his mom. “I don’t want to mom, I asked you a million times about getting me glasses but you won’t” said Bob. Bob swallowed a glass of milk and put the glass down. “Bob I’m warning you, don’t sit too close.” said his mom, but Bob didn’t budge. “No, because then I can’t see.” His mom did a tired sigh and went outside. Suddenly the pictures on the TV began to pop out of the screen. Bob yelled, “Mom!”, but it was too late, the pictures began chasing after Bob. Bob ran as fast as he could from the cartoons but they ran after him all around the house. One cartoon had long legs and was tall. One was hilarious looking, and one had a cruel look on his face. One was ghostly looking and Bob was scared. Then one cartoon came up and swallowed Bob, then puked him. Bob felt disgusting. Some of the cartoons were singing, flying, sleeping, fuzzy, weird, and one was a dog. Bob was attacked by the pictures because that’s what they do when you sit too close to the TV. Bob’s feet were sore because it was hard running for so long. The pictures went back in the TV and told Bob they would never bother him again, but only if he sat farther away. Bob’s mom was gardening and was mad when she came inside. “What happened Bob?!” she asked. The cartoons had made a mess while running around. Bob was quiet and just cleaned up the mess. The next day, Bob’s mom got him glasses. He never again sat too close to the TV. So don’t ever sit too close to the TV……OR ELSE!!!!!
Rule#553 don’t play to many videogames
ReplyDeleteOfficial reason: it hurts your brain Real reason don” t play to many videogames If you want to find out read this story! Once there was a boy name Jason he loved video games. Every day Jason would run home do his homework and play the Wii. When his mom got home they would eat dinner and watch a movie .after dinner Jake would get ready for bed and would go to sleep. Next day it was Saturday and Jake was going to play the game all day. In the middle of the day Jake was thirsty but when he got up he started to feel dizzy there was a flash and he was in his favorite game Mario bros. then instantly out of nowhere he seen browser taking princess peach. And saw Mario jumping in a car chasing after the ship and he asked if Jason said yes but call me logo. The caught up with the ship but they were running out of road but at the last second it turned into a space car. And Mario started shouting at Browser ship started to go down when it went into hipper drive and then got away.
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Rule #38: don’t waste food
Official Reason: you need your nutrients and it’s a waste of money
The truth: the truth is that they don’t want the foods to be angry for not being eaten and so they won’t rebel
Listen to this story…
It all started in 1998 in a small town in Texas a young boy named bob was living on a plantation with all these foods. One night after school bob had a big project worth 85% of his grade. His mom said its time to eat bob replied no im too busy with a school project well if you want to clean the horses barn then I suggest you get down here… coming mom bob replied here you go corn,carrots,salads really you called me down for some stupid food that we eat every day these foods are stupid dumb and idiotic and they belong in the trash i'm going up stairs.
Later that day bobs mom took out the trash after she left all the foods were angry so angry they wanted revenge. All the food started to group together and use all their strength to get out of the trashcan. THe lid opened. THey popped out and one of the carrots took the lead. “salads, go to the salad farm and get all the help you can.” “Carrots, I need you to go to the field and get as much carrots out of the ground as possible. We are going to show this child that he should never waste food.”
The food climbs up the flower trellis to the nearest window and climb in. Surprisingly, it was the boy’s room. The spinach goes by the window and slam it open. They all pour into his room. Bob was so surprised he jumped and hit the ceiling. He fell to the ground and said “what do you want with me?” “we’re going to eat you if you don’t promise to eat all your food and stop wasting it” Bob replies “OK, I’ll eat you then!” He proceeds to eat all the angry food in his room until it is all gone. After that he never wasted his food again.
Always eat/never waste your food or you will be the food.
The candy monster
ReplyDeleteRule number 729 don’t eat a ton of candy
Official Reason: don’t eat a ton of ton of candy or it will give you a bad stomach ace
The truth: don’t eat a ton of candy or a candy monster will form in your stomach!
Once there was a kid named Clyde. He is 8 years old. On one Halloween night he went trick or treating. He got a lot of candy later that night he ate a lot of candy then he felt a strange feeling in his stomach so he got a glass of water. But it only made it worse. It hurt a lot. He started screaming and crying his mom and dad came in his room.
They took him to the hospital. But the doctor couldn’t find anything wrong with him. when he went home, he was in the bathroom. A hand stuck out of his mouth then more and more body parts then it formed into one big candy monster he was so scared and then the monster broke out of the house and wondered off the monster looked all gooey and slimy it had a laughy taffy tonug and skittles for eyes it had sharp claws and teeth made out of candy corn and had twizzler for hair and a chocolate marsh mellow brain. The more the monster ate candy the bigger he got. When you eat a lot of candy it builds up and forms into a monster then it will come alive. And it will get stronger and abandon your stomach.
Clyde needed to figure out how to stop it. He looked it up on the internet it said you need to destroy it with fruits and vegetables. So then Clyde got a bunch of fruits and vegetables and mashed them up and put them in a water gun and mixed it with fruit juice. And he went outside and found the monster and sprayed it died instantly. Everyone was so happy with Clyde even the president of the united states gave him a medal. His parents were so proud.
10/9/13
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The secret knowledge of grown ups
Rule: 555
Don’t jump on your bed
Official reason: u will get hurt
The truth: there are particles in your bed that activate a spring that makes u jump so high u hit a force field causing your head to become a stewie head .it was April 15 1999 Ok so there once was a guy named Zach he was 11 years old his mom told him not to jump on his bed but he loved to do it so much but guess what he activated the super spring that launched him and he hit the force field that gave him the stewie head
His mom found out when she heard him scream so they rushed to the hospital the doctors tried several experiment’s turns out Zach has to be stuck like this he was so embarrassed to go to school outside or even talk so he ran away and no one could ever find him he ended up living to be 150 years old can u imagine to have 139 years left of life being lonely it was very bad for Zach but when he was 149 the doctors found a cure so Zach got his normal head back then he won the lottery it was ridding smooth for Zach but he died on age 150 so he had half a year to enjoy his money and his normal head but unfortunately he blew of all his money after a month so he had enough money to buy two refrigerator box and he died
Don’t leave you door unlocked
ReplyDeleteRule number :27
Don’t leave your door unlocked.
Official reason: or else someone will get in.
The truth: everything in your house will come alive.
One day tom was at school he remembered that he left the door unlocked. I was afraid someone would get in. also my mom would get mad because she told me to lock the doors. When I was at my house just about to go in when I heard a noise it was coming from my bed room. I thought someone was in my house so I went in afraid. Once I was in everything was alive. I went up to the grandfather clock and asked him what happened. He said you didn’t lock the door. So I ran to the door and locked it.
Everything in my house was a mess so I cleaned everything the house was spotless. When my mom came home she was amazed at what I did. She said you cleaned Yes I said I was board. She was so happy. She went over to the computer and turned it on. A Justin bieber was on the screen. She said you like Justin. Yes I said she said she didn’t know I liked him. But I really didn’t like him at all.
The next day forgot to lock the doors again now I am going to have to pick everything up. Once I got home I heard a louder noise coming from my house. When I got in the rug brought me away from the door I tried to go to the door but it wouldn’t let me. So I just went upstairs into my bedroom. I saw a pencil and a pen fighting so I grabbed them and snapped them in two. So I went down stairs and everyone was fighting. I went back upstairs to the computer and saw a remote trying to imitate Justin bieber he wasn’t good at it so I took out his batteries. I went down stairs and ran and shut and locked the door just when my mom got home with a lot of Justin bieber stuff. When she walked in she was mad really mad. She made me clean up everything and grounded me for life. When your mom says to you lock your doors or else you parents will be mad at you and you will be grounded for life with a lot of Justin bieber stuff.